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Turtle on a rock 🪨 🐢

submitted by dulcima to turtles 5 monthsNov 25, 2024 05:59:30 ago (+34/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/nhxznl.mp4



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[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 5 monthsNov 25, 2024 08:05:47 ago (+0/-0)

If I ever found myself at the top of Mount Everest it would be exactly like this. "Musta taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque."

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 5 monthsNov 25, 2024 08:14:52 ago (+1/-0)

"what the fuck did i just smoke?"

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 5 monthsNov 25, 2024 08:09:13 ago (+0/-0)

Thread delivers.

[ - ] TheEinSmith 0 points 5 monthsNov 25, 2024 10:44:41 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 5 monthsNov 25, 2024 16:56:49 ago (+0/-0)

lol what is he doing

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 5 monthsNov 25, 2024 11:05:55 ago (+1/-0)

Oogway from KungFu Panda...

That IS so cool!

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 5 monthsNov 25, 2024 07:57:08 ago (+2/-0)

How did it get there asshole!?

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 5 monthsNov 25, 2024 08:20:46 ago (+1/-0)

Some questions do not have answers.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 7 points 5 monthsNov 25, 2024 06:21:58 ago (+7/-0)

And you may find yourself on the top of a large rock
And you may find yourself in a beautiful pond, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 5 monthsNov 25, 2024 06:37:35 ago (+1/-0)

once in a lifetime

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 5 monthsNov 25, 2024 06:39:26 ago (+1/-0)

water flowing underground

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 5 monthsNov 25, 2024 10:40:50 ago (+1/-0)

Weird. I had a discussion on these very lyrics last night.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 5 monthsNov 25, 2024 23:49:34 ago (+1/-0)

i just wanted to point out the 'how the FUCK did i get here?' conundrum.

its like the turtle on a fencepost in a desert concept. youll be all like 'shit this turtle is gonna die, what do, where take.' and its only later on that the absurdity kicks in.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 5 monthsNov 25, 2024 10:39:07 ago (+1/-0)

SAME AS IT EVER WAS!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 monthsNov 25, 2024 23:49:56 ago (+0/-0)

SAME AS IT EVER WAS!

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 1 point 5 monthsNov 25, 2024 12:03:06 ago (+1/-0)

Meanwhile the turtle...

I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
I can't sleep, 'cause my bed's on fire
Don't touch me, I'm a real live wire

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, far better
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 monthsNov 25, 2024 23:51:49 ago (+0/-0)*

et en marchent le long de berges
je t'ai demandai si tu etait vierge,
tu mas repondue que tu etait un gemaux
et quand tu pissais ca fasait du grumeaux...

Je te prendrai Nue ue ue ue ue ue ue dans, la simca mille.....

Il me prendra nue ue ue ue ue ue dans, la simca mille....

EDIT - well shit, that verse is missing from this version! oh well. dirty ass song. love it.