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[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 12:36:42 ago (+2/-0)

Those duck beards are the gaaay

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 14:10:29 ago (+0/-0)

Hipsters and media popularized full beards probably 20 years ago. I have had a beard before, but I find it oily and hot and I don’t like it. I shave 3-4 times a week. When I did have facial hair, it was modeled after the Ricans I grew up around and I groomed it myself very purposefully and meticulously by keeping it low at a “1” or a “1.5” with very sharp and symmetrical lines. Most of the time, I preferred a similarly trimmed goatee, but that look has fallen out of favor and most women have since been programmed to find it creepy now.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 14:25:32 ago (+3/-0)

Your beard choices sound very gay. Very gay indeed.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 14:31:24 ago (+0/-0)

It was the “thing” back then in the hood.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 18:45:00 ago (+1/-0)

it was modeled after the Ricans I grew up around

Tragic

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 20:15:33 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah beards are gay. They're just one more thing to wash and maintain, taking up precious time that could be better used on something else. Besides, I'd rather not hide my manly chin and jawline from the ladies. I've noticed that most beard-wearers are chinlets and/or jawlets, trying to hide their inferior genetics.

[ - ] Althea 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 22:40:24 ago (+0/-0)

My husband looks a bit like Jesus, and a beard looks very good on him. He trims it once a week or so, it takes maybe 10-15min. I would think shaving every day would take more time.

[ - ] NeedleStack 3 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 12:37:02 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, yeah. Less talk, more action.

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 12:58:24 ago (+1/-0)

I'll forgive you if you tell me you posted from the kitchen.

[ - ] NeedleStack 2 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 13:18:44 ago (+2/-0)

Well, I was sitting at the dining room table on the other side of the kitchen. Does that count? :)

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 2 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 13:38:03 ago (+2/-0)

What I think does not matter. What we do or do not do does.

I like this video and am afraid to say more than that. You might need to re-watch this video over 100 times to why.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 14:16:14 ago (+1/-0)

Guy: "I don't want to give up my fake life!"

What more could you want from a herd management system?

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 14:02:31 ago (+0/-0)

They're not finished being bothered yet. There's probably some sort of sportsball events coming up, and you have to have faith that our new ranch manager/president will free us against the wishes of the owners.

(notice how I resisted the temptation to go fully into my modern jewish society/supremacy and cattle/ranchers rants? I'm trying to accept that people do create the consequences they truly want for themselves.)

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 14:04:33 ago (+0/-0)

I have to restrain myself multiple times a day.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 17:50:33 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t want to be left alone.

FUCKING FIGHT ME!

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 22:20:04 ago (+0/-0)

But if I fight you I might pee

However, I have a tiny pee pee

My truck may be large, but so is your wife

So if I had a nigger at least I could pay him 3,50

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 21:33:17 ago (+0/-0)

There will be no terror no torture no psychological warfare.

You will simply become, not to be.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 22:27:22 ago (+0/-0)

Who is this steven segal looking/ sounding cope memeing idiot ?/