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We wouldn't have a fertility crisis if the Government just subsidized young men reciting soliloquies to their star-crossed lovers perched atop a moonlit balcony

submitted by TheodoreKent to TellUpgoat 6 monthsDec 13, 2024 14:29:49 ago (+3/-2)     (TellUpgoat)



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[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 6 monthsDec 13, 2024 17:33:41 ago (+2/-0)

By the way...star-crossed means that doom will eventually find them. It is often used as a positive expression, but it is not.

[ - ] TheodoreKent [op] -1 points 6 monthsDec 13, 2024 17:52:29 ago (+0/-1)

Reality and consciousness are a pair of star-crossed lovers.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 6 monthsDec 13, 2024 18:07:48 ago (+1/-0)

indeed.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 6 monthsDec 13, 2024 15:43:56 ago (+2/-0)

Really the lack of poetry in schools and not knowing what a women is has been an obstacle to pregnancy.

You cannot thrust into just any front hole these days.

It used to be hey look over there and you were in.

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 6 monthsDec 13, 2024 14:44:02 ago (+2/-0)

Women don't wanna have kids with fags.

[ - ] TheodoreKent [op] 3 points 6 monthsDec 13, 2024 14:53:30 ago (+4/-1)

Texans are faggots,
Poets are not,
Texans are merely Mexicans,
That the Alamo Forgot.

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 6 monthsDec 13, 2024 15:22:52 ago (+2/-0)

Someone obviously doesn't know the story of Gonzales, Texas.

[ - ] TheodoreKent [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 13, 2024 15:46:01 ago (+1/-1)

Can you sum it up for this faggot Philadelphian?

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 6 monthsDec 14, 2024 09:30:23 ago (+0/-0)

Naw. I'm not very ghey friendly.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 6 monthsDec 13, 2024 16:36:55 ago (+1/-0)

Start reading poetry to a woman and you're sexually dead as far as she's concerned.

[ - ] TheodoreKent [op] 1 point 6 monthsDec 13, 2024 16:39:25 ago (+2/-1)

Start reading poetry to a woman and you're sexually dead as far as she's concerned.

I agree.

It is when you start writing them original poetry that their panties get wet.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 6 monthsDec 13, 2024 16:34:37 ago (+1/-0)

Love is dead and we killed it

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 6 monthsDec 13, 2024 18:33:06 ago (+1/-0)

I don't think we killed it. I think the Jews killed it. But we haven't maintained it or kept a good stewardship of it

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 6 monthsDec 13, 2024 18:37:41 ago (+1/-0)

That's a good assessment. I also blame technology

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 6 monthsDec 13, 2024 18:55:08 ago (+1/-1)

Boomers can dream.