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Time to move to Missouri? State Sen.-elect David Gregory pre-files bill to establish “Illegal Alien Certified Bounty Hunter Program.”

submitted by Glowbright to whatever 4 monthsDec 4, 2024 22:36:57 ago (+38/-0)     (x.com)

https://x.com/AFpost/status/1864491705652658412

The program would allow Missouri residents to apply for certification to find and detain illegal aliens for a state-paid reward of $1,000 each.


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[ - ] Hoobeejoo 8 points 4 monthsDec 4, 2024 23:04:29 ago (+8/-0)

Holy shit. If this happens, I'm going.

[ - ] the_old_ones 2 points 4 monthsDec 5, 2024 04:13:04 ago (+2/-0)

someone is going to livestream it. itll be hilarious

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 7 points 4 monthsDec 5, 2024 00:42:01 ago (+7/-0)

What a great way to be of use to society and earn a living, too.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 4 monthsDec 5, 2024 01:20:03 ago (+2/-0)

Just think of it, you could trade in your faggoty slacks and wing tips for jeans and boots and actually go be a man.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 4 monthsDec 5, 2024 08:05:17 ago (+1/-0)

DAMN-SON!
Tell him how it IS!

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 3 points 4 monthsDec 5, 2024 03:11:17 ago (+3/-0)

How do we prove that jews are both illegal and aliens?

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 4 monthsDec 5, 2024 03:59:21 ago (+1/-0)

If they're hispanic, they're alien.
If they don't provide you a valid ssn and birth certificate trace, they're illegal.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 4 monthsDec 5, 2024 04:03:47 ago (+1/-0)

Hispanics aren't the demographic I asked about.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 4 monthsDec 5, 2024 04:10:23 ago (+2/-1)*

I see.
I fucked up reading over your comment.
But...
You want the jews?
Deport their migrant army and realize that without their christian collaborators - they have no power.
Sure the negro is their cultural pain point and yes, the holocaust is the key to unravelling their victim con, but like it or not the christian is complicit to the point of being an enemy combatant.
Maybe not the dozen or so on this site, but the tens of millions who support MAGA in no small part because it is a jewish supremacist political group.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 4 monthsDec 5, 2024 01:17:31 ago (+3/-0)

Can I buy tags and travel there?

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 4 monthsDec 4, 2024 23:17:09 ago (+2/-0)

Would it really be worth it to have to live in such a place?

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 4 monthsDec 5, 2024 10:21:44 ago (+1/-0)

Hey Missouri is amazing and beautiful. I wished we'd never left.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 4 monthsDec 5, 2024 11:00:55 ago (+1/-0)

I'm just biased against inland weather extremes and things like being downwind of nuke and chemical plants. Three mile island was about 10 miles away during the hydrogen bubble event.

Five of the 25 deadliest tornadoes in U.S. history occurred in the state of Missouri, and 3 of these events rank among the top 10.

Plus this. Living in a tornado or hurricane zone is additional risk that would need a lot of positives to offset. Does have a lot of beautiful countryside though. We used to have a nurse dude who lived around south central.

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 4 monthsDec 5, 2024 11:09:43 ago (+1/-0)

I'm in S. Illinois now so still have the same weather risks but now with horrible politics. But I love Midwest weather. If you get bored, just wait a day. Yesterday we had highs in the upper 50s. Overnight we had below zero wind chill. It's cold today and will warm up again this weekend.
We don't have to worry about hurricanes here and I have experienced several tornadoes. They're okay provided you're not hit directly lol. It's probably earth quakes you really have to worry about around here.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 4 monthsDec 5, 2024 17:59:03 ago (+1/-0)

The great thing about earthquakes is they're specific to fault lines. This section of the San Andreas released 35 years ago, and just destroyed all the old brick buildings for the most part. The next quake will likely be up in the SF bay area.

As for the weather, I love being bored by the lack of extremes. I need to pick a bunch of hot peppers and get some winter greens started. But don't even talk about politics here in California. It's kind of annoying that 'conservatives' abandoned the best US state and handed it over to the leftist crime families.

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 10:01:08 ago (+1/-0)

We have the New Madrid here and it could be pretty catastrophic but I'm not going to worry about it. I doubt there is anywhere that is completely free from the potential of natural disasters.
Lol total opposite here. We had about three inches of snow the day before it was 55+ degrees and I love these swings.
I've been so bogged down with work and whatnot I didn't get anything sown during Fall planting this year. Neat that you still have peppers going. Typically we start to get hard frosts around Halloween here but this year it was mid-Nov and my tomatoes and peppers actually didn't get killed off until last week. They still had flowers!
California has some of the most beautiful landscapes in the country. I've heard a lot of people outside the big cities are actually rather conservative. Reagan (or I should say Nancy) really fucked up the demographics of the state.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 4 monthsDec 4, 2024 22:53:29 ago (+2/-0)

Can they shoot on sight?

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 2 points 4 monthsDec 4, 2024 22:42:45 ago (+2/-0)

You’d have to pay me a hell of a lot more than $1,000 a head to keep them alive.

[ - ] Glowbright [op] 14 points 4 monthsDec 4, 2024 22:54:35 ago (+14/-0)

- Rent a Uhaul
- Dive to Home Depot
- "I need 5 men for 8 hours work. $100, $150 if you speak English"
- Open the back of the van and put five beaners in the back and close the door
- Drive to the ICE office
- $5000 a day and the priceless feeling of doing your patriotic duty?

[ - ] dassar 1 point 4 monthsDec 5, 2024 02:12:20 ago (+1/-0)

Drive it to the border - load it up with 20-30 beaners, hog it back all the way to Missouri.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 4 monthsDec 5, 2024 08:11:44 ago (+1/-0)

And Still make a profit.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 4 monthsDec 5, 2024 11:03:06 ago (+1/-0)

Time to start an airline with that profit margin.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 01:28:56 ago (+0/-0)

'Baked Bean Airlines - We'll get you back home, no matter what.'

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 4 monthsDec 5, 2024 18:34:53 ago (+0/-0)

This is MASSIVE FUCKIN COPE, kek