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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 6 monthsDec 16, 2024 13:48:38 ago (+0/-0)

I was expecting you to state something about a straw up an anus

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 6 monthsDec 16, 2024 09:00:15 ago (+0/-0)

They should have put a clause in their wills to have their feet cut off and left to the family to sell to a collector. The guy that has JFKs brain in a jar (yes... it's listed as "missing" to this day) would be interested in the first feet to touch another world to add to his collection.
Of course, Buzz's would sell for a discount and Mike Collins' hand wouldn't be worth as much. Why his hand? Well, when you're all alone in a capsule on the other side of the moon for 3 days, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. That's got to be worth something.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 6 monthsDec 16, 2024 11:27:10 ago (+1/-0)

I didn't know you can jerk off in space