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Caligula: The Ultimate Cut (2023) - Movie Review

submitted by titstitstits to politics 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 20:50:19 ago (+8/-1)     (politics)

This is posted in politics because that's the whole point of my review.

First off, the movie is like watching a sick fever dream. Watching it feels like you've had about six too many beers and are fresh out of Count Chocula. If you're not ready to endure three hours of that, I'd recommend holding off. While the plot isn’t exactly stellar, as I watched it, I started thinking: Caligula might have been the Donald Trump of his day.

Now, I think about the Roman Empire as much as any man, but I’m no history expert, so let me apologize in advance if I get anything wrong.

In the movie, Caligula deliberately provokes the Senate, which he sees as a bunch of pushovers:

- He makes his horse a consul.
- He turns the imperial palace into a brothel, forcing senators' wives to participate.
- There’s a fantastic scene where he declares himself God and shouts "aye," prompting the fearful senators to echo him one by one. Once he has them all doing that, he suddenly switches to "bah, bah" (like a sheep), and they sheepishly follow along, completely powerless to stop him.
- He forces senators to grovel publicly.
- And much more.

The film is an artistic take on Caligula’s reign, painting with broad strokes. For all its artistry, though, I think it does a great job capturing the core truths of the Caligula story.

There’s a humorous scene where Caligula sets out to invade Britain but instead has his men attack the waves and collect seashells. This story feels ripe for being taken out of context. It seem reasonable to me that Caligula was trying to make some kind of a statement but the historical recorded reported it as, “Crazy Caligula declares war on Neptune, lol.”

Other scenes show Caligula appealing to the masses over the Senate. For example, he hands out gold coins and hosts water games at the Colosseum. By doing so, he undermines the Senate while building popular support. My guess is that his disdain for the Senate, combined with his efforts to delegitimize and humiliate them, led the Senate to tell terrible stories about him after his death.

This is where I had my epiphany: Caligula, to me, sounds a lot like Donald Trump. He targeted high-level government officials, gained popular support, and yet the official narrative portrays him as a deranged madman.


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[ - ] boekanier 0 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2024 02:25:38 ago (+0/-0)

"The film is an artistic take on Caligula’s reign"...so completely fake, only the costumes are kind of 'real'

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 23:16:44 ago (+0/-0)

He makes his horse a consul.
CK2 reference.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 21:40:52 ago (+2/-0)

I'm glad you posted this. I wasn't aware of this version of the movie and I'll probably watch this one. I remember when it first came out. I recall there was a pornographic version and a non-porno version for theatrical release. It didn't do well, and the biggest complaint was the high ticket price and the bizarre story that Gore Vidal said bore no resemblance to the script he wrote.

It was advertised to the lowest common denominator view who wanted sex, violence, and violent sex with a lot of degeneracy thrown in. I had absolutely no interest in that kind of movie, then and now, but seeing description of this cut on IMDB, it has my interest. I think your description of it as a fever dream is probably accurate, but if Malcolm McDowell had good words for it, I'm game.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 21:02:50 ago (+1/-0)

You wrote all that for slow-walking?

I guess Roy Cohn is trump’s tiberius?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 21:17:27 ago (+0/-0)

He has a good point.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 20:53:11 ago (+2/-0)

Horse consul is a good move

[ - ] DukeofRaul -1 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 20:52:44 ago (+0/-1)*

Maybe caligula just hated the senate you know? Theybkilled his uncle he liked after they killed his family. Everythingbhe didneas to hujiliate the senate. They made him live with Tiberius too