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Congo disease. One case in Italy already

submitted by Conspirologist to Health 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 01:58:57 ago (+17/-2)     (www.unionesarda.it)

https://www.unionesarda.it/en/italy/congo-disease-a-patient-in-lucca-with-compatible-symptoms-investigations-underway-u3gplnx5



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[ - ] GrayDragon 8 points 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 03:34:08 ago (+8/-0)

Pharmacies already have a vax for that ... for some reason ...

[ - ] TheYiddler 4 points 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 03:54:52 ago (+4/-0)

For the military. They don't want their soldiers dying due to disease when deployed.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 04:59:43 ago (+1/-0)

I already got five boosters! Feels a bit like having my testicles crushed in a vice while smocking crack with Charlie sheen three hours after the $1000 per hour hookers left…

Uncomfortable to say the least.

..still, you know you are living when you are terrified of dying!!

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 3 points 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 04:40:21 ago (+3/-0)*

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[ - ] niggerFaggots 1 point 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 10:11:09 ago (+1/-0)

You gotta post in the opium den

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 14:37:54 ago (+0/-0)

convid 2.0 on the way?

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 10:42:03 ago (+1/-0)

Rewatch wag the dog... this was just a message sent out from the covid1984 producer to get it in the mainstream...

There is now something called Congo disease it has flu like symptoms nothing to worry about.

Next time it will be 10 cases it has mutated or some bullshit.

They made the movies that have you programmed to think plandemics are real

Go along with it sheople

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 1 point 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 06:14:56 ago (+1/-0)

Good thing we sent 1b to Africa right. Let's solve this!

Idiots.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 09:37:03 ago (+0/-0)

“We still know very little about this other than so far there have been 376 people reported as affected and 79 dead, however given the difficulties in identifying mild infections in Central Africa, the infection likely has a much lower mortality rate than these figures would suggest. The illness appears to be predominantly a respiratory infection with symptoms including fever, headache, nasal congestion, cough, difficulty breathing, and anaemia.

“The big question is what is likely to be causing this and that I don’t know for certain. The mention of anaemia makes me think of Mycoplasma pneumonia but it is too early to make a definite diagnosis until further analyses are reported.

https://www.sciencemediacentre.org/expert-reaction-to-unknown-illness-in-the-democratic-republic-of-the-congo/

No one knows what it is

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 10:46:37 ago (+2/-0)

What's causing it....

Ok producer let's think let's work this what's causing it...

Assistant: a bat!

Producer: in a very Jewish voice - no no we already used bats let me think rat cat mouse sloth!!!
It's a sloth in the Congo

Assistant: no sloths in the Congo sir

Producer: that doesn't matter it was a pet sloth let loose or they were gonna eat It and it escaped somehow it got the Congo variant in the tops of the tress it was in a movie once

Assistant: ok so Congo sloth sickness

Producer: ya ya css for short and a symptom is it makes you slow like a sloth or lethargic. Ya I like that word better ok talk to our jews in the press get rolling on this 10 cases in itally next week a chef flew in from the Congo and he ate sloth stew

Assistant: brilliant work sir brilliant

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 09:16:42 ago (+0/-0)

https://www.cleveland19.com/2024/12/06/university-hospitals-patient-released-isolation-after-arriving-tanzania/

We had some asshole here in Ohio with it. They let him out. They had him going from Congo to Tanzania to Cleveland. All majority nigger locations.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 07:45:11 ago (+0/-0)

Probably picked it up during the Italian invasion of Ethiopia in 1935... Some Italian soldier picked it up on his rifle, which has been in an attic until just recently, then someone found the rifle, got infected, and passed it on to others.... Seems plausible!

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 10:47:24 ago (+1/-0)

You sir have watched wag the dog it don't matter how stupid if it's on TV people will believe it

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 06:49:13 ago (+0/-0)

PleasebePrincePhillipreincarnated...
PleasebePrincePhillipreincarnated...

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 05:33:37 ago (+1/-1)

Gee, the name of that disease is not helping me ascertain where in Italy it originates. I wish these epidemiologists would give the diseases more helpful names. Do you suppose it originates in Milan? Sardinia? Sicily? Naples? I guess we'll never know...