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Why the fuck do trucker scum insist on getting into the passing lane and impeding traffic?

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to Rants 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 19:29:31 ago (+23/-7)     (Rants)

These pajeet pos really get to me. I'm trying to get down the highway and there they are. Traffic backed up for a long ways. I start beeping and flashing lights. Street shitter doesn't care. So I passed on the shoulder and ten vehicles followed me! I held my middle finger out the sunroof fuckin cocksucker!

Then there's the scum who are in the passing lane at a red light and when the light changes to green they start off going slower than a loaded 18-wheeler and it takes them at least a quarter mile to get up to or near the speed limit. reeeeeee I hate these MF. GTFO my way

Then there's those retards who pull out into the passing lane going like 30 in a 70 and here I come and have to lock up the brakes. Pure fucking scumbags. Society has went downhill badly.

Then we have the retards who sow up the slow lane. For example, I am in the passing lane and need to get over because some prick is riding my ass in a bigger hurry than me but I can't get over because the idiot I was trying to pass hits his throttle every time I almost get past him. wtf even is that shit? So I speed up to like 90 and there that MF is still and I can't get over and prick is still right on my ass. I could almost break a spring.

Then we have the modern retard. The light changes from red to green and both lanes are on their phones and not paying attention so I'm sitting behind these NPC pos not moving for almost ten seconds. Usually, these days, as soon as the light turns green i lay on my horn. GTFO my way. If these dumb fucks want to play on their phone then they should pull off and act like low T fags. Otherwise, GTFO my way.

Night driving: Many people don't even bother turning their high beams down when I encounter them out on the highway so I blast them with my high intensity high beams. and don't forget the retard that gets behind you with their high beams on. I slow down very slow for those pos.

Nobody uses turn signals anymore so there's that to contend with, as well. Imagine being so dumb & lazy that you cannot move your fingers one to two inches and use your turn signal. I don't have ESP.

Last night I was on my way home and this suv got up beside me and they kept coming across the center line almost hitting me. Then they get get a ways ahead of me and I see them get over into the slow lane, no blinker, mind you, and there is a vehicle right beside of them and they ran them off the road.

and don't even get me started on encountering boomers at 4-way stops. They start doing that motioning shit telling others to go. That shit makes me snap.

If you have to drive somewhere you have to be a ninja and watch for retards



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[ - ] ChatGPT 6 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 22:22:12 ago (+6/-0)

Not to mention the fucking nigger music and the fucking rattling bass bullshit.

Fuck people.

[ - ] uvulectomy 6 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 21:49:57 ago (+8/-2)*

"So I passed on the shoulder..."

So you acted like a nigger.

"Then there's the scum who are in the passing lane at a red light and when the light changes to green they start off going slower than a loaded 18-wheeler and it takes them at least a quarter mile to get up to or near the speed limit. reeeeeee I hate these MF. GTFO my way"

If the speed limit is 45-55mph, hitting that in 1,320 feet is a 0-60 time of like 7-8 seconds, which is about all most non-performance sedans are capable of.

So you're acting like an impatient nigger because they don't literally floor it off the line.

"Then there's those retards who pull out into the passing lane going like 30 in a 70 and here I come and have to lock up the brakes."

So you're driving like a nigger and not paying attention to your surroundings. Otherwise you would have seen them going slow, even before they changed lanes.

"Usually, these days, as soon as the light turns green i lay on my horn. GTFO my way."

So you're an impatient, uppity nigger from Massachusetts if you're immediately laying on the horn. A 10 second delay warrants a reaction. An immediate blast as soon as it changes though? Yeah, that's nigger-tier.

"They say that "Planck Time is the shortest known measurement of time." This is false. The shortest known measurement is the time between a light turning green, and some Masshole laying on the horn because you weren't already moving in the instant it took the bulb to start emitting light."

"Many people don't even bother turning their high beams down when I encounter them out on the highway so I blast them with my high intensity high beams."

So you act like a nigger and try to create two blinded drivers (in opposing directions, no less) instead of just one.

