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IT IS SAID THAT GOOD FENCES MAKE GOOD NEIGHBORS...

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 02:24:40 ago (+12/-0)     (HDLunited)

...VLAD TEPES SAYS...
"BAD NEIGHBORS MAKE GOOD FENCES"

I'm the most hated fuck out where I live and I'm doing everything I can to keep it that way.


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[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 03:28:51 ago (+1/-0)

You want people to start dumping their urine outside your windows?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 03:40:54 ago (+2/-0)

The last idiot that made the mistake of coming into my yard dumped his urine down his leg...I had a
.357mag to his head and while begging for his life he pissed himself.
And that's the truth....but your comment is noted.

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 08:50:47 ago (+2/-2)

That's; assault, battery (with a deadly weapon), assault with a deadly weapon, public menace, and a couple other things.

I call bullshit.

[ - ] con77 0 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 15:42:27 ago (+0/-0)

Not if it's posted no trespassing

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 16:34:49 ago (+0/-0)

Yes. Those all still apply, even if someone is trespassing, lol.

A sign is also not an immediate "criminal trespass" maker.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 20:25:42 ago (+0/-0)

Try again DitchPig...no salt or pepper, no cops no public menace, actually the guy just died of cancer a few months ago...that episode was 20years ago

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 07:12:25 ago (+0/-0)

Complete bullshit.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 5 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 03:42:57 ago (+5/-0)

It's surprisingly few how many invaders you need to mount on pikes shoved up their ass and posted along your border before the rest of the scumbags get the message.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 08:27:22 ago (+3/-0)

True, but if you get to the point that you're considering bean poles you aren't going to be satisfied with just a handful, however effective that may be.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 09:50:42 ago (+1/-0)

I think your bears are more effective than any fence for keeping neighbors out

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 20:28:29 ago (+2/-0)

@Ragnar ....I, as well as the dozen or so neighbors
in the area, know full well that my bears keep out unwanted wanderers...best security system going and it cost "peanuts"...150lbs a week sometimes

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 23:48:23 ago (+2/-0)

Haha 150 pounds peanuts a week. Made me laugh for real

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 10:37:36 ago (+1/-0)

...but we love you ZBK. When the feds finally catch up to you and make you famous I'm going tell all my friends I used to hang out with ZBK on the interweb. lol

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 04:28:49 ago (+0/-0)

@ProudRebel ...you have my blessings to claim such a worthy honor

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2024 13:17:07 ago (+2/-0)

Fly a rebel flag loud & proud.