I understand the purpose of Uber and Lyft and why they use a ratings system but it's still so fucking dumb. I get the sense it's just everybody pretending to smile and be happy because they're afraid of - gasp - not getting 5-star ratings.
If I need transportation I'll just call a taxi. At least I know what I'm getting - a cab that is driven by a jeet and smells like curry and/or poo. No social pressure to talk, chit chat, or anything. Just drop me off and I pay you. Done.
But it's the food delivery shit that I hate with an endless fury. Again, grocery delivery for people who are old or unable to otherwise shop is one thing, but ordering fast food because you're too lazy to go pick it up? Gay. I have a neighbor who seems to order nog chow delivered at least 3 times per week. I don't know what the protocol is but I would never trust a stranger to handle prepared food unless it's 100% certain to be in a tamper-proof container.
This Uberjeets, Dine&dash, ChudHub, etc. nonsense is probably the best microcosm of the decay of society in terms of depending on apps and technology simply because they exist rather than because you really need them. "Hurr durr I'll just order the delivery, pay double, and trust some random nigger to not eat my fries or spit on my burrito."
Anyway, how many of you fags can claim you've never used any of these ride/delivery type services?
If you didn't live in the center of urban decay, you wouldn't feel this way.
I have used these services in the past. Once my cable modem died and I was able to have one delivered within an hour. It was clutch. Americans have always used delivery. Milk was delivered, ice, meat, and pizzas. Why is it so mentally taxing for you to extend that convenience to more businesses?
Nigger wtf are you talking about. I don't live in a city.
Americans have always used delivery. Milk was delivered, ice, meat, and pizzas.
Were those delivered by niggers and jeets who expected 5-star ratings on some dumb app?
You completely missed the point of the post, faggot. It's not about all delivery. It's about this brand of particular delivery services and how those ecosystems operate.
[ - ] WNwoman 1 point 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 17:46:05 ago (+1/-0)
I have never ever used door dash or any meal delivery services. First of all, it disgusts me to have a Laquisha or a Pojeet around my food doing god knows what. Second, it’s usually cold and rubbery by the time it gets to you. Finally, it’s a rip off. Delivery fee, tax, service charge, and of course the browns demand a huge tip.
I have done Uber a few times when I’m with other people. Once we had a nig driver who claimed one of us puked in his backseat and wanted $100 cleaning fee which was a complete lie. I went round and round with them till they finally dropped it.
when youve worked security night shift desk duty in the middle of the city, been hungry at 1am, looked at a soggy ass fuckin sammich and said 'fuck that noise'
you bet your fucking ass youve used uber eats son.
aint anywhere else i was ever able to get jerked chicken and cornbread. some random food van called 'the jamaican jerky truck' that was always sketchy on hours and then disappeared entirely (not common food here) fuckin amazing.
downside is ordering from one place because theyve got a bunch of different shit, getting it, and its fucking... disgustingly inedible... a couple of nights later 'oh a new place... hangon this menu is the same as the last one... sos this menu... and this one... and.... wait all 7 of these are the exact same fucking business with the same shitty ass food under different names.
trust my experience brosefs.
Taxi - ok where i live is bang on the outskirts of the state capital in mountains. any time between around 8pm and 6am i am absolutely forced to play a little game i like to call 'taxi vs uber' in which i actually have to book both, and see which one actually shows up before cancelling the other. there are plenty of people around who literally have taxi drivers on call, or book regular jobs with them, but ive sat there and watched both taxi and uber apps bounce repeatedly between 'your cab is on its way' and 'we are finding you a new driver' for up to an hour and a half.
the best request i got was getting a phonecall saying 'im on the other side of the mountain, i cant get you' 'bitch i dont give a shit where you are i just booked an uber to get me somewhere, if you want to cancel the fuckin ride, do it yourself, and ill rate you accordingly' - dude showed up. wasnt happy. i didnt give a fuck. back in my own wheels again now anyway.
youre right on the grocery thing tho... there is literally nothing that you need on uber eats groceries wise that couldnt wait until the next morning for you to walk your ass down to the supermarket, OR, right, OR.... do your supermarket shopping online and get the 'home delivery' option... from the supermarket... which is usually cheaper.