"If you have to drive somewhere you have to be a ninja and watch for retards"

This is correct. You're one of those retards.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 3 weeksMay 19, 2025 02:30:58 ago (+0/-0)

Accurate assessment. Maybe @HonkyMcNiggerSpic really isnt a nigger lover, just an actual nigger. Makes his actions today start making a lot of sense.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] -5 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 21:52:22 ago (+3/-8)

No. I acted like a man. I get shit done, boy. Semi's aren't supposed to be in the passing lane. Only a dumb pajeet/beaner/nigger does such things. The rest of your little retorts are just retarded. TIL you are a pajeet trucker.

[ - ] uvulectomy 7 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 22:07:58 ago (+8/-1)

Let me know how "I'm a man. I get shit done, boy" works out for you when you plow into a vehicle that's broken down on the shoulder and kill half a family because you just had to get somewhere a bit faster. I'm sure the jury will be very sympathetic to your plight.

I'm guessing in that case, "how dare someone be in the lane I use to pass like a nigger"?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] -1 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 22:13:40 ago (+2/-3)

There wasn't anyone on the shoulder. I could see faaaaar ahead! I did see when I passed the truck driver was a turd-skinned pajeet benchod

[ - ] BitterVeteran -2 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 21:27:51 ago (+0/-2)

Why would he use the shoulder if it is blocked by a stopped vehicle? Why wouldn't he use the normal rules when changing lanes and check for other cars?

Your strawman is weak, son.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 6 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 21:42:13 ago (+6/-0)

The real question is why haven't you learned this late in life to leave 15 minutes earlier than you think you need to so you're not running late all the time. Sure there are plenty of retards out in the road but you're kind of one of them as well. Leave earlier and slow the fuck down.

Stop expecting everybody else to get out of your way just because you're late. Everybody else is relaxing.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] -1 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 21:46:36 ago (+1/-2)

I do leave early. Its so bad out there that one would have to leave at least one hour early to counter all the dipshits.

[ - ] Spaceman84 5 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 21:25:51 ago (+6/-1)

You are literally less important than a loaded truck. Get over it faggot.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 21:26:49 ago (+2/-2)

Putting cheap Chinese junk over life? Sounds jewy.

[ - ] Trope -1 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 23:30:03 ago (+1/-2)

I agree with Spaceman but those trucks need to stay on the right lanes and let traffic pass.

I give trucks plenty of space and hope they’ll do the same for me.

[ - ] oyveyo 4 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 02:07:51 ago (+4/-0)

You are a candidate for medical marijuana. Chill out man, you're gonna blow a seal.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 02:11:17 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] -1 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 10:04:28 ago (+0/-1)

oy vey goyim you need to be doped up oy vey why won't you conform

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] -1 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 10:03:55 ago (+0/-1)

so you want me to be a druggy and out driving around? wtf mane

[ - ] Sleazy 4 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 20:51:47 ago (+4/-0)

why are you in such a hurry?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 21:07:03 ago (+2/-2)

I have shit to do and have a low tolerance for idiots who have no self awareness or common decency towards others.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 23:39:46 ago (+5/-1)

Allocate more travel time. Passing on the shoulder? Cmon.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 23:51:03 ago (+2/-0)

Or, dumb fucks can stay out of the passing lane? They can get points on their licenses in some places for being in the passing lane. You keep saying "leave earlier". Sounds jewish. I am a well put together person and am always early on arrival. I'm not late or everything disheveled like some brain scrambled retard. HAVE SOME COMMON DECENCY AND GTFO MY WAY

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 00:18:31 ago (+5/-1)

Yeah sure, Im jewish because I said using the shoulder to pass sucks. Totally. Great take.

You seem really well put together.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] -1 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 00:33:16 ago (+1/-2)

I sure do. I expose jews and YOU defend them.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 06:21:19 ago (+2/-0)

Add to that the constant smell of weed in traffic, and White ppl blasting shitty rap 'music' from their lifted pickups. I FUKN HATE EVERYONE!!!

[ - ] wyrmblut 2 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 04:17:22 ago (+2/-0)

On point. Can't believe all these soy fags defending moron drivers

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 23:40:00 ago (+2/-0)

Pull in front of passing lane truck,slow down to 5mph under posted limit,keep an eye on rear view mirror for classic finger signs, Yule love it.

