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Imagine...

submitted by Sleazy to funny 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 00:02:01 ago (+21/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Trope 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 02:07:40 ago (+1/-0)

This visualization scales.

You have men and women drinking beer until they drown on their own vomit laying face up.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 02:09:19 ago (+0/-0)

I am sure the women would outlast the men due to them getting the poison fucked out of them

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 01:42:04 ago (+2/-0)

Imagine your excrement was beer.

[ - ] canbot 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 02:48:46 ago (+2/-0)

It's not beer for the yeast.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 05:00:35 ago (+0/-0)

Yeast makes it not be beer?

[ - ] canbot 1 point 5 monthsNov 29, 2024 17:04:48 ago (+1/-0)

Yeast makes waste, that waste is beer to you. You make waste that waste is beer for something else.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 29, 2024 17:11:18 ago (+1/-0)

The circle of piss

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 01:42:58 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe it is...

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 03:51:28 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe?

Of course it is.

I could pour ya pint to prove it!

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 03:56:42 ago (+1/-0)

Lets share a few instead!

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 04:08:36 ago (+1/-0)

Cheers!

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 04:59:45 ago (+0/-0)

Cheers!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 12:19:27 ago (+0/-0)

Slainte!

[ - ] Scyber 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 10:09:19 ago (+1/-0)

Wait. So you've never had explosive diarrhea after drinking a 12 pack of shitty beer?

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 00:28:38 ago (+2/-0)

Better than water, fish fuck in it, the poos bathe in it.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 04:10:10 ago (+1/-0)*

Party at your house?

..I’ll bring my boat

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 05:01:08 ago (+1/-0)

i am exactly a mile from the water

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 00:08:20 ago (+1/-0)

now do cheese.

oh, and for the life of me, i will never understand why people willingly eat something that is related to something that grows on your feet.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 01:31:49 ago (+3/-0)

Yeast, mould, fungus, bacteria, all floating in the air you breathe. Don't think about it. Or do, and revel in it. Such is life. Did you know you have microscopic mites living on your eyelids?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 04:12:56 ago (+0/-0)

yeah but im not going to a grocer and saying 'i would like to purchase some of that delicious fungi that you have there so that i may cook and consume it thankyou my dear sir!' - and i always refuse to wear n95 masks so im automatically about 99% less fungus infected than your average normie.

yes. i did know about all those nasties.

but i still dont know why anyone willingly eats something related to something that grows on your feet. nor do i understand why anyone in australia ever bought fords but thats another subject only tangentially related.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 12:24:30 ago (+0/-0)

Did you know you have microscopic mites living on your eyelids?

I told that to a girl one time and then said my bad forgot to get that then wipe her eyes with a tissue.

.dneppah reven taht

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 01:42:53 ago (+0/-0)

Your gut is filled with bacteria whose excrement is something you're able to use for nutrients.

[ - ] canbot 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 02:49:38 ago (+0/-0)

Speak for yourself. Nothing like that grows on my feet.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 04:07:57 ago (+0/-0)

Have you ever been hungry? Like really really hungry and have near zero options of things to eat?

…you might be surprised at what you could put in your mouth….

True Story: three dudes fighting over a piece of liquorice whip found in the gutter on the street…, one dude eats….., that dude was me…., the others did not eat anything that morning…, they did not eat until we found a patch of rhubarb growing near an abandoned barn….,they ate it all….., and then got sick…, I only ate a bit of rhubarb …and liquorice…, and pride

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 04:15:33 ago (+1/-0)*

yes.

didnt get paid since last friday. every penny ive had this week has gone to rent, car payment, or petrol to keep going to work. rooster rolls are the go for a non digestive system destroying first meal after like... 4 days. was good too. gotta love ex security lifestyles man, takes me about two weeks between looking down and saying 'you fat fuck' and looking down and saying 'yeah i should probably eat more' - hambeast sister fucking hates me for it too.

point is, when you are used to only eating twice a week, you can still eat without having to do dumb shit that you normally wouldnt, like dumpster dive for potato peel or some crap, or have to eat things miles outside of your comfort zone (which actually can be worse for you in some instances... you just cant put fish in front of me, ill do my best and know ive got to eat something, but its gonna come back up nine times out of ten) i got offered an olive the other day, im like dont know why i hate em, chuck one over, put it in my mouth, and instantly went 'oh yeah fuck that shit' so i dont see myself ever being able to consume it even as a last resort, or the fucking massive jars of pickles someone keeps donating to the church we have to seperate out into little containers for people to go 'oh shit no' and not take.

you non english are fucking weird cunts with your food. ps. greek is just 'dads barbeque on friday' with extra garlic sauce.

plus im known at the local food banks anyway either via others volunteering at the one i do, or me working with people that visit others... so i can easily get a guilt free hot dinner about 5 times a week from places who know i dont eat there because its not for me!

there is no real reason why anyone in any community ive ever lived in, ever has to go 100% hungry all the time to the point of literal foraging or beating the shit out of each other for food, niggers fight over food. whites chop each other out and try and make sure their neighbours dont fall through the cracks. thats fact.

priorities.

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 12:26:01 ago (+0/-1)

…you might be surprised at what you could put in your mouth….

Queeri you're needed for fact checking.