Masks while swimming was nearly peak-clown for me. But the actual stupidest thing directly in my life was for my step-son's HS band. The kids wore masks with holes to play the instruments while having a showercap thing on the ends of the horns. Absolute insanity.
My worst was someone at the drive through insisting on me putting my debit card in the basket instead of handing it to them directly. Then immediately picking up said card without desensitizing it in any way.
I went to a restaurant, the place was shaped like an L with the bottom of the L being the counter where you place your order. The long part was all the tables and booths. It was packed. No plastic dividers nothing. I came up to order and this fag says you have to have your mask on to order. I look over at the 30 people eating I said they don’t have masks on. He said they’re eating. I said “so it’s a polite virus it stops spreading when you’re eating?”Then I said you don’t even have your nose covered. Then I started making a scene. “I’m in danger he doesn’t have his nose covered!” Raising my voice a bit. the manager saw, people looked, I made an obnoxious scene. Long story short I never put on a mask. I got to order. His manager made him pull his mask over his nose: then he stared daggers at me the whole time I ate. It felt nice. I kept making retarded faces at him like a toddler lmfao. Covid was the perfect thing for people who like to tell people what to do to do that, but the problem is I tell people like that to go fuck themselves.
Oh man, reminds me of a clip of some school graduation dance, all masked up and dancing back to back,arms looped together with the partner, while being scrutinized by a roving teacher.
[ - ] NeonGreen 1 point 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 13:42:27 ago (+1/-0)
Let's go further into a WHO run society such as the Philippines where you couldn't legally enter the grocery store or public market without said face shield all because of some oligarchs gigantic investment in shield scheme. I shit you hit, 18 months after still required.
'Regression to authority' - the comfort and security ones gets by being told what to do and having decisions made for them, Ie a child with parental authority.
If you tried to enter a building without a mask, you'd have to take on 30 at a time. I use postal money orders for a couple monthly bills, so couldn't afford to be trespassed or arrested. Did have 30 people shouting at me with PO employees threatening to call the police. Fines ranged from $300 to $1000 at the time too.
Ironically, police are now often called on 1st amendment auditors FOR wearing a mask in post offices.
I lived in a leftist hellhole at the time so I have many stories of Covid idiocy. Highlights include:
People making their kids wear masks while swimming in the neighborhood pool
Unhinged neighbor asking people who walk dogs past her house not pause in front of her open window lest Covid blow in
Two neighbors who were buddies until having a conversation on one of their lawns and the other dumping his ice out in the grass. The owner of the lawn blew up saying his kids play in this grass and that ice might have Covid
Unhinged neighbor worries that dogs might carry Covid and we should mask our dogs
Fist fight in grocery store over a man that disregarded the arrows on the floor
I had multiple fucking retards get in my face for not wearing a mask then look perplexed when I say, why are you near me, I thought you were afraid of covid?
"BECAUSE YOU'RE SPREADING IT"
If you're so scared of covid, why don't you buy a real mask? I bought 4 actual CBRN masks for $300 each because I DID think it was real.
"oh that's too expensive."
Huh?? You think this is a deadly virus and you're gonna die but won't pay $300 to make sure you don't get something that you think is worse than ebola??
Unhinged neighbor asking people who walk dogs past her house not pause in front of her open window lest Covid blow in
Only the megacorps and gov buildings tried the covid thing here so walking the dog didn't involve crazies but I would have totally stopped to cough in front of that window twice a day.
Fist fight in grocery store over a man that disregarded the arrows on the floor
I ignored those arrows and intentionally went down them all the wrong way when possible. Even in Trader-Joes in the city(good dog treats) I've only gotten a few looks but nobody said anything. Partly due to how I look no doubt.
I've seen some crazy shit though. One that always made me laugh was the biker guy in flip-flops, t-shirt, shorts, and a mask. No riding gear but that mask will save ya!
The lone women with a mask. The women in a mask wrangling her mulatto mistake that she can't get to wear one. Or doesn't want put one on it... The occasional weak soi-boi in a mask shying away from me. The gaggle of middle-aged wine-aunts chatting like a flock of hens all masked up. Not a one under 250lbs.
Even with all that, most people didn't mask up and I would see the normal joggers(actual joggers, not niggers), dog walkers, bikers, the other bikers, that one really old dude walking with two walking sticks, kids playing and whatnot all about doing their thing. I couldn't imagine being around more than a few mask idiots every day.
lol Then he walks right through the droplets and they usually enter the eyes and ears. holy shit. That's a kamala voter right there. I saw a MF with some kind of enclosed helmet on in Walmart.
[ + ] RMGoetbbels
[ - ] RMGoetbbels 12 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 11:22:35 ago (+12/-0)
I've seen it with my own eyes.
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 6 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 11:46:48 ago (+6/-0)
[ + ] NeverHappened
[ - ] NeverHappened 7 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 11:53:45 ago (+7/-0)
But the actual stupidest thing directly in my life was for my step-son's HS band. The kids wore masks with holes to play the instruments while having a showercap thing on the ends of the horns. Absolute insanity.