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 22:25:32 ago (+2/-0)

passing lane at a red light

there's no passing lane on city streets retard

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 3 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 22:27:28 ago (+3/-0)

What? There are red lights on highways. HIGHWAYS.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 22:31:53 ago (+1/-0)

you're right there are. I recall that there's one two lane one in Nevada and I was in a car with my mom driving. I told her she shouldn't be in the left lane. She said she knows what she's doing she's going the speed limit. I tried to explain and she got upset. Multiple cars passed us on the right and she finally moved over.

i take back what i said you are maybe not a retard

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 22:34:16 ago (+0/-0)

lol. No harm, no foul. We have 3 lanes on each side in some places and there be red lights. There's none on Interstates, however. Just city and routes/highways. Then we have them on two lane roads like you are talking about.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 21:41:25 ago (+2/-0)

It's extremely difficult for modern trucks to accelerate quickly. That's because they're all fitted with efficiency engines and they're really underpowered compared to the old days. You'll see some guy with the two big smoke stacks blowing past everybody cuz he's still got a big engine but all the new modern sleek looking trucks have very small engines that have to run through the gear ratios very slowly to get up any speed. So in order to pass anybody to get that two three miles an hour extra to pass somebody they have to do it over a long period of time and that's why they stay in the speed line. They can't hammer down and just go. But at the same time they need to go long-term so if the guys going 68 in front of them and they want to go 71 they're going to get in the passing Lane and they're going to take like Christmas to get by the guy. But they're going to do it because they're going to be driving for the next 8 hours. That's why. Besides most modern trucks have cruise control and so you're really monitoring cruise control rather than hitting the gas and pedals. so you set the cruise control a couple of miles an hour faster than the guy you want to pass because you don't want to get a ticket cuz you get a big enough ticket you'll lose your whole livelihood or the company you're driving for has set the gasoline retard switch on the engine so you can't actually accelerate very quickly and or you can't go over certain speed.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 23:41:08 ago (+1/-0)

Better driving slow than blowing down a hill and getting brake fade and killing a whole bus load of kids.

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 02:12:28 ago (+1/-0)

On the old rigs you could downshift to slow down and save your brakes, these new rigs are all automatic transmission.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 22:52:56 ago (+1/-0)

Ha. Dude, I was thinking of making a post today botching about slow drivers too.

In fact, I’m still gonna do it. When the light goes green, the car in front of me will wait several seconds. Then release the brake. Then there’s a three second delay before they even hit the fucking accelerator.

I am not a fast driver at all. My method is to fucking avoid swarms of traffic whenever possible. Yet I’m often the fastest fucking person on the road.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 22:01:59 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck you!!! Get out of a truckers way or get run over. Pick one asshole!

Do you want your shit or not?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 22:07:21 ago (+2/-0)

I don't want their import garbage, no. They need to stay out of the passing lane. In many states it is illegal for 18-wheelers to be in the passing lane.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 00:37:07 ago (+2/-0)*

In many states it is illegal for 18-wheelers to be in the passing lane.

No, it is not. There are plenty of highways with more than two lanes that bar them from the leftmost hammer lanes, though. As for congesting the passing lanes? Yes. That is what is illegal in many states, but it applies to everyone; not just trucks.

People like you are hazards, and my main argument against governed trucks. Don't like slow trucks? Take it up with the mega carriers, insurance, and ATA who all conspired together to lobby for them. Blame the EPA for the gutless modern engines with their balls clipped off via ECU programming. They create road rage in unstable people who in turn become bigger hazards (such as yourself) than fast trucks ever were.

I hate passing with a truck because I have to wait for the perfect moment that's between not enraging some dickhead, nor be losing 20mph and having to regain that over the next minute or two. It's much harder for us to slow down and accellerate than you. Guess what? My schedule is more important than yours.

