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If Jaguar doesn't appeal, how about a Porsche?

submitted by dulcima to whatever 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 00:08:03 ago (+30/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/yfksdc.mp4



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[ - ] 3Whuurs 27 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 03:50:08 ago (+27/-0)

Why would they use a stolen Porsche in their own commercial?

[ - ] iSnark 3 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 09:55:39 ago (+3/-0)

Well, To normalize stealing of course! They can only sell cars IF there's demand for them, and HOW do you create demand?

[ - ] Gigglestick 0 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 10:48:45 ago (+0/-0)

Mein gott freund…

Hat is off.

[ - ] iSnark 15 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 01:03:10 ago (+15/-0)

I don't understand that commercial. Is the Black guy and the Old man dating now? Are they going steady, is their relationship exclusive, or can they date other men? This World makes no sense to me anymore!

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 19 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 01:12:54 ago (+19/-0)

Shitskin is driving a White man's car in a White man's lands while McBoomershithimself works the land for the nigger's benefit. Jiggaboo hands over a cheap jacket as recompense.

Fin.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 01:49:58 ago (+2/-1)

Yeah but the old man is based, he is homesteader and shit. He is living in a country and is not a liberal faggot. According to people here.

[ - ] Hobama 9 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 02:44:09 ago (+9/-0)

Should have shot the nigger for trespassing

[ - ] texasblood 5 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 07:50:40 ago (+5/-0)

They have no guns

[ - ] 2017Fallout 1 point 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 16:30:10 ago (+1/-0)

Farmers have shotguns

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 13:21:45 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like they have a lot of problems

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 09:52:46 ago (+0/-0)

I don't understand

It's a story of redemption, as the farmer took his stolen jacket back. The car thief just barely got away and the farmer (the hero in the commercial) walks off into the sunset after stripping that nigger of at least some of his stolen goods.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 09:54:22 ago (+0/-0)

THAT was funny!

[ - ] Master_B 8 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 00:46:57 ago (+8/-0)

I never saw a nigger in a porsche.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 14 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 01:12:23 ago (+14/-0)

Especially a stick shift

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 07:53:11 ago (+2/-0)

Look at the TYPE of white faggots that do drive them.
Not my kinda folks for sure

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 09:05:44 ago (+1/-0)

…and that’s a good thing.

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 09:53:48 ago (+1/-0)

It's because most can't drive stick, or just crash.

[ - ] JustALover 7 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 01:29:06 ago (+7/-0)

The start of the ad was good enough, and then they produced a nigger.

Not that I was in the market for a poor man's Ferrarri anyways.

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 7 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 00:26:28 ago (+7/-0)

They can flaunt their diversity cringe, but the logo knows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OefCxmU5pRo

[ - ] ProudRebel 0 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 05:16:23 ago (+0/-0)

Bitchin

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 0 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 09:00:48 ago (+0/-0)

Bonus: The Black Sun still shines on Volkswagen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL-zS1StpAw

[ - ] puremadness 6 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 00:17:08 ago (+6/-0)

the recent Jaguar bullshit really pisses me off, I had an XJ6 that was shitty but still liked it a long time ago and was literally thinking of buying a newer one cuz I saw a nice one the other day. well fuck that idea.

[ - ] canbot 5 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 02:45:08 ago (+5/-0)

So... he killed the nigger and took his jacket? Why would you wear it after it has been defiled?

[ - ] GeorgeBailey 4 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 04:29:51 ago (+4/-0)

I was literally thinking... Not a single migrant anywhere... And then...

[ - ] canbot 4 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 02:41:58 ago (+4/-0)

I remember when porche was naturally aspirated.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 02:57:56 ago (+2/-2)

"A naturally aspirated engine, also known as a normally aspirated engine, and abbreviated to N/A or NA, is an internal combustion engine in which air intake depends solely on atmospheric pressure and does not have forced induction through a turbocharger or a supercharger." [Library Service]

[ - ] dass -1 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 03:24:37 ago (+3/-4)*

Fck you neri. Eat Shit !.

(lol at 4 downvotes from neri's zionist/ vaxx supporters)

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 03:30:11 ago (+4/-3)

Calm down, dass. Just-calm-down!

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 4 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 00:12:49 ago (+4/-0)

It subverted my expectations while projecting white people virtues on a negro!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 10:56:43 ago (+2/-0)

Of course there's a fuckin nigger driving it
I hate this GD world
jews did this

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 07:35:39 ago (+2/-0)

Yes, one sees so many niggers driving Porsches. TWIST: it's stolen.

[ - ] con77 0 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 16:58:36 ago (+0/-0)

Right. Scotland is just crawling with niggers driving Porches.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 12:03:17 ago (+0/-0)

Where’s the lumber rack?

[ - ] edmundo 0 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 09:04:05 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t get it.

[ - ] dass 0 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 14:03:48 ago (+0/-0)*

There's nothing really to get - they simply inserted in a nigger - and purposely made it vague, so subconsciously the mind will query and replay the visual, ie, 'why is a black driving the Porsche?' - it's a form of mass media advertising/ marketing- iirccalled outrage marketing.