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Pit Diaper

submitted by Wolfspider to funny 5 monthsDec 9, 2024 11:30:15 ago (+12/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 5 monthsDec 9, 2024 11:33:16 ago (+1/-0)*

they would make more money if they made them smaller with snaps and to moms.

looked it up :
Low rise, one size fits all
Adjustable waist circumference, 35.5” - 39.3”
Adjustable hip circumference, 43.4” - 47.2”
100% cruelty-free polyurethane pleather
Features a metal key clip, spikes and chain
Includes 52 Depend Guards for Men

Why are they sending 52 liners if its a one time use item?

[ - ] iSnark 4 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2024 11:38:02 ago (+4/-0)

And call it "Tactical"

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 5 monthsDec 9, 2024 11:39:17 ago (+1/-0)*

They make washable reusable diapers for disabled adults. This item is garbage.

Pro tip- charcoal liners ftw
mollys suds or charlies soap and rocking green to wash.


[ - ] iSnark 0 points 5 monthsDec 10, 2024 04:49:57 ago (+0/-0)*

Hey Gowie....

Thanks for the recommendation on these detergents....
Which of these have you used, and which did you consider the better of the three?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 5 monthsDec 10, 2024 05:37:32 ago (+0/-0)

use them together. Either molly suds or charlies soap and rockin green for the diapers.

The idiots that buy this diaper are going to have pee running down their legs at the concert since the inside is also pleather and non absorbent and will never get the smell out of their diaper since they cant wash them.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 5 monthsDec 10, 2024 07:04:04 ago (+0/-0)*

Thanks Gowie...

The idiots that buy this diaper are going to have pee running down their legs at the concert since the inside is also pleather and non absorbent

This is why you have to buy the depends liners.

"Includes 52 Depend Guards for Men"

I Call It: iSnark fishing from the Dock!


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[ - ] iSnark 3 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2024 11:47:34 ago (+3/-0)

Just another scam! Trust me when I tell you, If I have the ability to use the bathroom normally, I am NOT pissing on myself for a concert, or for any other reason!

Hope this comes with a receipt when you buy it... ;-)

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 5 monthsDec 9, 2024 11:49:42 ago (+1/-0)

positive it will have a nice big SUCKER written on it.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 5 monthsDec 9, 2024 11:56:53 ago (+1/-0)

Do you remember What P.T. Barnum is alleged to have famously said?

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 5 monthsDec 10, 2024 00:08:06 ago (+2/-0)

Sucker born every second

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2024 15:36:53 ago (+0/-0)

Your average American is clever. It is difficult to fool him for profit.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2024 15:55:00 ago (+0/-0)

I would disagree, you overestimate the average American. That was true at one time, but not today.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 5 monthsDec 9, 2024 17:16:00 ago (+1/-0)

Almost as if the average American isn't what he once was.

Demographics is destiny.

[ - ] Nasturtium 1 point 5 monthsDec 10, 2024 00:40:50 ago (+1/-0)

Gross

[ - ] ArcturianDeathTrap 1 point 5 monthsDec 10, 2024 05:36:43 ago (+1/-0)

Tactical Diapers are seriously useful

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2024 14:48:29 ago (+2/-0)

You can buy adult diapers for like 10 bucks. My dad has em. They wear like normal undies

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2024 16:08:49 ago (+2/-0)

depends are the best idea ever invented for after giving birth.

PRO TIP-

Get every pregnant girl you know 2 packs for their baby shower.