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Fucking god damn, stupid, ugly, stinking god damn damn fuckin niggers

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 08:03:57 ago (+13/-0)     (whatever)

I just got woken up, on my fucking day off, by some hair brained ghetto fucking porch monkey asking me if my wife, who also has the god damn day off because it's her fucking BIRTHDAY goddamnit, asking me if she just got in a traffic accident with him. I answer the door with not but a robe and my sig ready to go all the fuck the way.

God damned monkey fuck. I didn't get to bed until 3, didn't get out of work until fuckin midnight, and I really wanted to sleep the fuck in a little. Fuck. Now I'm up. Good morning assholes. Fuck.


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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 5 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 08:45:18 ago (+5/-0)

I feel ya man. One of the things I hate about summer is right at 7am sharp, at least two or three lawn boomers on my street start making a fucking racket any day I have off and am trying for some extra sleep. Occasionally some idiot will start sawing wood in his driveway, too.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 11:10:24 ago (+0/-0)

Lawn boomers are one thing. That's annoying. This was an angry nigger beating on my door like it told him to get a job. I was ten seconds and inches away from brandishing on this retard. I got a bit of an adrenaline dump that morphed into a splitting headache from that shit.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 11:12:49 ago (+1/-0)

Hah you noob. I literally do not answer my door, ever. Why would you?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 11:23:40 ago (+3/-0)

Because when you're on probation sometimes they come verify where you live. I thought it was the cops, like maybe I fuckin violated some how. I don't know, I get a get a call once a week from the lady that monitors my T.A.D. saying it's sending off alerts. Fuck am I supposed to know Thai food has alcohol in it? I dunno man, shit's got me stressed the fuck out. I ain't been thinking straight for months.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 12:17:30 ago (+2/-0)

If it's the cops, you'll know. They will say they're cops and there will be a cop car and uniform. Randos can fuck off, you don't owe them your time or access to your doorstep.

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 08:32:05 ago (+4/-0)

Happy birthday wife and the only answer if some stranger asks " did your spouse..." is wtf are you talking about i dont have a (fill in blank). wrong house.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 4 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 08:38:54 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah, it was asking me if her kid goes to the local elementary school. We don't have kids, so that was the end of the conversation. Still, those niggers must be driving around the neighborhood looking for a vehicle that looks like my wife's, which is the most bland, non descript vehicle you can buy.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 4 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 08:23:24 ago (+4/-0)

I just got woken up, on my fucking day off,

There is no greater sin.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 5 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 08:26:48 ago (+5/-0)

I told my wife last night that I don't think I'm allowed to sleep in anymore. No shit. This is what I get for always being right.

[ - ] NeverHappened 2 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 10:47:24 ago (+2/-0)

You manifested it lol.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 12:36:22 ago (+2/-0)

Well, now you should go to the apartment complex and beat on ten of their doors at 6am just for payback. When they answer the door ask them if they hab any chiggums. Then leave.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 17:27:34 ago (+0/-0)

6am? Why so late?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 12:35:25 ago (+2/-0)

asking me if she just got in a traffic accident with him.

That's a scam of theirs. They ran out of drugs, hence why they're awake at that hour, and are looking to score some cash. They'll do this and it'll either be them coaxing money out of weaker people, they strong-arm really weak people, or they're casing the joint.

Some crazy fucker in a robe with a gun yelling at them will likely keep them away.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 13:13:30 ago (+1/-0)

May its body never be found.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 09:31:42 ago (+0/-0)

But did she hit him with her car tho

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 4 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 11:06:26 ago (+4/-0)

Fucking no! Unless she time traveled or fuckin astral projected her ass out this morning to menace niggers there's no cosmic way shit Valhalla she could've. She was sleeping right next to me.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 3 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 12:20:06 ago (+3/-0)

Man how cool would it be if you were married to a time traveling astral projecting niggerslayer

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 14:26:25 ago (+1/-0)

That would be awesome