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[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 09:27:26 ago (+1/-0)

I vote manic episode.

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[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 11:31:29 ago (+2/-1)

I vote fuck the neighbors. Older I get the more I realize these suburban clowns need to die. Completely worthless scum.

In another city there was a legend who would turn on these massive spotlights on every corner of his yard and then mow after midnight. The whole area RAGED.

[ - ] WNwoman 5 points 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 08:50:50 ago (+5/-0)

And what were you doing out at 3am, hmmm?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 09:28:01 ago (+1/-0)

Dic pics.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 06:42:31 ago (+3/-0)

Livin the dream.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 04:05:05 ago (+2/-0)

Perhaps he needed "time out"?

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 04:09:48 ago (+1/-0)

Good one agent Neri! And perhaps true dat.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 04:08:22 ago (+2/-0)

I'm up because of a nightmare so there's all sorts of reasons guys AND gals get up at these ridiculous hours.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 4 points 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 04:27:46 ago (+4/-0)

Yea I get that but to be cutting grass. Thats wild

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 04:45:44 ago (+1/-0)

Indeed, if there weren't a half a foot of snow on the ground I might be cutting grass myself! Calgon take me away!

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 3 points 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 04:34:49 ago (+3/-0)

I had a nightmare last night in which a chimpanzee was trying to bite me! It was rather horrible.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 3 points 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 06:20:32 ago (+3/-0)

I grew up on the water. I have one nightmare where we put the boat in as a kid. I’m sitting on the pier and it’s surrounded by gators. Just dozens of alligators on the boat ramp and on the road and in the water. And I know I can’t get away.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 08:46:54 ago (+2/-0)

Wow that's a sucky nightmare.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 09:47:17 ago (+2/-0)

Still better than the one where Kamala beats Trump to become the next POTUS... Thank God, that that didn't happen!

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:50:34 ago (+0/-0)

It’s one nightmare I don’t purposely have most of the time I’m enjoying them but I don’t enjoy that one

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[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 11:32:50 ago (+1/-0)

That's why you need to keep a tactical cat or two in a bag at all times

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 19:45:39 ago (+0/-0)*

Bro cats are the worst. I was fucked up a few months ago FOR a few months. And I was out walking around late at night getting hammered. I meowed at this cat. I kept walking ten minutes later I see that this damn cat is following me. So I gave it a couple scratches. It followed me back to where I live. For a couple weeks this things hanging outside my door. I’m not feeding it or anything. Nicest Iv ever been to a cat right? Then one day I’m walking he sees me so he runs up to me and rolls over on my feet so I keep moving my feet to keep it from doing that., it keeps rollin over I keep movin. Then it just fucking claws me. I’m like yea that’s why I don’t fuck with you pieces of shit. Then it had the nerve to show back up at my door. I gave it a good kick in the ass and havnt seen it since. It’s lucky Iv chilled out I used to be a lot meaner

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 19:58:13 ago (+0/-0)

I have a bird that nests outside my door. She comes back periodically. One day I came home late at night like 11 or so. I’m walking up the stairs and this cat comes running down the stairs. So I run over to the folding chair she nests in and she’s gone. So I’m fucking hot. I’m in the gym an hour later looking up videos of cats being eatin alive by other animals in between sets. I’m planning what I’m gonna do when I catch this cat. Anyways I get home round 3 am and momma is laying back in the nest. I breathed a big sigh of relief. But that’s how you have to be around these little wildlife serial killers. They kill shit for no reason. Using them as gator bait would be phenomenal.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 04:47:49 ago (+2/-0)

That doesn't sound very nice. Mine was that I was homeless and couldn't find a shelter. I hate the north.

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[ - ] namefagsrgay 2 points 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 11:32:03 ago (+2/-0)

You know it's a dream because if that fucker wanted to bite you there's probably not much you could do unless armed

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 2 points 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 06:27:07 ago (+2/-0)

mental illness?

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:01:10 ago (+2/-0)

I had a bipolar friend and he would do weird shit in the middle of the night when he had an episode.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 3 points 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:24:34 ago (+3/-0)

bipolar disorder is a terrible disease. depending on the type of bipolarity. its sufferer can feel at the top of the world one day or week and next he would feel like shit.

they also can suffer from hallucinations and delusions of grandeur and also tend to have a high sex drive during the manic episodes

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 04:10:49 ago (+1/-0)

Shorts and a T-Shirt?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 09:33:07 ago (+1/-0)

A few days ago I saw a guy on the beach in shorts and barefeet and he was wet. I assumed he had just come out of the water and was getting dressed. But it was like 35 degrees out. I was going to ask him what he was doing but I thought he might be crazy or something.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 09:44:53 ago (+2/-0)

Hey Postie,

I got chills just thinking about that guy swimming in 35 degree temps... I hate the cold! I was born to be in a tropical climate. This Winter shit is for the birds!

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 04:28:39 ago (+0/-0)

You know what I couldn’t tell. I took a couple shitty videos cause I was at a redlight let me see if I can tell. Nope I can’t tell

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 04:31:35 ago (+1/-0)

Man, I hope not! But if he was... That man has balls of Granite!

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 09:34:18 ago (+1/-0)

Every day! That is crazy.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 6 monthsDec 8, 2024 17:08:21 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] puremadness 1 point 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 09:55:21 ago (+1/-0)

Your neighbor is a tweaker and you are in danger.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 10:04:21 ago (+1/-0)

I see nothing wrong with this and have certainly done similar.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 6 monthsDec 6, 2024 18:32:21 ago (+1/-0)

Just on the topic of gardening, in the early evening yesterday when the temperature had cooled I did a lot of weeding and it was enjoyable getting right down among the plants.

Cynabuns speaking: "paul you are such a bore!".

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 6 monthsDec 8, 2024 01:46:26 ago (+1/-0)

Yea well it makes sense doing that. Personally one of my favorite feelings is doing some light physical work in the fall. Breaking a light sweat and finishing just as the sun goes down. Finishing up at sunset, you see the colorful sky, then the cool fall breeze hits your wet skin. One of my favorite feelings in this life

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 6 monthsDec 7, 2024 02:03:38 ago (+1/-0)

Thats not a guy that's a gremlin. They are identifiable from their habits. They are usually perceived as unattractive people, as their imitation of humans is not perfect, but passable. They mimic human actions and routines, but are nocturnal, and therefore can be discovered through their completing mundane tasks at odd hours of the night. Washing a car at 4am, mowing the lawn at 3am, and so on. Know your gremlins and protect yourself from them.