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Reaching the top shelf

submitted by dulcima to Reptiles 6 monthsNov 25, 2024 07:11:46 ago (+32/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/7o4gx4.mp4



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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 monthsNov 25, 2024 08:17:11 ago (+0/-0)

you fat arsed wrinkly mother fucker...

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsNov 25, 2024 13:36:10 ago (+0/-0)

I seen one of these climb out of a tree in Westerners Sydney.

Amazing stremph.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 6 monthsNov 25, 2024 13:43:31 ago (+0/-0)

These are south asian problems. That komodo dragon has climbed it's last shelf and will be on a skewer before nightfall.

[ - ] BloodyComet 0 points 6 monthsNov 25, 2024 14:52:46 ago (+0/-0)

So, that thing needs to be shot, right? Is that a Kamado Dragon? I wouldn't want to have to grab that fucker, looks like it can bite a hand off.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 6 monthsNov 25, 2024 11:04:25 ago (+1/-0)

He’s looking for the. Maple Oreos…, silly lizard, I bought the last box this morning.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 6 monthsNov 25, 2024 11:48:52 ago (+1/-0)

You just Had to ask for assistance, didn't you dulcima?!

Shawty.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 1 point 6 monthsNov 25, 2024 12:49:32 ago (+1/-0)

I am indeed short and have at times required assistance to reach high shelves. It's either ask the lizard, or Big Mike.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 6 monthsNov 25, 2024 18:37:22 ago (+0/-0)

LOL!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 6 monthsNov 25, 2024 12:03:27 ago (+1/-0)

Still less destructive than a fat sheboon.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 6 monthsNov 25, 2024 13:14:59 ago (+1/-0)

Amazing how the denizens of third-world countries like to pretend they're human.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 6 monthsNov 25, 2024 10:55:59 ago (+2/-0)

Oh Dulcie,

Hell Naw... Baby Godzilla crawling up a shelf! Got to be Australia...

[ - ] dulcima [op] 1 point 6 monthsNov 25, 2024 12:50:56 ago (+1/-0)

We do have such lizards here - I think my video is some Asian country though.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 6 monthsNov 25, 2024 12:59:19 ago (+0/-0)

Dulcie, Are you part of the Aussie contingent of Upgoat/VOAT?

[ - ] dulcima [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 25, 2024 13:03:49 ago (+0/-0)

Yes. It is 5 am and I haven't slept yet (which isn't unusual for me.)

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 6 monthsNov 25, 2024 13:50:29 ago (+0/-0)

Welcome to my world. I get at most, about 3 hours of sleep a night... So I'm curious, how did you get your user name, what does it mean?

[ - ] dulcima [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 25, 2024 23:37:03 ago (+0/-0)

Novel by HE Bates, also made into a film. It amuses me Dangus hasn't twigged yet😂

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dulcima_(1971_film)

(Almost forgot the link)

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 6 monthsNov 26, 2024 00:03:15 ago (+0/-0)

Hi Dulcie,

Thanks for solving that mystery. We should show this film at an Upgoat/VOAT Movie Night...

I have to tell you, I did get a chuckle out of this snippet from the summary: (I'm not making fun of you... It just made me laugh.)

"Parker is a widower, and he eventually agrees to her suggestion that she become his housekeeper. His sexual interest in Dulcima is aroused when she arrives for work on a warm day with her blouse top open and revealing her cleavage. Dulcima fends him off by creating a fictitious boyfriend, 'Albert', inspired by a male model she has seen in a magazine."