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[ - ] MaryXmas 5 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 19:32:05 ago (+5/-0)

You are broke. Congratulations, don't dig the hole deeper. Is there a shelter near you? Look for some government programs or maybe ask a church what they would recommend. I have been where you are and the problem is likely you. Clean yourself up, get some temporary housing and work every single day to improve. I was 6ft and 145 lbs at my worst. I couldn't afford to eat or live. I decided to take ownership of my life and turned things around. It was hard but it can be done. Lying, stealing, cheating is an easy option that could ruin the rest of your life. Do the right thing.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 5 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 18:56:34 ago (+5/-0)

You can apply to be a UnitedHealthcare CEO.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 19:09:29 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 4 monthsDec 7, 2024 05:58:04 ago (+1/-0)

Rob a drug dealer

[ - ] Trope 1 point 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 19:12:14 ago (+1/-0)*

If you have good credit, you can form a business entity and apply for business credit cards. You’ll find high limits with no interest for zero months. You will need to personally guarantee those your SSN.

It goes without saying it’s a very risky route. However, if you can start a cash flowing business with tens of thousands of dollars and pay it down before the interest hits, then you’ve got something.

Many franchise owners are floating debt on zero interest business credit cards. They pay it down as much as they can then transfer the debt to a new card.

One negro on YouTube said he bought himself a used car on business credit then started driving for Uber and was able to pay it off.

My best friend and I managed to start a business using debt but worked our asses off to pay it down with our own personal income. We have a few loans too. Once those are paid, it’s going to be great. But I warn you: Debt can get you up and running but it kills your profits and takes so long to pay down.

One of our credit lines is zero interest which is helpful albeit limited.

Unfortunately, you cannot use credit cards as a down payment on a house. I don’t think you can purchase property on a credit card but that may depend on the seller. One common negro scam is to have a buddy who runs a business charge you $10K on a credit card. Then refund the money as cash. You’ll need to keep a paper trail and I do believe this might be illlegal. Do this enough times, and you’ll have cash for a rental property. However, you’ll need to cash-out refinance after six months to get those cards paid off. Definitely nigger shit.

Since you want land, I would ask yourself if there is anyway you can build a farm so that the property is tax deductible. You could farm tree pulp. You could buy woodland and sell off all of the timber. You could start a GoFundMe and cater to hippies and treehuggers in your endeavors to build an organic whatever farm. You could start a YouTube channel and document the entire process and that could grow into a business. PrepperNurse1 on YouTube makes a lot of money with his YouTube videos now living off-grid and his viewers send him gifts constantly. His audience literally watched him start with nothing.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 4 monthsDec 7, 2024 08:56:48 ago (+0/-0)

Become an investor mortgage broker. Do both hard money financing (typically bridge loans) and long term financing. If you're a machinist you must be pretty comfortable with numbers. How are you with understanding finances?

In most states you can originate investor mortgages without a license. Some require licenses across the board, and some will allow it if the vesting is in a corporation. You can get it running with relatively few up front expenses, but you may want to consider a CRM and a credit vendor down the road.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 4 monthsDec 7, 2024 04:48:44 ago (+0/-0)

Televangelists seem to get rich real quick...start by sounding like a complete lunatic on a street corner and after generating enough in contributions you hit the big screen and still sound like a complete lunatic but the guilt ridden, downtrodden, gullible masses will flock like sheep to you and throw money at you...$15.95 each month will reserve a seat right next to the big guy himself after your time has expired...I would run with that one, can't go wrong with God when looking to get rich quick

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 22:54:03 ago (+0/-0)

go to sea young man! its hard work but your room and board is cobered, and when you step back ashore you have all the pay you couldnt spend. cancel all of your subscriptions and get a new debit card.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 22:14:41 ago (+1/-1)

No matter how bad it gets, don't wear a furry mask and latex gimp suit, Start an OF and eat chocolate mousse out of a potty.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 20:54:56 ago (+1/-1)

Dude, this is easy. Do some investigating and find the rich fat girl and move in on that shit like a vampire and suck her dry. Extra points if she's jewish.

Or, create an only fans and fuck pumpkins and cantelopes.

[ - ] JewTooFew 0 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 20:39:09 ago (+0/-0)

“Start over from scratch”

You’re already at scratch, try to learn something

Or make an underground bunker I dunno

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 19:25:51 ago (+1/-1)

Check fraud a little bit. Jump off the grid.
Hitman/hired killer
Underwater welder
Create a crypto and jump (like hawk tuah girl)

But why do anything illegal? You already have skills.
What the hell is 'in your twenties-want to start over'? Screw starting over. Start now. Start again. Start often. I'm more than twice your age and I'm still figuring it out. (a lot of same age friend are now freaking and changing their careers).
Continue to learn.
Build your skillset.
Follow your heart.

Jack of all trades,
Master of none.
Is better than being,
a master of one.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 20:02:41 ago (+0/-0)

To add to this: Community college is dirt cheap and you can make monthly payments.

Walk into any building and look at the fliers on the wall for a brigade of different starter career options.

Don’t know if tech will take you far in a small town but any small town can use a medical assistant or nurse.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 19:19:20 ago (+0/-0)

You are 20. Here is my shitty advice.

Move to NY. You will get welfare, heap, snaps, etc. Use surfing on the taxpayer to develop your long term goals. Get into something legit, but adventurous. Think selling anything in the luxury market, or real estate. Prison sucks (never been, but know people).