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Jaguar has released the most faggiest, ugliest, and repulsive advertisement I've ever seen

submitted by dulcima to Retarded 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:04:54 ago (+56/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/1osshc.mp4



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[ - ] Tallest_Skil 26 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:19:22 ago (+26/-0)

copy nothing

Except for every single piece of corporate advertising for the last 20 years, right?

Faguar

[ - ] Ragnar 7 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:33:18 ago (+7/-0)

Faguar forever now lol

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:48:59 ago (+2/-0)

You win the comment section

I will only refer to jaguar cars as faguars

[ - ] Dingo 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 15:15:14 ago (+2/-0)

Faguar

This really does cover it. Like, fully.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 17:17:12 ago (+1/-0)

Pronunced 'Fag-you-are', the fancy faggots.

[ - ] Freespeechplease 24 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:40:01 ago (+24/-0)

There wasn't even a car in the ad, is Jaguar a clothing company who shares a name with the car company?

[ - ] MaryXmas 22 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:51:18 ago (+22/-0)

Cars?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 17 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:07:11 ago (+17/-0)

Couldn't get past 6 seconds, it's fucking demented...fuck Jag

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 12 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:05:16 ago (+12/-0)

How does this sell cars? What the fuck?

[ - ] JustALover 8 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:09:45 ago (+8/-0)

Burgers?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:25:11 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] Bonanza 4 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:57:46 ago (+4/-0)

Cars?

[ - ] HelenHighwater 4 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:34:11 ago (+4/-0)

Cars?

[ - ] HelenHighwater 4 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:34:11 ago (+4/-0)

Cars?

[ - ] boekanier 12 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:11:17 ago (+12/-0)

yeah, disgusting

[ - ] Prairie 9 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:08:34 ago (+9/-0)

Burge... <whatever the fuck their product is>?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 8 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:53:31 ago (+8/-0)

They're going full electric next year if that is any indication of whats going on.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 5 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:13:30 ago (+5/-0)

Because they're not paying attention to sales numbers of electric cars? Cadillac is doing the same. Meanwhile Ford can't move them off the lot and is pausing production.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:03:41 ago (+3/-0)

Shit sandwich on white

Shit sandwich on wheat

Shit sandwich on rye

add cheese

*We have plenty of options on our menu, which would you like?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 18:12:16 ago (+0/-0)

Doesn't matter, the jews who control them make money through other means. The enshitification will continue.

[ - ] DitchPig 3 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:57:53 ago (+3/-0)

Fucking really?

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 8 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:06:43 ago (+8/-0)

I dunno. Jaguar cars are pretty faggy, ugly, and repulsive

[ - ] iSnark 7 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:08:33 ago (+7/-0)

Consider yourself LUCKY if they even work!

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:29:04 ago (+5/-4)

You know what’s not repulsive? Your dick pics. Why don’t you post them

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 4 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:49:26 ago (+4/-0)

AYO MY DIK BE SHY DONT LIKE SOCIAL MEDIA

[ - ] WNwoman 7 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:39:45 ago (+7/-0)

Gross. I’m embarrassed for them.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 7 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:35:41 ago (+7/-0)

oh fuck that.

that officially completely kills off my life long love affair with jaguar cars.

i would not mind an FGX Falcon tho, whoever designed that sucker looked at an XF jaguar and said 'we're doing that' - very sexy car.

[ - ] bobdole9 6 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:27:41 ago (+6/-0)

If the goal is to sell a dystopian nightmare, A+

[ - ] mikenigger 5 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:45:03 ago (+5/-0)

jaguar is owned by a poo in the street company called tata

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:35:56 ago (+1/-0)

Explains it

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:16:53 ago (+0/-0)

Oddly enough these poo powered vehicles are all over Sydney.

Wonder why? 🤔

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 5 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:07:00 ago (+5/-0)

Welcome to the machine

[ - ] DitchPig 4 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:57:29 ago (+5/-1)

Noped out as soon as the elevator opened.

And now I no longer want to own a Jaguar.

[ - ] coldsoak 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 15:08:46 ago (+1/-0)

I picture Sean Connery screaming to get out of that elevator!

[ - ] GreatSatan -1 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 13:45:58 ago (+0/-1)

You couldn’t afford it anyways, pedo

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 13:57:04 ago (+0/-0)

Neck yourself, fucking kike.

[ - ] GreatSatan -1 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 13:58:20 ago (+0/-1)

ok jidf, we see you

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 14:00:53 ago (+0/-0)

Rope immediately, kike.

[ - ] GreatSatan -1 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 20:18:19 ago (+0/-1)

Eat shit race mixer. Your children will be deported

[ - ] iSnark 4 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:07:39 ago (+4/-0)

THIS is the type of SHIT that Nazi's fought against!

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 4 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:31:33 ago (+4/-0)

Bring back the NSDAP in all of its glory.

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 16:08:27 ago (+0/-0)

But the VW adds are getting weird too, if I recall.

