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[ - ] Gowithit [op] 2 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 08:16:25 ago (+2/-0)

hardly.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 4 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 08:18:54 ago (+4/-0)

I think you're taking the simile too far in a direction that was never meant.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 07:09:22 ago (+4/-0)

Ok Milky.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 3 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 09:10:38 ago (+3/-0)

In years gone by, all the darkies that tried to invade the northlands starved in winter whilst the native White people survived by dining on delicious, lactose-laden cheese and ice cream. Yum, yum.

Can't eat dairy products? Here, take a pill. It's not magic, it won't turn you White, but it will make you feel like a real human for a little while. lol

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 07:43:51 ago (+3/-0)

Well, yeah, but….. that doesn’t make the statement any less true! I can smell the sourness off of my wife from here!

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 1 point 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 07:57:54 ago (+1/-0)

if your woman has started to curdle its time you put her to work!

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 08:24:09 ago (+2/-0)

Nah, she is fine just the way she is. I tame the sourness with plenty of salt, haha.

[ - ] BoozyB 3 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 07:35:22 ago (+3/-0)

Some women age like cheese, usually those who have avoided the wine.

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 4 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 07:52:17 ago (+4/-0)

usually those who avoided wine

Wine is not the issue. cheese is aged in clean controlled environments. Provide the same environment for a woman and reap your reward.

[ + ] BoozyB

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 09:04:58 ago (+2/-0)

I'll accept that hypothesis.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 07:40:47 ago (+2/-0)

Really smelly and sometimes crunchy?

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 2 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 07:56:27 ago (+2/-0)

my kid calls me a chunky mom.

chunky is a mix between a crunchy mom [A crunchy mom is a mother or female caregiver who practices a parenting style that emphasizes natural alternatives and personal choice over modern medicine, technology, and processed food] and a silky mom [A silky mom is a mother who uses modern technology, science, and convenience in a lenient parenting style.]

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 08:22:54 ago (+1/-0)

I knew the crunchy reference, but silky and chunky(aside from the term being used for fat) are new to me. TIL and I thank you!

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 11:12:47 ago (+0/-0)

I have never heard of those words defined that way.

Which one yells a lot and isn't afraid to hit you?

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 12:56:44 ago (+0/-0)

The youngest. But its the oldest that called me this.

[ + ] BoozyB

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 09:07:53 ago (+2/-0)

I would define it as fragrant and tasty.

[ + ] NeverHappened

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 09:15:05 ago (+1/-0)

Yes and sometimes wine turns to vinegar.

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 10:38:46 ago (+2/-0)

Clabber?

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 1 point 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 10:45:26 ago (+1/-0)

You can use it to make yogurt,sour cream,cultured butter, buttermilk,quark (similar to cream cheese), cottage cheese...

its amazing stuff and all you have to do is leave a cup of milk (raw) on the counter for a day or two to make it.

[ - ] con77 1 point 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 09:06:09 ago (+1/-0)

I laugh at old guys that dye their hair

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 09:26:14 ago (+1/-1)*

I laugh at old guys that reminisce about their whore days and then hold signs asking "what happened to America?"

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 0 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 09:36:41 ago (+0/-0)

That's because you are not a patriot and never got laid

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 2 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 10:00:56 ago (+2/-0)

lol.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 11:11:15 ago (+1/-0)

Feisty.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 09:47:40 ago (+1/-0)

lol what?

[ - ] con77 1 point 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 09:04:56 ago (+1/-0)

Op learned English by watching Cheech and Chong

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 07:57:18 ago (+1/-0)

I have lapped filthy milk from a hoofprint and was glad to have it

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 0 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 09:03:36 ago (+0/-0)*

You da reel nigga

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 07:24:25 ago (+1/-0)

Gowie,

What hell are you doing up at this time in the morning (I'm guessing you're PST)?

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 07:39:14 ago (+2/-0)

It's a really normal time to be awake, Snark. Especially for parents and people that have to work for a living.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 07:48:06 ago (+0/-0)

4:30AM ish? By muh estimation...

[ - ] Love240 1 point 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 07:53:07 ago (+1/-0)

Tell us how you don't have children without telling us you don't have children.

She's not going to fuck you either, iSnark.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 07:59:25 ago (+0/-0)

All those years of masturbation have reduced your brain to a gelatinous pile of goo! Pretty impressive that you were able to log on to a computer and type this message!

[ - ] Love240 0 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 08:02:55 ago (+0/-0)

Says the perpetual pagan simp who says his hail mary's and does all manner of idolatry.

[ - ] iSnark -1 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 10:15:21 ago (+0/-1)

Says the Cuck who exists outside of The One True Church Established By Christ!

[ - ] Love240 -1 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 10:18:05 ago (+0/-1)

lol @ the projection, pope-cuck!

[ - ] iSnark -1 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 10:53:23 ago (+0/-1)

Everything looks like "projection" when you have the acuity and mental dexterity of an amoeba... Humble yourself, and come into the One True, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church Founded by Christ Himself!

[ - ] Love240 0 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 10:56:59 ago (+0/-0)

You're reprobate concerning the faith, pagan, it's laughable that you think you should proscribe anyone anything.

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[ - ] Gowithit [op] 1 point 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 10:05:51 ago (+1/-0)

These "early hours" as you call them are known in the sahm-sphere as cheesecake hours.

Have to start it early so you can have it done by dinner.