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Thinking about applying to ICE

submitted by titstitstits to TellUpgoat 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 21:17:51 ago (+4/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

I mean let's be real - I'm really just looking for internet points and aren't going to do anything except smoke weed and play gameboy in my moms basement.

But aside from that - in a hilarious twist of fate, I am actually contemplating a <strike>career</strike> stint in law enforcement. Kinda fucking old though but I'm pretty sure I could hack it. Seems exciting, hunting down violent illegals with nothing to lose. What could go wrong?


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[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 21:19:43 ago (+0/-0)

Weed has to be illegal in border states to bust spics and stuff as much as i hate to say it

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 22:30:18 ago (+0/-0)

I knew a guy that worked for ice. Very racist and patriotic. Well respected in his group. You'd probably do great. You could hang out with beaners all day long, it will be like nothing changed.

[ - ] gardella 0 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 23:12:46 ago (+0/-0)

I applied to be a USCIS officer in my younger days, this was before DHS. It would be nice to have a federal badge and carry in any state and any place, minus some very narrow conditions. Past the exams too well, they only want people of a certain IQ to be officers.

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 00:10:20 ago (+0/-0)

Don't drink the cool-aid.

[ - ] registereduser 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 00:12:58 ago (+0/-0)

If you were to just head down there and collect pelts and turn them in for the bounty, you'd actually be worth keeping alive your self.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 03:34:35 ago (+0/-0)

Great career move! For the first (8) years:you'll get coffee & danish' for the secretary pool,year nine,you'll move up to "shithouse attendant*! Good luck!!

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 19:26:26 ago (+0/-0)

If you want to spread your butthole, suck illegals feet, and steal taxes... You can get the fuck out too.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 21:36:06 ago (+1/-0)

You’ll know where the safety camps are.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 23:34:25 ago (+1/-0)

If you are contemplating pursuing a fulfilling career and life and getting out of mommy’s basement then you absolutely have my 100% support.

I already have a “career” and am back in school to do what I want to do now that I’m at the top of Maslow’s Pyramid. Boss thinks I’m trying to get a degree in my current field. lol

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 21:22:38 ago (+2/-0)

Well, after you have rounded up those violent illegals, how are you going to feel when you are told to take them all down to the airport so they can be flown deeper into the United States and released?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 21:29:29 ago (+2/-0)

Its literally tonrape and kill whites. I heard venezuela has no crime now because all the rapists and crazies are here

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 22:08:37 ago (+0/-0)

We should send them all our niggers

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 23:14:44 ago (+0/-0)

We should put them on a boat, sure. But only because running that many niggers through a corpse grinder is going to make a mess and fish will eat nigger meat.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 21:30:56 ago (+3/-0)

Where I live in nor cal, there’s a few of these farm worker companies with busses that pick up the migrants and deliver them to the fields, then take them back home at the end of the day.
I thought it would be hilarious to mock up one of these old busses and round them all up. Have a gunman or two hidden in the back. Lock the doors and haul them down to Tijuana.