I miss my 96mph Pete. My current company used to be 75, and recently was forced by insurance to drop us to 70. It's fucking infuriating, and much more stressful to deal with than a pissant in a nimble four wheeler could possibly understand. At least I'm polite and cognizant of traffic patterns. Shitskins are not, and will park their slow asses in the middle or hammer lanes with no regard. If someone is passing me at 1/2mph faster,
I will drop a few myself just to keep the impatient jackasses behind complacent. Again shitskins won't do that. Yes, that's annoying, but not as annoying as some fuckface like you passing on the shoulder and brake checking. Again, take it up with the big carriers, insurance, and ATA for lowering standards and enabling illiterate, self-absorbed shitskins to get CDLs.

The reason trucking is shit nowadays is twofold: Cheap labor and cheap fuel costs. All of the legislation for the enshittification of the industry started with the ATA's kikes lobbying on behalf of big carrier and big insurance kikes. It's cheaper for them to cause wrecks and have high turnover than retain skilled drivers at a real wage. Insurance "demands" more "safety" measures, which in turn benefits the companies but hurt the drivers.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 10:06:12 ago (+1/-1)

We literally have signs that say: NO TRUCKS IN THE PASSING LANE

It is against the law

[ - ] MuricaPersonified -1 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 11:45:52 ago (+1/-2)*

You're talking out of your ass. Look up the laws. There are no state laws that bar trucks from passing lanes. Their laws vary slightly but typically say "no trucks in left lane except when passing or turning left".

The signs are there as a reminder to not congest traffic, but it's not like the people they're aimed at can fucking read.

There was a big stink in the industry a year or two ago when New Mexico jumped on that bandwagon and truckers thought "oh shit, we can't get in that lane at all anymore". No, dumbass, read the legislation more carefully; it's the same as everywhere else.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 12:09:23 ago (+1/-1)

You're talking out of your ass. IT IS THE LAW IN MANY STATES, buddy. No semi's in the passing lane for any reason other than turning off period. I think its even written that anything over 10k pounds cannot be in the passing lane for any reason other than turning off and the DOT enforces it. I've seen'em do it. Its not just a suggestion. I call that number displayed on most of these trucks and tell their boss. If they really piss me off then I send vid clip to DOT. STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE PASSING LANE, STREET SHITTER SPIC

[ - ] deleted 0 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 14:38:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] MuricaPersonified -1 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 15:24:34 ago (+1/-2)

IT IS THE LAW IN MANY STATE

No it's not you fucking retard. Saying it in ALL CAPS doesn't make you right.

No semi's in the passing lane for any reason other than turning off period

Wrong. Passing is specifically allowed in every case where a state has that law, and the onus is on you to cite any law to the contrary.

I think its even written that anything over 10k pounds cannot be in the passing lane for any reason

Wrong. It's up yo state legislature as to the wording of the law, but weight is usually not the factor; number of axles is. Weight and tandem length are for Bridge Laws and special restrictions.

DOT enforces it

They enforce a lot of things, but not what yoy are saying.

I call that number displayed on most of these trucks and tell their boss. If they really piss me off then I send vid clip to DOT.

Every truck has cameras, and offer counter proof. You are a massive faggot not just for being a snitch to employers and ZOGBots, but for snitching when you yourself don't properly comprehend the letter of the law. Second of all, I know what a DOT number is. I know these laws. It's my fucking business to know them. Third, up until recently I would have been the onr to answer the phone because the DOT number was for my fucking equipment.

My new company would just laugh at you because I follow the laws and know how to do my fucking job, and I have proof. The DOT might hassle me, but I would prove innocence. I have never been fined in my career, never failed an inspection, and never caused an incident.

STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE PASSING LANE, STREET SHITTER SPIC

Don't know if you're saying that in general or trying to insult me, because A) I fucking get it, and B) I'm not. There are a dozen or so, probably more goats here who know who I am, know my name and face, and have literally watched me do my job on live cam.

I know what I'm fucking talking about and again: The onus is on you to prove otherwise.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 15:37:57 ago (+1/-1)

Just as I thought. A street shitter trucker. Sit your ass down, nigger. Keep your ass out of the passing lane. and as I said, you don't know shit. https://www.findlaw.com/injury/car-accidents/no-trucks-in-the-left-lane-laws-by-state.html

There are billboards in many states of lawyers begging for people to hire them against the shit truckers do. Truckers are scumbags worse than niggers.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 17:36:23 ago (+0/-0)

You just made yourself look like the biggest retard jackass on Earth. You can't read, can you? I read every last one of those state laws in that list and they confirm what I said.

