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African Superman

submitted by Motorweed to Hiddenlol 6 monthsNov 18, 2024 20:14:22 ago (+44/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/u175n9.mp4



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[ - ] Rotteuxx 12 points 6 monthsNov 18, 2024 20:16:58 ago (+12/-0)

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 7 points 6 monthsNov 18, 2024 20:25:52 ago (+7/-0)

I can always count on you. Sooo much better with the wails and screams, it really makes it pop.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 3 points 6 monthsNov 18, 2024 20:39:08 ago (+3/-0)

Faggot OP beat me to posting it. Fucking gaylord!

[ - ] VitaminSieg 11 points 6 monthsNov 18, 2024 22:14:19 ago (+11/-0)

Good thing they rescued him

[ - ] puremadness 3 points 6 monthsNov 18, 2024 23:06:59 ago (+3/-0)

lmao

[ - ] Dingo 8 points 6 monthsNov 18, 2024 22:24:47 ago (+8/-0)

It turns out the kryptonite for black superman is simply water.

This reminds me of a very important statistical lesson ... never ignore the base rate.

[ - ] con77 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 07:32:48 ago (+0/-0)

FUKN A!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 6 points 6 monthsNov 18, 2024 20:15:55 ago (+6/-0)

did he fuck himself up or was he just playing

doesnt look like he moves after the jump but could be fucking around.
the mud that cam up after it tho would indicate that was fucking shallow water.

ive watched this a couple of times. im about 99% sure that guy is unconcious there, and the amount of time he was face down means hes probably ingested a bunch of water too.

if nigga dont get to dry land nigga bout to drown if he hasnt already.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 4 points 6 monthsNov 18, 2024 20:18:01 ago (+4/-0)

I'd say he hit pretty hard, sandals came off so...

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 7 points 6 monthsNov 18, 2024 20:19:16 ago (+7/-0)

i think that dude unalived himself.

[ - ] registereduser 4 points 6 monthsNov 18, 2024 20:33:39 ago (+4/-0)

Definitely possible, there's rocks all over and clearly the water was about a foot deep where his head crashed.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 6 monthsNov 18, 2024 20:44:14 ago (+1/-0)

how do you say 'backflip' in swahili? do they even have a word for it?

i guess its kind of too late now anyway.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 09:21:18 ago (+0/-0)

Flippity flippity flupe. It's only in the present tense though, and refers to all flipping, as well as hippos

[ - ] DitchPig 3 points 6 monthsNov 18, 2024 21:30:57 ago (+3/-0)

They have him in exactly the opposite of the recovery position (laying on the side) so he's at the very least drowning as he's being carried away.

An impact like that is enough to snap your neck, though.

[ - ] con77 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 07:34:09 ago (+2/-0)

it is indeed

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:32:16 ago (+1/-0)

dont think they have 'bronze star' rescue swimming classes in... wherever they are.

on the upside if i ever decide to immigrate somewhere, there, id finally have a few rare skills to exploit for money. if i could live long enough to exploit them.

PS can you fuckin imagine being a white pool lifeguard in zimbabwe? thats either gonna be pure terror or pure heaven depending on how afraid the locals are of water.

[ - ] Cunty 4 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 03:09:00 ago (+4/-0)

Fuck that was funny, what a fucking moron.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 6 monthsNov 18, 2024 21:46:15 ago (+4/-0)

They're getting him into the deeper water where he should've been jumping to but there's no rain check on this one

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 03:18:24 ago (+3/-0)

He was aiming for the shallowest spot, lol.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:30:16 ago (+2/-0)

if he had pulled it off i would have given him a 10. there is something kind of funny about a dickhead throwing themselves off something, planking it, and letting nature take its course.

i find myself unable to laugh too hard at anything that ends a life these days. too much 'laughter' in 'slaughter' i guess.

ahem

[ - ] con77 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:25:52 ago (+0/-0)

Well ain't you the poet!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 20:14:26 ago (+0/-0)

Dont you knowit

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 00:28:43 ago (+3/-0)

What's their average IQ, 60?

[ - ] con77 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 07:34:44 ago (+1/-0)

around there

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 6 monthsNov 18, 2024 21:57:56 ago (+3/-0)

That one monkey got so excited that he filmed it, but when he realized super nig nigged his last nog he looked like he just lost on a $1 scratch off ticket.

[ - ] DitchPig 3 points 6 monthsNov 18, 2024 21:28:57 ago (+3/-0)

Fatality.

[ - ] TALKLOL 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 05:34:08 ago (+2/-0)

Dude about drowns and that one nig keeps splashing water on him, nig at the end dunks him.
Zero brain activity.

[ - ] Wolfspider 2 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 00:32:25 ago (+2/-0)

Literally rock fished.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 2 points 6 monthsNov 18, 2024 21:16:20 ago (+2/-0)

Niggers can’t swim. Lol

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 6 monthsNov 18, 2024 23:07:34 ago (+1/-0)

Swimming wouldn't have helped in that situation.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 23:18:23 ago (+0/-0)*

no but there are a lot of them so if i was to go over there i would have an endless supply of potential customers and africa being africa no ones really going to notice if i did a shit job and they never got back.

"uh yeah um about that.... i think he mumbled something about.... 'gibraltar' well you and i know you cant swim to gibraltar from here in the red sea but he just wouldnt listen...."

(cant swim there from morocco. or row there. youll get sucked into the atlantic real quick.)

[ - ] King_Leopold_II 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 10:03:06 ago (+1/-0)

That nigger thought jumping into water wouldn’t hurt his health bar.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 08:30:18 ago (+1/-0)

Is he gonna be ok?

[ - ] Cunty 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 07:55:47 ago (+1/-0)

@paul_neri, try this bud and let us know how you get on, it might stimulate your brain just enough to stop you posting shit.

Tia

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 18:10:10 ago (+1/-0)

Good Lord, dude, I might hurt myself!

[ - ] Cunty 0 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2024 02:26:14 ago (+0/-0)

No, you will be fine once you get up to speed, you may need more of a runway though as you're old.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 6 monthsNov 20, 2024 02:29:17 ago (+1/-0)

Oh!

[ - ] con77 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 07:36:04 ago (+1/-0)

DARWIN AWARD

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 6 monthsNov 19, 2024 01:49:39 ago (+1/-0)

he was convinced he could fly, or more likely, he thought the water was much deeper. Of course, it could also be that he was just the village idiot trying to attract some attention