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Meanwhile, in Canada ........

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to videos 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 15:46:25 ago (+37/-0)     (m3.gab.com)

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[ - ] VitaminSieg 5 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 16:51:24 ago (+5/-0)

That fake canadian accent is shit

[ - ] DitchPig 3 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 19:45:00 ago (+3/-0)

He's a Newfie. That is legitimately what they sound like.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 23:50:39 ago (+2/-2)

It is not, and if you don't know that, you've been listening to that yellow waifu of yours nag you for so long you can't tell the difference.

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 00:45:14 ago (+0/-0)

What part of Atlantic Canada do you live in?

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 00:49:52 ago (+0/-0)

People from some places in ontarya sound kind of like Detroiters. The ones in the sticks sound gnarly and say crik and Ruf instead of creek and roof. Winnipeggers sound like fuckin Indians. Ever sick bud mlaah.

And yea. Newfies sound like that. BC has their own thing. Everyone sounds different faggot I can't believe I just explained that to your gay retarded ass.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 3 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 18:59:00 ago (+3/-0)

Some canadians are already waking up and looking at violence as an option, there is a group that ive formed amongst the poor and downtrodden, individually weak but together strong, and all with a lot of anger and nothing to lose.
We meet in the urban eatery of the eaton center every thursday at midday, we are coordinating attacks upon selected targets and are already mostly prepared for the event, we will be striking very soon, people will die for all that weve gone through.

Note: This is just idle fantasy and internet LARPing btw, pure shitposting. Not an actual credible thing that anyone should be checking up on for real. haha!

PS: Officers, I'll be seeing ya real soon.

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 19:47:57 ago (+5/-0)

larpspeed Antipostmodernist

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 00:54:02 ago (+0/-0)

It's fun and games until you've got a couple pakis and broads in uniforms screaming they'll shoot you if you make the wrong move. You either have to gamble with pulling your locked door closed and risk getting shot or they'll have grounds to search your place and I promise you they WILL steal all your cool shit on top of anything even remotely illegal you have.

Ask me how I know. Don't play around saying shit like this. Obviously faggots and traitors have to die, eventually, somehow. Don't give them a reason to fuck you though.

Smarten up. When you get released and have to go home to your fucked up house with ALL your shit thrown in heaps you're going to know a level of violation most don't have to experience.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 0 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2024 10:12:02 ago (+0/-0)

im homeless

[ - ] the_old_ones 3 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 16:29:21 ago (+3/-0)

...i literally own two of that exact shirt

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 17:30:27 ago (+3/-2)

So your saying you're a faggot?

[ - ] DitchPig -1 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 19:54:34 ago (+0/-1)

Eh, fuck you, buddy.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2024 13:08:14 ago (+0/-0)

Im not your buddy, pal.

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 19:44:20 ago (+1/-1)

I got a blue one, as well.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 23:45:58 ago (+2/-0)

It was like a 50/50 clicking on that post because with Canada anymore, you just never know.

[ - ] con77 2 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 18:56:08 ago (+2/-0)

In Florida we just sprinkle in some coke

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 17:29:53 ago (+2/-0)

Git ryte oohtah toewn!

[ - ] TheodoreKent 1 point 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 19:31:03 ago (+1/-0)

I swear to God I always thought you were an Australian

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 4 monthsDec 18, 2024 13:08:38 ago (+1/-0)

By association.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 16:17:57 ago (+2/-1)

Beer is gay.

[ - ] Clubberlang 6 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 17:30:48 ago (+6/-0)

Your moms dick is gay.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 21:13:53 ago (+1/-0)

Alcohol is retarded.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 21:48:10 ago (+0/-0)

I second this.