Can someone go on Blue Sky and try and convince them that now Daniel Penny can self-defense to the death anyone on the subway because of double jeopardy? - Upgoat

Can someone go on Blue Sky and try and convince them that now Daniel Penny can self-defense to the death anyone on the subway because of double jeopardy?
submitted by anon to askanon 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 16:59:16 ago (+20/-0) (patriots.win)
https://patriots.win/p/19A0k5IsM7/new-subway-posters-going-up-in-n/c/4ZGUXtwoNUX

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 18:15:46 ago (+3/-0)

It doesnt work that way, but I hope he kills MANY more niggers.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 4 points 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 18:30:57 ago (+4/-0)

It does work that way.
Tell everyone you know.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 18:36:09 ago (+1/-0)

Double jeopardy is bein charged twice for the SAME crime, not similar crimes.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 4 points 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 19:19:34 ago (+4/-0)

No it's not.
If you kill a Nigger on the subway and are cleared of all charges, you get to kill Niggers on the subway for the rest of your life and can't be charged with any crime.
Tell everyone you know.

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 19:23:04 ago (+3/-0)

They all look alike anyway. How is he supposed to tell one from another!?

[ + ] puremadness

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 00:11:46 ago (+2/-0)

yea but if you wait 15 minutes, it's an entirely different nigger who has no recollection of anything the other sumbitch dindu

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 07:00:00 ago (+0/-0)

brb, gonna ____ some niggers on the subway

[ + ] anon

[ - ] anon 2825211 1 point 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 04:18:21 ago (+1/-0)

He hasnt killed one nigger

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 06:58:45 ago (+0/-0)

I hope he kills many niggers, period.

[ - ] SithEmpire 1 point 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 18:20:19 ago (+1/-0)

Double jeopardy only means that he can't be tried again for goodifying that nigger, although the niggers do need to pay attention to the precedent...

[ + ] anon

[ - ] anon 4036039 4 points 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 20:27:10 ago (+4/-0)

What if the nigger comes back like Bill Cosby in ghost dad

[ + ] SithEmpire

[ - ] SithEmpire 2 points 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 22:30:53 ago (+2/-0)

Actually not a bad paranormal plot line, very Phoenix Wright!

Dude gets acquitted but has to defend again in court after also killing the nigger ghost which haunts him for the middle 1/3 of the movie.

[ + ] anon

[ - ] anon 4036039 3 points 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 22:58:07 ago (+3/-0)

The Coz still maintains his innocence. Knew a guy who was locked up with him. Cosby refuses commissary, or anything that will give the prison money, and inmates bring him a shit ton of pudding in his wheelchair

[ - ] con77 1 point 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 18:04:51 ago (+1/-0)

Haaaaa!

[ - ] anon 1327835 0 points 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 21:46:25 ago (+0/-0)

Bullshit
I'll give you three .45ACP to center mass.
THREE makes a more colorful crime scene.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 19:25:30 ago (+0/-0)

That's a good idea. Hahaha!
Let the crying begin! LOL

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