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......wait a second, Russia developed a fucking cancer vaccine?

submitted by titstitstits to Health 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 17:13:03 ago (+7/-1)     (Health)

I've been so distracted with the drones and Trump's haircut I forgot about the cure for cancer. It seems like this is actually a real thing.

The left, of course, would rather die than take a cancer vaccine from Russia. I on the other hand am extremely excited about this. Not just excited but thankful to Russia. And you know the cancer industry in the U.S. is like a hundred billion dollar industry? You think they will just give up that money? No, that vaccine will be smeared to no end. This makes me angry.


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[ - ] Spaceman84 9 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 17:45:54 ago (+9/-0)

No they didn’t. It’s mRNA gene therapy, not a vaccine.

[ - ] Wahaha 5 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 17:31:44 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] the_old_ones 1 point 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 19:18:20 ago (+1/-0)

im adding this to a shopping list and to my health regime

[ - ] Moravian 1 point 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 00:01:10 ago (+1/-0)

Just want to say thank you for this information.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 5 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 17:18:24 ago (+5/-0)

You are a fucking moron.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 19:19:18 ago (+1/-0)

Did you hear the Chinese cured death?
Just believe me because I posted that here and included no information or links of any kind.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 23:07:51 ago (+0/-0)

I wouldn’t call it a cure. I would call it a therapy. Its not something that prevents all cancer. You could develop a vaccine though for a certain type of breast cancer for example.

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 20:01:24 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 19:48:37 ago (+0/-0)

And the US developed a COVID-19 vaccine.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 19:24:38 ago (+0/-0)

Before GTA6 came out, yes.

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 0 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 19:21:28 ago (+0/-0)

That doesn't even make any fucking sense.

[ - ] hylo 0 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 19:12:37 ago (+0/-0)

So it will kill jews? Just kidding they are not a race.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 19:03:04 ago (+0/-0)

Vaccines that cause cancer are nothing new.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 17:30:26 ago (+0/-0)

Don't steal cancer from people who went to a lot of time and effort to court it.

[ - ] Sal_180 -1 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 17:18:03 ago (+1/-2)

Would you take it?

[ - ] titstitstits [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 17:23:33 ago (+0/-0)

if i had cancer? hmm, let me think...

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 17:26:08 ago (+2/-2)

I think you're missing the most basic point of a vaccine.

[ - ] titstitstits [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 17:29:37 ago (+0/-0)

The way this one works is they tailer it to you when you get cancer. So to call it a cancer vaccine is a bit of a misnomer. I think it would be better described as a cancer antidote.

[ - ] Sal_180 -2 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 17:41:53 ago (+0/-2)

Lol, and you'd take it?

[ - ] titstitstits [op] 1 point 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 21:16:50 ago (+1/-0)

If you had cancer would you take it or would you die?

[ - ] Sal_180 -2 points 4 monthsDec 20, 2024 01:18:08 ago (+0/-2)

Had cancer before, didn't take it and I'm alive. Your argument is flawed

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 23:06:00 ago (+0/-0)

The mRNA vaccine causes the body to make a protein identical to one expressed by your particular cancer. Your body then produces an antibody to that protein which attacks your tumor. So you don’t need to get it before you get cancer.

There are lots of things thata could go wrong, as we know. The covid vax had lots of harmful side effects. But most people who took it did not die. Including probably you.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2024 19:04:43 ago (+0/-0)

If I just died of cancer?