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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 4 monthsDec 17, 2024 09:18:32 ago (+1/-0)

fucken....

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oy system we need a fuckin 'bitchslap' button for people who dont post fffffffffffffffffffffffffffucken archive links...

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 21:04:59 ago (+1/-0)

Kanga should have disemboweled that faggot.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 22:36:41 ago (+1/-0)

How often do you encounter kangaroos anyway? One of my fawns is starting to wander closer to the porch, but it'll bolt off when I go outside

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 4 monthsDec 17, 2024 19:03:02 ago (+1/-0)

I live in a very built up area in the city so not here, but you do come across them in rural areas. I tend to steer clear as they can get very big and are pure muscle. Their claws can indeed disembowel.

Cool sight though when you're driving around in the country and you suddenly see a mob of kangaroos hopping away in the distance.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 4 monthsDec 17, 2024 09:27:12 ago (+0/-0)

daily. theyre everywhere where i am but im where it crosses over from outer suburb to mountain villages in rainforest, so i have to avoid shit like wombats deer roos and in the summer fucking owls that sit in the middle of the road at night, oh and legitimately shit myself when i came across an echidna, mammalian motherfucking spike strip, that was a new experience. plenty of roadkill for the fuckin ewok motherfuckers in the forest that get kicked out of town (if they wanna try and get work and do useful shit, someone will feed em, if not, they get fucked off pretty quick) with squashed possums and kangaroo rats.

during the day the road hazards are the local karens plus ducks. theyre awesome, but theyre little fucking cunts who legit use a bunch of their own set little road crossings and stuff (its single lanes here) but unless theyre with ducklings those cunts will fly in to one side of the road, strut the fuck out in the middle of it holding traffic up, get to the other side, then fuckin fly off. but forreals lots of little forest lakes and shit everywhere so they do get about and get left alone.

possum hung around close enough one night having a smoke outside to give it a pat in my last place (not american weird ass mutant rat things, brushtails, little cunts that die in rooves and stink the fuckin place up)

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 4 monthsDec 17, 2024 10:16:49 ago (+0/-0)

Does anyone organize battle arena fights with the creatures?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2024 01:23:15 ago (+0/-0)

um.

it actually used to be a thing. to the point one of australias old trademarks was 'the boxing kangaroo'

dont do it. theyll kick the fucking shit out of you.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2024 05:14:27 ago (+0/-0)

Literally

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 4 monthsDec 17, 2024 19:03:48 ago (+0/-0)

I had a cute little tawny frogmouth sitting in the tree in the front yard the other night. We stared at each other for a bit.