[ + ] MayhemInChief
[ - ] MayhemInChief 4 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 17:21:55 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] GreenSaint
[ - ] GreenSaint 4 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 21:30:58 ago (+4/-0)*
[ + ] dassar
[ - ] dassar 3 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 15:26:56 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] xmasskull
[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 13:47:08 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] PostWallHelena
[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 18:51:38 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Ragnar
[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 6 monthsDec 5, 2024 00:12:05 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] namefagsrgay
[ - ] namefagsrgay 2 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 12:03:43 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 12:16:10 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Sector2
[ - ] Sector2 0 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 15:40:01 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Ragnar
[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 6 monthsDec 5, 2024 00:10:11 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 12:15:32 ago (+1/-0)
I responded: Are they going into the welding trade?
Never heard from them again.
[ + ] NeonGreen
[ - ] NeonGreen 1 point 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 13:42:27 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Sector2
[ - ] Sector2 0 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 15:42:11 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] FacelessOne
[ - ] FacelessOne 5 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 11:15:27 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 12:14:28 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] TheNoticing
[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 12:22:08 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 12:23:03 ago (+3/-0)
You know them when you see them.
[ + ] dassar
[ - ] dassar 2 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 15:30:41 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] allAheadFull
[ - ] allAheadFull 1 point 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 16:04:03 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] big_fat_dangus
[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 11:26:48 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 12:05:17 ago (+2/-0)
Winner.
[ + ] NeverHappened
[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 11:54:45 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 1 point 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 11:55:32 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] namefagsrgay
[ - ] namefagsrgay 2 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 12:03:22 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Sector2
[ - ] Sector2 0 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 15:52:58 ago (+0/-0)
Ironically, police are now often called on 1st amendment auditors FOR wearing a mask in post offices.
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 12:04:30 ago (+2/-0)
Apparently varnish and paint did too.
[ + ] WNwoman
[ - ] WNwoman 2 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 12:13:42 ago (+2/-0)
People making their kids wear masks while swimming in the neighborhood pool
Unhinged neighbor asking people who walk dogs past her house not pause in front of her open window lest Covid blow in
Two neighbors who were buddies until having a conversation on one of their lawns and the other dumping his ice out in the grass. The owner of the lawn blew up saying his kids play in this grass and that ice might have Covid
Unhinged neighbor worries that dogs might carry Covid and we should mask our dogs
Fist fight in grocery store over a man that disregarded the arrows on the floor
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 12:21:48 ago (+1/-0)
From what I could tell their eyes glazed over and they'd walk on as I was still pointing at the plant or bush.
As I was saying without a mask: where are you going this is a serious health risk!
[ + ] NoRefunds
[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 13:11:51 ago (+0/-0)
"BECAUSE YOU'RE SPREADING IT"
If you're so scared of covid, why don't you buy a real mask? I bought 4 actual CBRN masks for $300 each because I DID think it was real.
"oh that's too expensive."
Huh?? You think this is a deadly virus and you're gonna die but won't pay $300 to make sure you don't get something that you think is worse than ebola??
Truly mindless retarded dipshit sheep.
[ + ] Looneyskiproony
[ - ] Looneyskiproony 0 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 18:18:32 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Thought_Criminal
[ - ] Thought_Criminal 0 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 13:28:22 ago (+1/-1)
[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 14:27:27 ago (+0/-0)
I'm sorry, I hope you got to a better place now.
Only the megacorps and gov buildings tried the covid thing here so walking the dog didn't involve crazies but I would have totally stopped to cough in front of that window twice a day.
I ignored those arrows and intentionally went down them all the wrong way when possible. Even in Trader-Joes in the city(good dog treats) I've only gotten a few looks but nobody said anything. Partly due to how I look no doubt.
I've seen some crazy shit though. One that always made me laugh was the biker guy in flip-flops, t-shirt, shorts, and a mask. No riding gear but that mask will save ya!
The lone women with a mask.
The women in a mask wrangling her mulatto mistake that she can't get to wear one. Or doesn't want put one on it...
The occasional weak soi-boi in a mask shying away from me.
The gaggle of middle-aged wine-aunts chatting like a flock of hens all masked up. Not a one under 250lbs.
Even with all that, most people didn't mask up and I would see the normal joggers(actual joggers, not niggers), dog walkers, bikers, the other bikers, that one really old dude walking with two walking sticks, kids playing and whatnot all about doing their thing. I couldn't imagine being around more than a few mask idiots every day.
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 1 point 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 11:45:07 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 12:06:41 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 12:17:18 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 12:21:33 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Ducktalesooo000ooo
[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 3 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 12:42:45 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 12:44:48 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 0 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 15:56:10 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 1 point 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 11:53:36 ago (+1/-0)
A deputy sheriff wearing a mask walked in and literally went "HARUMPH!".
HA! fuck you Dudley Doright! Governer DeSantis had declared mask mandates unconstitutional and unenforceable.
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 12:28:22 ago (+2/-0)
So I said: "How can they be out of Corona! It's everywhere!"
2 faggot looking kangajews looked at me in disgust as I asked them if this means the hysteria is over now that this store is covid free.
They just shook their mpox riddled heads.
[ + ] NeverHappened
[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 6 monthsDec 5, 2024 09:50:29 ago (+0/-0)
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[ - ] Prairie 1 point 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 12:43:12 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] NuckFiggers
[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 13:15:12 ago (+1/-0)
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[ - ] texasblood 0 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 13:20:21 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] PostWallHelena
[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 18:49:44 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic
[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 20:12:10 ago (+0/-0)