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Wife wants to take the kids on a cruise, any suggestions?

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to AskUpgoat 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:24:24 ago (+10/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

We've never been on a cruise, so we would probably book air and cruise together to make it simple (?). 4 kids, from 4 to 15, so we'd need activities for all age ranges.
Any suggestions, experiences, warnings? What should I know about before booking/leaving/aboard ship/etc?


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[ - ] dingbat 20 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:29:26 ago (+20/-0)

My honest suggestion? Don’t do it. There are niggers all over cruise ships and they ruin EVERYTHING. And you’ll be stuck on a ship with them. They eat like cows and hog the pool area. On cruises, on days you’re at port, you’re also held to a strict time limit, so the days can feel quite rushed. And forget about the sea sickness, it’s a real thing.
You’re much better off going to a large all-inclusive family resort that has everything you need. You will also be able to leave the resort for excursions.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:20:08 ago (+2/-0)

In Europe, we don't have the nigger problem in cruise ships yet. So he can fly over and get into one. But they cater to the boomers though and less to kids.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 13:07:20 ago (+0/-0)

IF OP insists on going... https://www.cruisesheet.com for the best deals.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 14:07:11 ago (+2/-0)

The cheap cruises are the ones niggers pick too.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:40:33 ago (+0/-0)

Suggestions for an all inclusive resort? In America, of course, not going to mehico.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:14:12 ago (+2/-0)

Wilderness of the Smokies in the winter. Indoor water slides that take you outside for a part of the slide. Just imagine sliding down a water slide inside then being outside, maybe even with snow falling, and then back inside for the ending.

I've never been there but the people that I know who have been there absolutely Love it.

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:35:57 ago (+1/-0)

Yes! My family did a log cabin in the Smokies one summer. We’d drive to Gatlinburg, TN to do the “city stuff”. Great idea.

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:17:59 ago (+0/-0)

How long ago was this? I went to Gatlinburg in 1992 and it was a quaint little tourist trap and Pigeon Forge had barely anything. I went again in 2012 and Gatlinburg was mostly the same with just an updated facade but Pigeon Forge turned into a huge tourist trap with all sorts of touristy stuff. The hard part was getting through all the traffic in Sevierville.

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:57:50 ago (+1/-0)*

Gatlinburg used to be nice. It is now an even nastier version of South of the Border. Overpriced. Full of yankees and assorted fatties. Way too many blacks. I liked it the way it was way back when. It was just a corny little place to go see a different face or two and a cheap good meal. The journey there was more important than getting there. My mountains are being ruined.

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 12:21:24 ago (+0/-0)

That is really sad to hear. Not sure why niggers go all the way out to Gatlinburg but they do ruin every place they go to.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 12:13:44 ago (+1/-0)

We've done wilderness in WI Dells every spring for many years. It's pretty cool, and sounds similar to the Smokies version.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 12:40:24 ago (+0/-0)

Nevermind the ping, you're aware of the same ownership.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 12:39:25 ago (+0/-0)

@AugustineOfHippo2 - Wilderness of the Smokies is by the same people that built Wilderness in the Wisconsin Dells.

Same experience, just in Tennessee.

Is the intent to flee winter for a bit? Ever consider Florida panhandle / Gulf Shores, Alabama?

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 13:02:51 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, based on comments here, I'm gonna think about staying land-based and hit up something in FL or TX. Disney or some other kid attraction.
Just something to give memories to the kids and get out of the house so the wife isn't too stir crazy.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 13:34:28 ago (+0/-0)

If you end up driving to Florida, consider a stop here.

https://silversprings.com/

Glass bottom boats are the biggest thing I remember from the first few trips to Florida.

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:52:41 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:25:27 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] inaminit 7 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:39:35 ago (+7/-0)

I think it hilarious that you have forgotten how those cruise ship companies treated passengers during covid. How can you even consider putting yourself and family at risk of having your rights taken away on a whim? OP MUST be an American.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 3 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:43:29 ago (+3/-0)

I haven't forgotten, but if I were to boycott anyone for COVID behavior, I would be boycotting everyone and everything everywhere.

[ - ] Belfuro 3 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:24:59 ago (+3/-0)

Consider hiring a catamaran with a captain and wife pro boaties couple to sail and cook for you around say.

Caribbean or Adriatic.

They look awesome.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 12:11:40 ago (+2/-0)

Kinda like a VRBO or Airbnb for boats, sounds cool.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 14:17:19 ago (+1/-0)*

I've done this before, its an awesome time. The yachties are generally awesome people, and almost exclusively white. There are lots of deserted islands to explore and chill on. It's the best.
Sea-sickness can be an issue on smaller boats if you don't have your sea-legs. They have pills for that though.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:15:43 ago (+2/-0)

If you're going to take a cruise, cruise up to Alaska. Very few niggers on those cruises. The crowd is generally a bit older, but there are boats with plenty to do for kids. And the boats are generally smaller than the super sized behemoths which roam the Caribbean.

On top of that Alaska is a once-in-a-lifetime thing to see. It's quite incredible, unlike any other place you could travel to. Very worth it.

[ - ] WNwoman 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:36:24 ago (+2/-0)

Unless you are springing for a very expensive high end cruise, it sucks. Nogs, pajeets, and obese trash everywhere. The foreigners have no sense of personal space and the people gorging at the buffet is revolting.

