Turkey's Almost Done. Just a Few More Hours...Bone Apple Tea Everyone! - Upgoat

Turkey's Almost Done. Just a Few More Hours...Bone Apple Tea Everyone!
submitted by Scyber to WTF 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 16:08:55 ago (+13/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] JoesLegHair 6 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 19:10:34 ago (+6/-0)

You see a burned turkey, I see a doctor, lawyer or engineer.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 6 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 16:35:17 ago (+6/-0)

Damn... now THAT is black. Tarbaby Turkey.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 22:29:03 ago (+2/-0)

It smells like cocoabutter and butt crack but tastes like Hennessy.

[ - ] ProudRebel 3 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 16:13:03 ago (+3/-0)

Eww... it's a nigger turkey.

[ - ] Scyber [op] 3 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 16:33:15 ago (+3/-0)

It's an alien turkey stewed in its own piss

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 20:24:00 ago (+2/-0)

That turkey looks more likely to rape, rob, and/or murder you.

Just sayin'.

[ - ] Backwards 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 23:44:50 ago (+1/-0)

I can smell the EBT and cocoa butter.

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 20:09:48 ago (+1/-0)

Blackened.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 3 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 22:34:47 ago (+3/-0)

It’s never going back.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 20:41:00 ago (+0/-0)

Boner up the tits!