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Jazz Music is Like Niggers

submitted by Trope to Niggers 5 monthsDec 13, 2024 02:43:22 ago (+5/-2)     (Niggers)

Decided to finally try the local public radio station while driving today. Jazz music: not surprised at all.

Instead of a melody that takes you somewhere, the lead instruments Neander about like niggers standing around on the streets.

The way the lead instrument takes every last possible second of the spotlight, as if the say: “Look at me, look at me!” Is like the lack of modesty in niggers.

What would normally be melodies are devolved into repetitive licks that sound fun for the person holding the instrument, but make for little more than background noise.

Much like the niggers standing around the hood, jazz music really is the background of music.

The way the music does not commit to any specific key is reminiscent of the negro outlook on law and order.


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[ - ] SirNiggsalot 4 points 5 monthsDec 13, 2024 03:18:31 ago (+4/-0)*

I like blues even though it's niggers. At least niggers could actually play instruments and sing.
I like niggs like Howlin Wolf ,that cat could wail

Side note
I hate niggers and would gladly ummm, remove them.
HOWEVER , if they stayed in Africa I would have no ill will towards them.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 3 points 5 monthsDec 13, 2024 04:04:19 ago (+3/-0)

Blues music is stolen from the Irish.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 3 points 5 monthsDec 13, 2024 04:08:25 ago (+3/-0)

Yes, jigs are the heart and melody - put any one of them to a 1-4-5 chord progression and you’ve got the blues!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 4 monthsDec 13, 2024 14:41:28 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, but whites in Appalachia. Then it spread south. This being said, even though it came from whites like most things, There's still a couple blues nigras that I like. BB King is one of them.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 5 monthsDec 13, 2024 04:10:17 ago (+2/-0)

the lead instruments Neander about like niggers standing around on the streets

Worst thing about jazz. But muh chord changes! Fuckin chord changes like shifting between 2nd and 3rd back to first ad finitum while going 20 mph. But that’s giving too much credit because the music doesn’t develop or take you anywhere - that’s too white and classy of an idea.

[ - ] con77 2 points 5 monthsDec 13, 2024 03:05:56 ago (+2/-0)

Niggers suck

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 5 monthsDec 13, 2024 07:43:02 ago (+1/-0)

I'm pretty picky with jazz, but I'll get in jazz moods every so often. Now I gotta look up this one Noel Gallagher quote

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 5 monthsDec 13, 2024 03:54:38 ago (+3/-2)

That’s a pretty brilliant observation.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 4 monthsDec 13, 2024 14:43:00 ago (+0/-0)

Jazz came from white Germans but Nazis did not like it one bit because jews and niggers started adopting it and perverting it.

[ - ] WNwoman 0 points 5 monthsDec 13, 2024 08:47:21 ago (+0/-0)

Also the way it repeats one line six times.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 5 monthsDec 13, 2024 08:45:54 ago (+0/-0)

Nonsense. There are many different types of 'jazz' music. The world's best musicians either play classical, or some variety of jazz. To lump all 'jazz' musicians together is profoundly ignorant.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 5 monthsDec 13, 2024 06:49:39 ago (+0/-0)