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I love when it’s cold.

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 19:01:38 ago (+18/-1)     (whatever)

You just never turn your heater on. Then you see how cold can it get inside. Last year I got my apartment down to 45. I was wearing the Eskimo robe. Shits so nice. So nice and fuzzy. I welcome the dying of nature. Bring on the ice and the misery.


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[ - ] Dingo 15 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 19:19:40 ago (+15/-0)

Don't care. Send nudes.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 4 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 19:42:06 ago (+4/-0)

You know everytime I send them I get nothing in return

[ - ] ProudRebel 6 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 20:04:13 ago (+6/-0)

Checkmate!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 00:31:06 ago (+2/-0)

Got'em

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 5 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 00:11:54 ago (+5/-0)

It's because the bodies keep better and don't stink up the place isn't it.

*notice the lack of a question mark?

[ - ] Trope 1 point 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 00:19:08 ago (+1/-0)

Nice. We should grab a brewsky and have some gay sex. After you kill me of course.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 06:17:05 ago (+1/-0)

Upgoat moment.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 18:57:05 ago (+1/-0)

Man how annoying would it be having to store a body. God. Like let me kill this motherfucker then throw them in the freezer. I just you know it’s good to freeze them to chop them up but other than that why bother. Just drive out of of town. It’s America. We have every type of environment. In America you can dump people in swamps, deserts, forests, mountains. What a beautiful country.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 21:15:20 ago (+0/-0)

They're still looking for Hoffa.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 18:55:39 ago (+1/-0)

Have you ever seen a map of where people go missing overlaid with a map of the cave systems in America? It explains a lot. I saw a video a little hole in the ground and it opened up into like a 200 foot waterfall. Imagine walking in the woods and you don’t see it cause it’s covered by brush.


https://youtube.com/shorts/7JU8V0sV2Bo?si=Ac7u3DfRBakJk4iP

[ - ] WNwoman 3 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 19:05:48 ago (+3/-0)

I sleep so well when it’s cold. I love cracking the window and burrowing under a down comforter in the winter.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 20:22:02 ago (+2/-0)

When you have downstairs apartment and HATE to pay to heat your upstairs neighbors place = parka.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 18:57:03 ago (+1/-0)

With apartments if you’re on the bottom you get the bugs and noise. If you’re in the middle you get all the noise. If you’re on top you get the heat/cold but no noise and no bugs

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 00:18:07 ago (+2/-0)

I love cold too. I love it all White outside. And no freaking bugs alive! No heat finally!
All the sun people hiding in their holes. Me outside dancing naked in snow

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 00:35:08 ago (+2/-0)

I love deep, snowy days and dark, snowy nights. It feels like I'm the only one in the world. I go ride around in it in my UTV.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 00:16:13 ago (+1/-0)

When it’s really cold, only White men can go outside

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 18:58:19 ago (+1/-0)

I worked at a grocery store once. They had the cooler where they keep the milk, every single white person could work in there with a regular t shirt but every single black person had to wear a sweater or hoody. There were no exceptions to the rule

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 00:03:00 ago (+1/-0)

Hahaha plus they are lactose intolerant, the jacket protects them.
Milk and freezer be rayciss

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 18:51:03 ago (+1/-0)

I love milk. I think I’m addicted to it. It’s my favorite drink. A cold glass of milk right before bed. Waking up in the night to chug some milk. It’s life

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2024 09:51:15 ago (+0/-0)

Literally the same here. I don’t even drink water, just hydrate on milk.
I can’t even imagine how people live without milk. Losers

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 18:57:43 ago (+0/-0)

Send some me a video of you dancing naked in the snow

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 00:16:47 ago (+0/-0)

You won’t be able to see me in the snow

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 19:50:46 ago (+1/-0)

On very cold nights I back the heat way down after dinner and fire up the wood stove, bust out the couch recliner and a blanket, and put something mindless on the TV.

I'm out like a brick within half an hour. Best sleep I get all year.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 23:16:22 ago (+2/-1)

Is it a hassle to move the CPAP machine from the bedroom?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 06:15:15 ago (+0/-0)

Is it a hassle to live life as a useless dried up hag with nothing to look forward to but the grave? 😘

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 19:00:53 ago (+0/-0)

Don’t shit on the grave. As much as id like to be happy it’ll never happen. Life is suffering and death is peace

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 20:14:45 ago (+0/-0)

I have a confession. I’m ashamed of it but I’ll tell you. I turned the heater on 2 years ago cause I got out of the shower and the water which was warm 30 seconds ago suddenly felt like ice on my skin. I kept it running for less that 24 but I’m still ashamed

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 20:24:15 ago (+2/-0)

Absolutely casual. You will carry this shame the rest of your days.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 22:29:35 ago (+1/-0)

I like sleeping with the house cold as fuck and having a heated blanket. That shitnis baller.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 00:19:02 ago (+0/-0)

Same, except a normal blanket

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 18:59:19 ago (+1/-0)

I like letting it get cold enough I have to struggle for the warmth. It makes it better somehow. Turning on the heater is faggot shit

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 00:14:21 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, bracing cold is how you build your immune system etc. No real man turns the heat on. Real men sleep naked with no heat on, just a normal blanket. It’s been proven to improve metabolism and mitochondrial function too

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 22:33:29 ago (+1/-0)

45! That's not cold!

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 00:19:31 ago (+0/-0)

True

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 00:33:26 ago (+0/-0)

Nope. Not cold at all. When it gets down to about 12 or below, that's when my leg starts twitching.

[ - ] con77 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 09:12:03 ago (+0/-0)

It is in Florida

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 18:58:27 ago (+0/-0)

Shit it’s cold when you get out of the shower.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 00:30:53 ago (+1/-0)

I have nice shit and don't want to ruin it.

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 09:28:01 ago (+1/-0)

I hate being cold. But, I love being warm in the cold.
Where's all the 'lack of vitamin D' comments?

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 19:02:52 ago (+0/-0)

apartment

Ngmi

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 20:15:42 ago (+1/-0)

I’m POOR. Trust me when I start my cats for cash program when I’m president it will all change.

[ - ] prototype 0 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 23:30:39 ago (+0/-0)

cats for cash program

everyone reading his comment: wait what? But what does he do with all those cats?!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 00:21:27 ago (+1/-0)

He skins them in various ways

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 19:01:49 ago (+0/-0)

Iv never actually skinned one.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 09:28:33 ago (+0/-0)

Sell them to the Chinese

[ - ] ProudRebel 0 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 20:03:44 ago (+0/-0)

I know right? It gets sweaty balls humid here in the late summer and I fucking hate it. Give me anything between 0 and 50 please.