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 12:00:40 ago (+3/-0)

Nigger faggots, and they didn’t even show a car.

[ - ] Bonanza 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 21:34:35 ago (+1/-0)

Car?

[ - ] LookFat 3 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:01:18 ago (+3/-0)

Is this the car? What are they advertising for?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:15:37 ago (+1/-0)

Degenerate yids

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 13:21:59 ago (+0/-0)

The trannies make sense to represent the car because once these cars are self driving your car will have a high probability of suiciding itself.

[ - ] Darwintroll 3 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:26:54 ago (+3/-0)

So they're using dick and balls to sell a rock?

[ - ] ProudRebel 3 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:19:44 ago (+3/-0)

Never like jags anyway. They're shit cars.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:18:48 ago (+3/-0)

Understatement. I knew a guy who collected and worked on old Jags, RRs, and Bents. The service manuals were enormous tomes full of bullshit.

He'd spent half a year getting one car to run, and two weeks later it would be parked behind the shed again.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 12:12:52 ago (+0/-0)

My dad loves his x type. He’s been driving it for 20 years. Its a nice car to drive. Few problems.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 12:55:22 ago (+0/-0)

That was when Ford owned Jaguar.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 13:30:29 ago (+1/-0)

Qualitiy has gone way down since then eh? Its pajeet owned now I think?

[ - ] Bonanza 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 17:45:38 ago (+1/-0)*

It's currently a division of Jaguar Land Rover, which is HQ'd in the UK.

Edit: Turns out that Jaguar Land Rover is a subdivision of Tata Motors, so yeah, Jaguar is indeed pajeet owned. Sneaky buggers...

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 6 monthsNov 21, 2024 10:58:45 ago (+1/-0)

Jag engineering and reliability have always been subpar but for the Ford years it was acceptable. Ford did the same when they owned Aston Martin.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 3 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:06:29 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:31:46 ago (+2/-0)

Are they now marketing to a tiny population that can’t at all afford to buy any car? Are they selling their cars on ebt now?

[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:02:10 ago (+2/-0)

1 million views.
400 likes...

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:18:07 ago (+2/-0)

Yep that's about 1% or wrong if your a bigot.

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:35:37 ago (+1/-0)


.04% approval rate of the ad.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:52:39 ago (+2/-0)

I watched it 3 times (I have a pretty strong stomach). Jaguar sells cars, right?

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 16:04:27 ago (+0/-0)

Jaguar sells cars, right?

It doesn't seem likely, given the ad.

[ - ] 2girls1cup 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 15:29:27 ago (+1/-0)

Tata Motors, an Indian company, owns Jaguar. Blame the marketing agency they hired. I personally would never buy a car from a company owned by dot heads.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 20:22:16 ago (+1/-0)

Didn't know the dotheads had Jaguar. Guess I just assumed it was still British.

Be that as it may, these dothead executives signed off on this ad. They would have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on it. They knew what they were getting before releasing it into the wild...

[ - ] 2girls1cup 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 22:34:54 ago (+1/-0)*

Probably. British auto industry has been auctioned off a long time ago. Volkswagen owns Rolls Royce now. BMW owns Bentley and Mini Cooper, Mercedes or Daimler AG owns Austin Martin. Ford used to own Jaguar but I guess it wasn't profitable enough and they sold it off.

The US financial war repayments against Britain forced it to keep its currency at a high rate and open the Common Wealth markets after WW2 which effectively bankrupted the British auto industry and made exports uncompetitive from the high exchange rate cost.

It's too bad. I've always liked the classic Jaguars.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 12:53:50 ago (+1/-0)

Weird because last I heard Jaguar isn’t manufacturing any vehicles for a year or so until they release a new model.

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 16:07:42 ago (+0/-0)

release a new model

In one context, the ad would make more sense. i.e. that they are "captives" ... otherwise who (with a soul) would act in such a way on camera? Well, they're clearly slaves in one fashion or anoher.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 12:10:16 ago (+1/-0)

Look at the replies this is getting on X . They are getting roasted. Even Elon has piled on.

https://nittter.poast.org/jaguar

[ - ] oyveyo 3 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 12:22:03 ago (+3/-0)

"Any publicity is good publicity." --Some jew

[ - ] recon_johnny 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:53:27 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty sure this is made for UK market. Maybe that explains something, but seriously, wtf? What happened to the actual coolness and mechanics of 20 years ago.

Fucking faggots, degenerates, and kikes (but I repeat myself) ruin literally everything.

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:39:14 ago (+1/-0)

Jaguars are for intersectional faggots. Got it.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:19:05 ago (+1/-0)

Cars?

[ - ] NeonGreen 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:36:55 ago (+1/-0)

They're selling boulders?

[ - ] DieselForever 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:35:16 ago (+1/-0)

I honestly thought this was some American brand with the same name. Jaugar land rover really trying to unalive themselves now. This will really help to stop the Chinese from flooding our roads with cars

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 21:05:38 ago (+0/-0)

A lot of comments up in here

[ - ] JoesLegHair 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 15:31:53 ago (+0/-0)

It doesn't even show a car...

