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U/monica gets the fields for not being a chick and not telling me until WAY into our dms

submitted by Dindu to Crystalfields 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 12:17:19 ago (+4/-1)     (Crystalfields)



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[ - ] Tallest_Skil 4 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 14:45:21 ago (+4/-0)

I genuinely believe that whatever this crystal thing is, it’s more retarded than Q-LARP.

[ - ] Dindu [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 15:00:09 ago (+0/-0)

No actually it isnt

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 15:40:44 ago (+0/-0)

It both is and isn't. People literally believed in the Qtard stuff in real life. The 'crystals' are just a fantasy reference to drug addiction.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 4 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 13:30:09 ago (+4/-0)

Monica = my nigga

I'd have thought you of all people would immediately get that.

[ - ] Dindu [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 13:40:44 ago (+1/-0)*

Yeah he made a post explaining it. This post is a fiction designed to show how people can get caught up in the crystals and it isnt really their fault.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 13:42:37 ago (+2/-0)

Damn dog, most of us knew that since old voat. Don't crystalize muh nigga for you not paying attention.

[ - ] Dindu [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 13:54:00 ago (+1/-0)

When i see a female name on here i usually think troll. So I probably ignored monica entirely on account of that.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 13:59:44 ago (+1/-0)

That's fair.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 13:41:58 ago (+3/-0)

@monica

⛏

[ - ] Monica 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 14:18:11 ago (+2/-0)

How many fields? I need at least 100 acres.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 18:01:41 ago (+1/-0)

Monica was open about how it was the punchline of a (pretty lame) joke.

"Why do black people call each other Monica..like Let's play some ball, Monica, or Monica, where my cash at?"