There are lots of things for kids to do so if you’re ok dealing with all that for a few days in a confined space, they will enjoy it.

My best cruise experience was to Alaska because it was mostly elderly Whites who knew how to behave and were there for the scenery and not the goy slop.

[ - ] Anotherone 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:17:40 ago (+1/-0)

Having toured a few vessels i will advise you NOT to do this, tell your wife no and assert your role within the marriage, but offer compromise.

These ships are all worn down and floating petri dishes. Sickness and STDs are prevalent on them, as is sexual predators and crime.

Now that niggers are nearing middle class these ships are full of them, and I mean mostly niggers that are highly intoxicated and violent.

May not fly but here are some ideas.

Disney in Florida for halloween. Not many in the park around this time and rates are way lower.

Salem after halloween for the history at least, DC to see the Smithsonian museums. Belive me that this is amazing and being able to see things like the original us constitution is powerful.

Just stay away from as much corporations as you can if possible.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:49:44 ago (+1/-0)

Disney in Florida for halloween

Wouldn't suggesting a park that supports pedophiles and sex trafficking.

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:13:54 ago (+1/-0)

If you have the money, I say go with a cruise on Viking Cruise lines. But they are really expensive.

Others have mentioned Alaska cruises as there are typically much fewer niggers

If you must go on a warmer cruise, whatever you do, do NOT go on Carnival. That's where all the niggers are. Go with Royal Caribbean if you must but you just have to pay extra.

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:38:09 ago (+1/-0)

You can shoot skeet off the back of the boat on the cruise from Vancouver to Fairbanks. I loved it.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:52:14 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not sure what type of skeet he's referring to. 🤔

[ - ] registereduser 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:15:38 ago (+1/-0)

Sure, it's not like some government can lock that ship down and trap you in it for months over some manufactured crisis like coflew.

[ - ] JustALover 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:32:29 ago (+1/-0)

Absolutely not.

I agree with the others so far.

First (dingbat): niggers / wetbacks & other non-whites.
Second (isnark): sea-sickness for weeks.
Third: no freedom. You want off? Too bad, you're stuck there.
Fourth: what are you looking to experience, other than tons of ocean? Why not hire a house near the sea if you want the ocean? Or hire a house near a lake if you want water?
Fifth: why not do something nice at home instead? Why must one flee one's home to enjoy oneself?
Sixth: Nigger.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:39:35 ago (+0/-0)

Definitely worried about first and sixth. I've seen a few videos...

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:37:35 ago (+0/-0)

#5 is the real question.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 13:30:36 ago (+1/-0)

Women and children. They always "think" they have to "get away" in order to have fun or feeeelz like they have had a "break".

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2024 01:01:14 ago (+0/-0)

I always figure one’s life must suck hard if they are always trying to get away from it.
I have friends with $50k trailers they use three times a year.
Idiots with timeshares.
Dumbfucks that go on cruises.
Retards with boats and quads they never use.
And, if they do use any of these things and go anywhere, they are sure to send picturedps of their triumphant travels.
Like I care.
I live in the country where I’m happy just being at home.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:22:30 ago (+0/-0)

Usually, boomers go on a cruise just for the food.

[ - ] beece 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 23:39:00 ago (+0/-0)

Dude who worked for me took his kid on a Disney cruise. They spent just over $13,000 of money they didn't have for the 3 of them.

You can lead a horse to water, but you cant cure retardation. Some people want wealth, some just want the apprearence of wealth. Best of all, we all get to choose.

[ - ] duke_cannon 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 17:56:11 ago (+0/-0)

Develop seasickness before you go

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 16:40:58 ago (+0/-0)

Take a "road" trip to a National or State Park,less niggers = less hassles.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 14:55:48 ago (+0/-0)*

A cruise is just "Las Vegas on a very tiny floating island".
They would probably rather go to Jellystone Park.
But, otherwise, just go to Las Vegas.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 15:50:42 ago (+0/-0)

Good point. I know in recent years Vegas has added lots of kid stuff, I'll have to look into it.

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:24:51 ago (+0/-0)

Unless it's an exclusive, very expensive cruise, you will be inundated with niggers, and mainland chinese.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:12:00 ago (+0/-0)

Spend extra and go on a nice line that niggers can't afford. Avoid Carnival, especially the short cruises.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:05:12 ago (+0/-0)

My sister has taken our mom on an Alaskan cruise a couple times. I think they're fairly nigger-free. At least I've never seen any in the scrapbook photos.

I used to want to go on cruises when I was younger, now the mere thought of being on board a giant petri dish over open water with thousands of idiots that know nothing about seafaering? Nah, no thanks.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:29:04 ago (+0/-0)

I've never been on a large moving ship...

You don't have to answer this, but consider, if any of your children suffer from car-sickness, if so, a cruise may be a bit of a struggle for them, and maybe for Yourself & the Mrs.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:37:05 ago (+0/-0)

My wife does get car sick if she is not in the passenger seat...

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 12:42:52 ago (+1/-0)

Ginger pills do wonders.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:40:12 ago (+0/-0)

OH NO!!! There are pills that she can take that eliminate or reduce the motion sickness, maybe best to talk to your Physician before you go to get a script, Just in case.