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Mother duck adopts orphaned ducklings without any hesitation

submitted by Dingo to AnimalsBeingBros 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 12:46:50 ago (+45/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/hx3vzv.mp4



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[ - ] Trumpman1488 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 18:32:17 ago (+2/-1)

White women when they see un-adopted rapefugees

[ - ] ModernGuilt 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 21:20:35 ago (+2/-1)

Stole the words from my mouth

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 12:50:55 ago (+2/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy werahh duh jewish duhhkz tuh teech duhhhhh yunguh wonz havink childrenz izza boidin?! Kvetch!

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 15:32:53 ago (+2/-0)

TIL birds flock

[ - ] OnTime 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 16:07:50 ago (+2/-0)

Ducks are the among the best of all birds. And certainly the best of all swimming birds.

They seem to have more natural empathy than many of the human races / hominid species.

[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 17:01:57 ago (+3/-0)

among the best of all birds

Also the only bird that gang rapes and female ducks have three passageway for their vagina because they get raped so at least they can choose which mallard actually impregnates them.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 18:15:12 ago (+1/-0)

Wow you are right. They are the only birds with penises. The “elaborate” vaginas evolved because of the rape https://nypost.com/2017/05/06/dont-be-fooled-ducks-are-sadistic-raping-monsters/

[ - ] Love240 -1 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 18:35:52 ago (+2/-3)

'Evolved'. So you have examples of 'un-evolved' duck vaginas as proof that they evolved, right?
Didn't think so.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 23:12:46 ago (+0/-0)

/slow clap

if you think stories of single men that lived 1000 generations at a time that begat that begat that begat that begat is describing something other than 'evolution for dummies' then you might just be kent hovind.

now lets talk about how to this day, about why 'but she was wet so she wanted it' is not a good indicator of willingness to ride the double backed beast.

in humans.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 23:28:27 ago (+1/-0)

Cool non-answer.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 16:50:42 ago (+1/-0)

They're fuckin nasty as pets though

[ - ] anrach 8 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 15:55:05 ago (+8/-0)

That's one fine mother-ducker 🦆