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Tell me why daylight savings time is the fault of the jews.

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to RealWhatever 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 17:41:21 ago (+5/-0)     (RealWhatever)

...Because I know they had something to do with it. Around WWII


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[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 5 monthsJan 19, 2025 05:53:02 ago (+0/-0)

Farmers are stealing city jew time

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 17:47:20 ago (+1/-0)

Yes,one X-tra hour to gas & work the fuckers.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 17:52:47 ago (+2/-0)

If you can get an answer on that retarded shit ill be impressed but its pretty much the flat erfers who keep referring to daylight savings as 'jews at work' so im doubting you will.

Im serious i want to know why its meant to be such a fuckin world ending thing, the only reaction i get when asking is whining about missing out on o e hours sleep and.... sniff sniff going to work in da scawy dawk.

Be a fuckin paperboy in melbourne in winter then have a cry. (Or london)

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 17:53:36 ago (+2/-0)

Which you lose again later in the year.

Precicesly zero loss or gain.

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 17:50:31 ago (+0/-0)

Hahahaha

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 17:51:50 ago (+1/-0)

Daylight savings time is built around a false premise that the Earf is round.
Everyone knows that it's the same time everywhere on a flat plain.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 17:56:36 ago (+3/-0)

And there it is right on queue. Y u so retardely predictable?


Let me fix that for you - "Based on the correct premise..."

In the week there are flerfs in antarctica observing the midnight sun for themselves.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 18:13:10 ago (+1/-0)

You don't need to go to Antarctica to prove the shape of the Earf.
You can do it from your back yard.
https://files.catbox.moe/49yvgw.jpg

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 21:48:28 ago (+1/-0)

i know you dont need to go to antarctica to prove the shape of the earth.

we have a big ass lake nearby. get one of your mates to help us, you sit in a boat in the middle of the lake, i point a lazer at it, and we see what height the lazer goes through your board and what height it is at your mate at the other end.

going to antarctica shows people who claim there is no midnight sun in antarctica, that yes, there is, indeed, a midnight sun in antarctica in the summer months, and it works that way because the earth is a sphere. if they can pretend no sun in summer in antarctica then poof! flat earth somehow works (it doesnt)

protip - if i have it dead level at 6ft, pointed dead level at your mate at 6ft on the other side of the lake. its not gonna be at 6ft on your board in the middle.

science motherfucker.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 22:01:07 ago (+1/-0)

science motherfucker.
You have defeated me with your weaponized autism.
I finally realize the Earf is an obloid sphere.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 18:31:44 ago (+1/-0)

Before the word "trolling" became associated with the internet, Benjamin Franklin had already invented it.

DST was his (tongue-in-cheek) solution to getting kids to harvest crops before school in late autumn. It'll be like adding an extra hour to the day, he told congress. And because he was the Elon Musk of his time, they went along with it.

DST is the longest running troll in history. Ben must be smiling.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 6 monthsDec 16, 2024 18:53:59 ago (+1/-0)

Wilson made DST law in 1918

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 2 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 17:53:00 ago (+2/-0)

Earlier sundown less work

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 17:59:59 ago (+1/-0)

Until later in the year, when its later sundown and more work.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 18:01:19 ago (+1/-0)

Eeh. Winter is colder?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 18:03:26 ago (+1/-0)

Until its summer. When the days are longer again. And the clock goes forward.

Retard flerfs here be acting like they can even tell time in the first place.

All these tards know of an alarm clock is mum yelling get the fuck out of bed its time for breakfast tendies then elementary school.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 3 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 18:12:24 ago (+3/-0)

Since the dawn of human history to 1920, everyone was on real time, as dictated by the Sun. Suddenly jews conquer the world and we’re forced to move ourselves away from real time. You don’t think that’s going to fuck up your circadian rhythm?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 18:24:25 ago (+2/-0)

I do love me the humming rhythm of them circadia in the summer evening. You ever find one of them's shed off shells, all fully intact? Always a hoot putting one on Mamma while she's cooking.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 21:45:45 ago (+0/-0)

it still does run on real time, and it doesnt affect shit.

i still sleep like shit no matter what i do but everyone else seems to cope just fine with the clock changing DUE TO THE POSITION OF THE SUN IN THE SKY AS PER THE YEARLY CYCLE

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 21:50:40 ago (+1/-0)

the clock changing DUE TO THE POSITION OF THE SUN IN THE SKY AS PER THE YEARLY CYCLE

How does the Sun magically change position by 1/24th of the ecliptic every time we happen to change our clocks?

[ - ] scuffed 6 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 17:58:57 ago (+6/-0)

It's done to abuse ranchers and farmers, twice a year. Animals don't do time change.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 18:00:59 ago (+1/-0)

How.

You dont actually know any farmers you bell end. It doesnt change them or what they do either.

Have any of you millenial fuckwits ever travelled beyond the "vaccination" joint up the end of the street? Theres a whole fuckin reality out there thats just dying to meet you.

[ - ] scuffed 3 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 18:18:49 ago (+3/-0)

it doesn't alter the routine. It does at times interfere with ability to do banking, groceries, other errands that are done in town. I'm Gen X, fucktard.

[ - ] DitchPig 1 point 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 19:50:10 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck town.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 21:41:25 ago (+1/-0)

"It doesnt alter the routine"

no, it fucking doesnt, you complete retard. so whats the issue?

theyre still open the same hours. if the bank hours were 9 to 5 the day before daylight savings, theyre still 9 to 5 the day after daylight savings. If you got up at 8am the day before daylight savings, then you still get up at 8am the day AFTER daylight savings. the only thing confusing for your smooth brain, is where the sun is, because it doesnt match the whole 'flat erf' retarded shit. ITS DOWN HERE NUMBNUTS! IM IN 35 DEGREE HEAT TODAY AND THE SUN DONT GO DOWN UNTIL AFTER 9PM.

[ - ] scuffed 1 point 6 monthsDec 16, 2024 04:40:30 ago (+1/-0)

Wtf does flat earth have to do with it?
Only the useless rise at 8am.
You're downs syndrome is showing.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 18:18:18 ago (+2/-0)

I've never left this room, my whole life. I tried looking out the window, but that was scary, so I don't do that anymore.