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Which one of you lives in Kentucky? Guy gets busted for riding his mule while drunk.

submitted by deleted to QuitDrinking 4 monthsDec 13, 2024 19:12:43 ago (+17/-0)     (QuitDrinking)

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[ - ] SirNiggsalot 8 points 4 monthsDec 13, 2024 19:18:48 ago (+8/-0)

I can't count how many times I rode some ass while drunk , lucky I never got caught

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 4 monthsDec 13, 2024 20:24:33 ago (+2/-0)

BOOM! Funniest comment I've read in days!!

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 4 monthsDec 13, 2024 20:47:08 ago (+2/-0)

🏆🏆🏆 Comment of the MILLENNIA! 🏆🏆🏆

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 4 monthsDec 13, 2024 21:42:58 ago (+2/-0)

Take the updoot, cram it up your ass

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 4 monthsDec 13, 2024 21:42:23 ago (+6/-0)

You can get a DWI while riding a horse. You can get one for riding a bike. I know a guy who got a DWI for riding his lawn mower in his own yard cutting grass. cops are pos

[ - ] 4thTurning 1 point 4 monthsDec 13, 2024 22:21:41 ago (+1/-0)

The last one is a lie.
You can drink and drive on private property.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 4 monthsDec 13, 2024 22:31:24 ago (+1/-0)

I don't lie, slick. In many states in America your ass can be arrested for driving drunk on your own property on many things like a golf cart, lawn mower, tractor, etc.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 4 monthsDec 14, 2024 00:44:01 ago (+1/-0)

Which you then have to spend untold amounts of money, time, effort, and lawyers to fight the case. Depending on how jewed your local system is you could be at it for years and hundreds of thousands of dollars punting it up the courts. Because you can drive drunk on private property.

[ - ] 4thTurning 0 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 04:35:22 ago (+0/-0)

Explain how the cops got on your private property to pull you over you fucking dumb shit.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 15:48:53 ago (+0/-0)

I'll explain it, nigger dong enjoyer: If they are driving by on the road and see you SEE YOU on your riding lawnmower/tractor/atv, etc drinking a beer they can arrest you.

[ - ] 4thTurning 0 points 4 monthsDec 17, 2024 08:25:10 ago (+0/-0)

No they can't.

They need permission to enter your private property.

This shit is so dumb.

If you allow cops onto your private land you deserve to be arrested for being a moron.

Try and arrest me on my farm and your gonna get a gun pulled on you.

[ - ] ArcturianDeathTrap 1 point 4 monthsDec 14, 2024 04:48:21 ago (+1/-0)

I believe it. Cop sees guy on lawnmower with beer touch the sidewalk for one second or the road one inch. Easy bust for quota, bonus money

[ - ] racerxist 2 points 4 monthsDec 13, 2024 20:16:03 ago (+2/-0)

mega cops wrangle the muler, meanwhile pedos and invaders look out windows and chuckle

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 4 monthsDec 13, 2024 19:25:55 ago (+1/-0)

He could have ran into some unsuspecting mulerist.

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 2 points 4 monthsDec 13, 2024 19:39:15 ago (+2/-0)

Gotta admit I'd kinda want to see a mule wreck. lol