YEAH BRUZ I WANNA ORDER A SAUSAGE ROLL ANNA BREAD ANNA 2 LITRE MILK FROM THA SERVO. THE FUCKS THIS SHIT CARNT $120 BUCKS FER FUCKEN BREAD MILK ANNA SAUSAGE ROLL FUCKEN CENNERLINK DOG CUNTS STARVING ME KIDS DAZZA GIMME THA FUCKEN PIPE I NEEDA PUFF TRUNK BETTER GIBS DEM WEEDS MEN DA MONEYS
[ + ] HelenHighwater
[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 17:38:33 ago (+1/-0)
I have used these services in the past. Once my cable modem died and I was able to have one delivered within an hour. It was clutch. Americans have always used delivery. Milk was delivered, ice, meat, and pizzas. Why is it so mentally taxing for you to extend that convenience to more businesses?
[ + ] PoundOfFlesh
[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 17:51:10 ago (+0/-0)
Nigger wtf are you talking about. I don't live in a city.
Were those delivered by niggers and jeets who expected 5-star ratings on some dumb app?
You completely missed the point of the post, faggot. It's not about all delivery. It's about this brand of particular delivery services and how those ecosystems operate.
[ + ] Gowithit
[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 17:54:52 ago (+0/-0)
Some food pantries deliver. That was a new one.
[ + ] WNwoman
[ - ] WNwoman 1 point 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 17:46:05 ago (+1/-0)
I have done Uber a few times when I’m with other people. Once we had a nig driver who claimed one of us puked in his backseat and wanted $100 cleaning fee which was a complete lie. I went round and round with them till they finally dropped it.
[ + ] PoundOfFlesh
[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 17:52:31 ago (+0/-0)
Niggers and poojeets are scammers and bullshitters.
[ + ] Cunty
[ - ] Cunty 1 point 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 03:17:39 ago (+1/-0)
I. Haven't been on public transport in nearly 40 years either.
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 19:50:44 ago (+0/-0)*
you bet your fucking ass youve used uber eats son.
aint anywhere else i was ever able to get jerked chicken and cornbread. some random food van called 'the jamaican jerky truck' that was always sketchy on hours and then disappeared entirely (not common food here) fuckin amazing.
downside is ordering from one place because theyve got a bunch of different shit, getting it, and its fucking... disgustingly inedible... a couple of nights later 'oh a new place... hangon this menu is the same as the last one... sos this menu... and this one... and.... wait all 7 of these are the exact same fucking business with the same shitty ass food under different names.
trust my experience brosefs.
Taxi - ok where i live is bang on the outskirts of the state capital in mountains. any time between around 8pm and 6am i am absolutely forced to play a little game i like to call 'taxi vs uber' in which i actually have to book both, and see which one actually shows up before cancelling the other. there are plenty of people around who literally have taxi drivers on call, or book regular jobs with them, but ive sat there and watched both taxi and uber apps bounce repeatedly between 'your cab is on its way' and 'we are finding you a new driver' for up to an hour and a half.
the best request i got was getting a phonecall saying 'im on the other side of the mountain, i cant get you' 'bitch i dont give a shit where you are i just booked an uber to get me somewhere, if you want to cancel the fuckin ride, do it yourself, and ill rate you accordingly' - dude showed up. wasnt happy. i didnt give a fuck. back in my own wheels again now anyway.
youre right on the grocery thing tho... there is literally nothing that you need on uber eats groceries wise that couldnt wait until the next morning for you to walk your ass down to the supermarket, OR, right, OR.... do your supermarket shopping online and get the 'home delivery' option... from the supermarket... which is usually cheaper.
YEAH BRUZ I WANNA ORDER A SAUSAGE ROLL ANNA BREAD ANNA 2 LITRE MILK FROM THA SERVO. THE FUCKS THIS SHIT CARNT $120 BUCKS FER FUCKEN BREAD MILK ANNA SAUSAGE ROLL FUCKEN CENNERLINK DOG CUNTS STARVING ME KIDS DAZZA GIMME THA FUCKEN PIPE I NEEDA PUFF TRUNK BETTER GIBS DEM WEEDS MEN DA MONEYS