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The insurance shooter had all the evidence including the murder weapon and an unreleased manifesto on his person after orchestrating a very clean assassination. They must really think we're stupid

submitted by HeyJames to whatever 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 18:56:17 ago (+42/-1)     (whatever)



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[ - ] Reader 35 points 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 20:24:31 ago (+35/-0)

From the makers of 'We found their passports in the rubble of the twin towers'.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 7 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 00:45:09 ago (+7/-0)

and the team who brought you 'the magic ear nick when Trump used his spidey sense to rotate his head and lean forward just enough'

[ - ] bohmoonx 2 points 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 23:15:37 ago (+2/-0)

Damn I posted the same except with more detail on other forums.


Ziad Jarrah and Saeed al-Ghamdi: Recovered from the crash site of United Airlines Flight 93 in Pennsylvania
Satam al-Suqami: A passerby found this passport and gave it to an NYPD detective before the World Trade Center towers collapsed
Abdulaziz al-Omari: Recovered from luggage that didn't make it onto American Airlines Flight 11

[ - ] Sleazy 15 points 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 20:17:21 ago (+15/-0)

Who carrys around a manifesto

[ - ] Prairie 12 points 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 20:32:12 ago (+12/-0)

Does Mein Kampf count?

[ - ] germ22 8 points 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 22:27:31 ago (+8/-0)

Who even writes a manifesto?

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 10 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 00:45:58 ago (+10/-0)

My manifesto:

"I can no longer suffer the faggotry and retardation of this stupid gay world."

[ - ] Dingo 2 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 11:08:15 ago (+2/-0)

I recommend a slight modification:

I shall no longer suffer the faggotry and retardation of this stupid gay world

[ - ] xmasskull 5 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 00:07:54 ago (+5/-0)

Everyone except YOU!

[ - ] BoozyB 8 points 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 19:27:35 ago (+8/-0)

They had to come up with something so the sheep wouldn't get distracted and start wondering and noticing.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 6 points 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 19:03:54 ago (+6/-0)

It's a really shitty tv show for sure and we pay taxes to it

[ - ] bossman131 6 points 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 20:12:03 ago (+6/-0)

Is Mark Furman working for nypd? Or possibly a consultant on how to plant evidence?

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 5 points 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 20:13:11 ago (+5/-0)

patsy, that's for sure

[ - ] Looneyskiproony 5 points 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 20:38:23 ago (+5/-0)

For fuck sakes. Another patsy. jew show.

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 5 points 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 22:35:58 ago (+5/-0)*

I refuse to believe he is the assassin until I see a picture of him holding the ghost gun in one hand and a earlier dated newspaper in the other.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 19:18:50 ago (+4/-0)

Well, he is Italian afterall.

[ - ] Rob3122 1 point 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 20:16:47 ago (+2/-1)

He was probably "good friends" with the CEO then

[ - ] hylo 4 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 01:37:04 ago (+4/-0)

Heh my wife and I were just discussing this exact thing. He's so smart but he kept the murder weapon. We were just joking how he is going to commit "suicide" in jail when the guards are sleeping along with the cameras.

[ - ] bohmoonx 3 points 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 23:09:41 ago (+3/-0)

Baltimore family very wealthy with connections to DC politics. My question is did he make it in time for the breakfast menu at MickyD's?

[ - ] CoronaHoax 3 points 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 23:44:22 ago (+3/-0)

“130 iq” guys totally just sit around and eat at McDonald’s. Ever. Totally

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 01:11:25 ago (+3/-0)

He didn't get that ripped or jacked or whatever by not eating at McDonalds.

[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 02:17:25 ago (+3/-0)

Funny. Go do one then see them pin it on another guy with a face from https://www.thispersondoesnotexist.com

(refresh for a new ai generated face)

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 20:27:29 ago (+2/-0)

Yup. Beyond laughably stupid.

[ - ] Darwintroll 2 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 09:36:22 ago (+2/-0)

They KNOW a large portion of the population ARE stupid. They know a manufactured narrative paved in yellow bricks is the only thing many people want to see.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 22:10:54 ago (+1/-0)

And it had to happen in the happening place here in Pennsyltucky

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 23:44:54 ago (+0/-0)

I guess he’s from Philadelphia

Bad things happen in Philadelphia

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 23:50:33 ago (+1/-0)

Least it's always sunny

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 23:21:38 ago (+1/-0)

How did such a supposedly smart guy make such a pointless stupid plan?

The uni-dumber

It makes no sense, there are a lot of inconsistencies.

And he killed someone's dad.

The way they covered the story almost seems like purposeful distraction.

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 6 monthsDec 10, 2024 11:07:13 ago (+0/-0)

Can be more specific on what you are getting at?

[ - ] DoYouEvenShit 0 points 6 monthsDec 11, 2024 18:44:13 ago (+0/-0)

this "manifesto" shit is retarded.... not everyone writes one of those. i feel like they think it's a profound word and means "bad" or something homosexual like that

[ - ] registereduser -1 points 6 monthsDec 9, 2024 22:09:43 ago (+0/-1)

Well, you will let them get away with it so ya, stupid.