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 13:36:03 ago (+0/-0)

I hit the back button after one second, cursing

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 12:53:46 ago (+0/-0)

this is just ole plain demoralization stuff. i just dont pay attention to it anymore.

i just watched 3 seconds of this clip and just shut it off. pure faggotry

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 12:18:51 ago (+0/-0)

Faguar

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:53:49 ago (+0/-0)

I'd been considering one briefly as my wife's next car.
If this is how they're directing their brand image - I think I'll pass.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:48:21 ago (+0/-0)

Did they learn nothing from budlight?

I mean what the fuck

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 12:57:38 ago (+0/-0)

if you think they are doing this for economic reasons .....https://media1.tenor.com/m/UXCZufvjXHcAAAAd/gg-jk.gif

[ - ] CasualObserver 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:19:10 ago (+0/-0)

it seems to have worked as we are here watching and commenting on it.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:22:51 ago (+2/-0)

Doubt anyone is rushing out to buy the cars though.

Jaguar is also being eviscerated in the comments on X.

[ - ] CasualObserver 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:54:54 ago (+0/-0)

probably a tangential goal. this seems like demoralization to me.

[ - ] edmundo 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:14:56 ago (+0/-0)

Is this from the jaguar car company? What the hell is this supposed to be?

[ - ] King_Leopold_II 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:53:30 ago (+0/-0)

Might be a good time to short sell jaguar’s parent company Tata Motors.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:16:50 ago (+0/-0)

I saw that a few days ago, I couldn’t comprehend what they were selling. It is certainly is faggy.

[ - ] ArcturianDeathTrap -1 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:06:14 ago (+0/-1)

And those mouthskullfucked redcoats are using the infante, single-storey 'a'

With low-vision, faraway, abrasion & decay, new people, small print, it'll look like:

joguor

[ - ] registereduser -1 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:55:44 ago (+0/-1)

Yes, brits are gay faggots.

No news here.

[ - ] Sleazy -3 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:50:14 ago (+0/-3)

Jaguar has been bought and sold half a dozen times the last 40 years, and the current corporate ownership is intent on killing the brand. It another step on the slow walk to the white genocide.

You know the joke about boiling frogs.. you're the frog

Bet you dont jump

You're a pussy and a faggot and you're going to make nothing happen as your kind gets erased

Fuck you

[ - ] dulcima [op] 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:02:21 ago (+1/-0)

What?

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:21:18 ago (+1/-0)

The Jaguar of today bears no resemblance to the Jaguar of 40 years ago and prior

[ - ] Sal_180 -5 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:40:51 ago (+0/-5)

And of course, retards are offended by the ad

[ - ] dulcima [op] 6 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:51:54 ago (+6/-0)

Normal intelligent people find the grossness, the distortion, the uglification of everything deeply offensive, yes.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 11:20:42 ago (+1/-0)

That's what the voters were fatigued with.

That and degenerate yids and privileged nogs.

[ - ] Sal_180 -3 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:14:02 ago (+0/-3)

Normal people mind their own business and don't get offended by a car brand ad.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 4 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:22:49 ago (+4/-0)

You seem very happy living in the decline of Western civilisation.

I actually shouldn't have said "offensive" in my previous comment. A more accurate description is abhorrence. Disgust and aversion are also apt.

Libshits get offended. I'll try to remember to be more accurate in future.

[ - ] Sal_180 -3 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:40:11 ago (+0/-3)

You seem very happy living in the decline of Western civilisation

Lol, it's an ad. Don't buy their product if you don't like it. But something with an ad that doesn't offend you. That's how the world works.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:20:09 ago (+2/-0)

And the Jaguar customer base who are repulsed by this ad won't buy the cars and Jaguar collapses.

That's how capitalism works.

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 15:49:02 ago (+0/-0)

No shit sherlock, that's what I just said. Jaguar has already collapsed so they can try this method to see if anything changes

[ - ] dulcima [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 20:32:46 ago (+0/-0)

Is Jaguar making a profit?
Jaguar Land Rover posted its highest quarterly profits since 2017 as its sales hit a new record, it has been revealed. The automotive giant has reported pre-tax profits of £627m, up from the £265m it reported during the same period in 2022. JLR also posted a revenue of £7.4bn for its third quarter, up 22 per cent.2 Feb 2024

No, Jaguar has not collapsed. Not yet, anyway...

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 6 monthsNov 21, 2024 08:29:41 ago (+0/-0)

Land Rovers afe selling, Jaguars aren't. They recently stopped selling anything in the UK

[ - ] zongongo 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:21:40 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe Your type of normal. Weirdo.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 12:55:55 ago (+0/-0)

I just don’t like niggers and faggots

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 15:50:57 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, so you're offended. Like a whining bitch