Only special restrictions in 3+ lane highways. There are ZERO places with 2-lane bidirectional traffic that prohibit trucks, except in specific, usually non-permanent scenrarios; e.g. "special restrictions".

There are billboards in many states of lawyers begging for people to hire them against the shit truckers do. Truckers are scumbags worse than niggers.

No you are, you entitled waste of oxygen. You snitch to the ZOGbots despite yourself breaking the law and causing havoc.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 21:32:33 ago (+0/-0)

This is a very pajeet thing to say. I also have a CB and tell them what scumbags they are. Fucking benchod's get on my nerves mane

[ - ] BitterVeteran -1 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 21:28:17 ago (+0/-1)

Yes, it is.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 21:33:05 ago (+0/-0)

No, it's not you retarded fuck. McFaggot even posted a link which proves me right. Get the fuck out of here and swallow a lead pill.

[ - ] BitterVeteran -1 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 21:34:46 ago (+0/-1)

Yes, it is. OH a link! Oh noes! Not one of those!

Yes, it is.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified -1 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 21:39:27 ago (+0/-1)

You're a fucking retard.

[ - ] BitterVeteran -1 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 21:41:55 ago (+0/-1)

Yes, it is.

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 21:03:10 ago (+1/-0)

Confucius say, it be harder drive around constant moving floating shit turds than boulders in one place.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 21:26:34 ago (+1/-1)

"and don't even get me started on encountering boomers at 4-way stops. They start doing that motioning shit telling others to go. That shit makes me snap."

This right here. Never let another driver wave you on. Never. They are not a traffic cop or signal or sign. They CANNOT tell you to go. ALWAYS follow the Rules of the Road for your state. DO NOT EVER LET anyone wave you on.

They'll wave you on. Then they'll go. You'll hit them. They'll sue you. They'll rightfully claim they had the right of way. You'll state they 'waved me on'. Attorney will Object and state the reason is hearsay. Judge will Sustain. You'll lose.

Literally this simple.

DO NOT LET ANYONE WAVE YOU ON.

And don't get me started on people who let CROSS TRAFFIC go in front of them. THIS IS ILLEGAL. Again, they are not traffic cops or a legal signal or signage. THEY DO NOT HAVE A LEGAL RIGHT TO DO THIS. THEY ARE BREAKING A TRAFFIC RULE.

So sick and tired of retards behind the wheel.

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 1 point 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 20:13:05 ago (+1/-0)

Being a highway man isn't much fun anymore.

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 1 point 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 20:10:46 ago (+1/-0)

Not all drivers . Pajeets muzzies, spics. I look to see who's doing it . Maybe 1bin a 100 white guys fuck up like this . Do your own survey.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 20:23:54 ago (+2/-0)

Truckers aren't good ol boys anymore. It is mostly pajeets and beans.

[ - ] hhargitt 0 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 21:54:23 ago (+0/-0)*

Been counters in the office, tattle tale telemetrics... You use you brakes too much... Following to close... There are times in the slow lane when you're forced to dodge lane jumpers, if you've got too many "following too close or hard braking detected" warnings you have to take measures to protect your job... Don't hate us hate the rulez!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 20:47:00 ago (+2/-2)

You should calm down. Get a hobby. You seem like a rage-aholic.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 5 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 20:58:56 ago (+5/-0)

oy vey, this goyim is a rage-a-holic! fuck you and your little gay ass faggot buddy

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 20:52:02 ago (+3/-1)

fuckin a

[ - ] Anotherone 0 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 20:32:47 ago (+1/-1)

For me it is the fucks that slow down before the exit, or go slow as fuck at the on ramps.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 20:37:23 ago (+1/-1)

OMG i forgot about those retards. Instead of keeping their speed and exiting the ramp they feel the need to drop from 65 to 40. Many of them won't commit to the ramp and remain partially on the highway. grrrrrrrr