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How to NOT get drafted for Israel...

submitted by TexasVet to 14Words 6 monthsNov 27, 2024 10:15:28 ago (+26/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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We must not allow our young men to be drafted to go fight for Israel at all costs.
One sure fire way to avoid being drafted would be to get a swastika tattoo.
Can't claim to be gay anymore so we have to improvise.
Added bonus - They look cool AF.


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[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 6 monthsNov 27, 2024 10:23:37 ago (+1/-0)

4 is bad, m'kay.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 6 monthsNov 27, 2024 13:37:41 ago (+1/-0)

????,Off your meds,again?

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 6 monthsNov 27, 2024 16:13:38 ago (+0/-0)

Tetraphobia is real.

The root of this fear lies in linguistics. In Chinese, the word for the number four sounds eerily similar to the word for death. This phonetic resemblance isn't limited to just one culture. In Japan and Korea, the words for four and death are identical. In Japan, the number 49 is particularly dreaded as it sounds like the phrase "pain until death."

East Asian nazis have to add another word to the 14 words, or it's curtains for them.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 6 monthsNov 27, 2024 16:48:54 ago (+0/-0)

We’re gonna do 5 instead.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 5 points 6 monthsNov 27, 2024 11:31:46 ago (+5/-0)

In the near future that'll be a guarantee to get thrown into a reeducation camp then forced into serving in the armed forces to die for Pissrael.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 6 monthsNov 27, 2024 11:33:30 ago (+0/-0)

CAMPS CAMPS CAMPS

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 6 monthsNov 27, 2024 11:55:41 ago (+1/-0)

They will just throw that person in the most niggy part of prison

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 6 monthsNov 27, 2024 13:36:31 ago (+2/-0)

That'll do it! Well done!

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 6 monthsNov 27, 2024 13:39:00 ago (+0/-0)

No, this way you get drafted first, can't have you running around running a good money machine.

[ - ] Majiqai 2 points 6 monthsNov 27, 2024 15:33:08 ago (+2/-0)

maybe in an ideal world. people like that are only banned from recruitment because of the possibility that their ideas spread. when shtf however, you better believe shlomo's random number generator for the draft selection knows the social security number of anyone thats ever even considered considering an antisemitic idea (which by their shifting definition basically encompasses the entire infinite spectrum of thought).

[ - ] MaryXmas 3 points 6 monthsNov 27, 2024 15:40:05 ago (+3/-0)

Does that really work?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 6 monthsNov 27, 2024 15:51:40 ago (+3/-0)

Right now it's illegal to join up with something like that. During a draft? That might get you on the express to the front lines.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 6 monthsNov 27, 2024 16:06:59 ago (+1/-0)

Like a small one, maybe on the side of my neck. And a Jerusalem cross on the other side.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 6 monthsNov 27, 2024 16:10:05 ago (+1/-0)

Center forehead is most effective.

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 6 monthsNov 27, 2024 16:45:28 ago (+2/-0)

I feel like that would make too much of a statement.

[ - ] Panic 0 points 6 monthsNov 27, 2024 16:25:44 ago (+0/-0)

When called in, they'll of course be pissed off. Tell them that you WANT to join. When asked why, say, To recruit other white people. That outta do it.

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 6 monthsNov 27, 2024 19:42:31 ago (+0/-0)

I like the "Work will set you free" idea of an ineligible piece of artwork.

Arbeit Macht Frei

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 6 monthsNov 27, 2024 20:08:49 ago (+2/-0)

Never met a guy with a swastika tattoo that wasn’t a full blown loser or some version of poor White trash.

[ - ] carnold03 -1 points 6 monthsNov 29, 2024 06:54:28 ago (+0/-1)

Then you clearly know nothing of the history regarding the close relationship between zionism and nazism.