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apt?

submitted by boekanier to WorldNews 5 monthsNov 29, 2024 01:21:15 ago (+36/-0)     (pomf.lain.la)

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[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2024 19:39:21 ago (+0/-0)

He looks like an emo fag

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2024 18:36:39 ago (+0/-0)

Hair. wtf.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2024 15:29:35 ago (+0/-0)

I hope the aptitude test is simply a shade of pink and anything darker is thrown into a grinder.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 5 monthsNov 29, 2024 13:22:25 ago (+1/-0)

98% of them can't add 2 + 2 and get the right answer, hence the reason they're stealing from us called a gubberment job. If they actually did this without cheating, 90% would be fired. Oh wait, they never fire gibberment workers.

[ - ] Dingo 3 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2024 11:39:24 ago (+3/-0)

sudo apt remove wokeness

[ - ] aleleopathic 3 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2024 13:01:18 ago (+3/-0)

sudo apt remove --purge woke*

Leave nothing behind.

[ - ] Dingo 2 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2024 13:05:14 ago (+2/-0)

This is most defintely an improvement! I will update my script.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2024 18:38:11 ago (+0/-0)

I get that.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 2 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2024 09:17:47 ago (+2/-0)

This is a good measure, but not a concrete one.

They're all already government workers. All they have to do is cheat or pay off the one proctoring the exams to guarantee they'll continue to have their job. Essentially, he's making a few upper level positions become very lucrative with emergency requests and bribes for people who have sob stories and "can't lose their job."

[ - ] NeonGreen 3 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2024 16:21:02 ago (+3/-0)

Public testing in a live streamed room, camera on each candidate as they answer the questions adding to the gamification element. The local people or even internationally could do sport betting on it.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 5 monthsNov 29, 2024 04:04:12 ago (+1/-0)

Is that their President? What Post Punk Band is he in?

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 5 monthsNov 29, 2024 04:34:45 ago (+1/-0)

"Everest" was the name of the band he used to play in.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 5 monthsNov 29, 2024 08:05:37 ago (+1/-0)

Here is him singing as an adult though: https://www.tiktok.com/@latinus_us/video/7372291003723599110

It's not great. But I wouldn't do better.

[ - ] Prairie 6 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2024 02:22:56 ago (+6/-0)

pass the exam

Which sets a maximum aptitude, not a minimum, probably...

[ - ] con77 2 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2024 01:53:32 ago (+2/-0)

Holy shit! Do that at the VA

[ - ] hylo 0 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2024 10:40:54 ago (+1/-1)

What's the matter? You were a good goy but they forgot about you?