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caffeine suppository for Yom Kippur

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to videos 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 22:00:35 ago (+10/-2)     (m3.gab.com)

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[ - ] CHIRO 6 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 23:54:55 ago (+6/-0)

The entire spirit of morality and goodness is subverted. If there is a reason not to do a thing, then you don't get around that reason by finding a loophole like this. The point is not to consume it, whether it's up your ass or otherwise. A den of snakes. Hey, here's God's law. Let's find a way around it. And NOW, you want to let them live among you?! If they'll do it to their God, they'll sure as hell do it to you.

[ - ] jfroybees 2 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 01:46:45 ago (+2/-0)

Amen. Can't cheat your way into God's good graces.

They act like God's the opposing lawyer in a lawsuit, a contractual lawsuit, instead of God as Judge.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 07:42:28 ago (+0/-0)

ProTip: It's a Jewish-God. Who cares if the Jews forsook their Jewish-God?

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 00:43:48 ago (+2/-0)

They are 100% against any kind of sacred body. They've attacked the concept of Christian ladies and gentlemen every day for two thousand years. THey are ass scum.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 23:19:33 ago (+2/-0)

If I was god, the people I would choose wouldn't be the ones shoving things up their ass. That'd be a deal breaker.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 03:31:50 ago (+0/-0)*

"We are forbidden to eat this today.... so we will stick it up our arse instead"

hey Foo, wanna point out where i missed the "judeo-christian" festivals for shoving things in our "Christ-cuck" arses? Im presuming its there somewhere given that that exists according to you.

maybe its a cafflick thing i dont know but ... oh wait yeah i get it.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 07:44:43 ago (+0/-0)

Why are you even aligning yourself with a Jeeish-God in the first place?
Even if you aren't sticking stuff up your ass, you are still worshipping the same God.

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 01:51:25 ago (+0/-0)

What's the other big loophole they do with a string hung all over nyc?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 03:21:26 ago (+1/-0)

It's called an eruv. It extends the boundary of the temple so they can do shit they're not supposed to on the Sabbath.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 22:59:13 ago (+0/-0)

Gross

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 22:27:50 ago (+1/-1)

I'm gonna report back.

Well?

I probably still have 97 grams of caffeine powder, but tea is my preferred dosing method. Pretty much has zero stimulation effect though. Meth or some form of amphetamine is a legitimate stimulant. Caffeine is just a stimulant substitute.