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What's The Most Niggerish Way To Die?

submitted by Scyber to AskUpgoat 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 23:37:40 ago (+12/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

I'd say getting murdered on a basketball court from a drive-by


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[ - ] Master_Foo 18 points 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 23:42:39 ago (+19/-1)

Dying in a fire because there is no battery in the fire alarm.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 7 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 00:08:30 ago (+7/-0)

Culled by clothes hanger from womb.

[ - ] Trope 7 points 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 23:41:11 ago (+7/-0)

Your wife live-streaming herself waving around a loaded pistol with her finger on the trigger accidentally blowing out your brains in the car as you sit next to her.

But there’s a twist: You survive.

[ - ] ChatGPT 6 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 01:23:11 ago (+6/-0)

I love stories where some niggers get killed while attending a funeral for some punk ass nigger. Those warm the cockles of my heart.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 4 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 07:08:19 ago (+4/-0)

One around here tried to jump in the water to swim away from the cops while handcuffed, he immediately drowned.

[ - ] prominent_proboscis 3 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 05:21:03 ago (+3/-0)

cannibalized by hungrier niggers

[ - ] Hobama 2 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 05:57:27 ago (+2/-0)

Fentanyl overdose while resisting arrest for a crime.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 02:50:58 ago (+2/-0)

Hanging from a tree.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 01:36:27 ago (+2/-0)

od'ing on heroin because you thought it would give your grape drank a bit of a kick

or dosing up on weed and fentanyl, robbing a pregnant woman, dosing up again, then shoot at cops, run, and fight them when they catch up with you.

Floyd died of drug induced heart failure, as per the coroners report.
Derek Chauvin is 100% innocent.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 09:38:18 ago (+1/-0)

Derek and any other faggotkike cop that has been trained by Israelis to knee on necks should be shot on site like the dogs they like to murder.

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 05:58:39 ago (+0/-0)

If only they could resurrect my nigga so that Derek could actually crush his windpipe to death.

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 00:38:12 ago (+2/-0)

Aids

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 00:02:24 ago (+2/-0)

Burned alive.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 00:09:23 ago (+1/-0)

Ah, the car tire aficionado.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 01:36:45 ago (+0/-0)

pretty sure thats mexicans that do that.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 02:51:59 ago (+3/-0)*

He's probably referring to "neclacing", which, iirc, was a South African thing.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 09:19:17 ago (+0/-0)

Im thinking 0f this thing im sure was mex8cans where they put them in a pile of tyres (not a pile like a half body height stack with the victim standing in the middle of them like a vertical human axle) and set the tyres on fire.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 09:39:52 ago (+0/-0)

Pretty sure Mexicans have a thing with flesh and taking as much of it off of you while you are still alive.

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 23:49:59 ago (+2/-0)

Suicide

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 23:47:16 ago (+2/-0)

Burn down your section ape apartment by using too many extension cords and/or candles because couldn’t pay the power bill.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 04:09:36 ago (+1/-0)

The White girl’s dad blows your head off for trying to rape his daughter after breaking into your house looking for a bike to steal.

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 03:28:17 ago (+1/-0)

Twerked to death by a giant badunkadunk

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 09:21:09 ago (+0/-0)

SNUUU SNUUUUUUU!

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 02:00:04 ago (+1/-0)

Choking on a chicken wing...

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 09:23:02 ago (+0/-0)

Is that even possible?

I went out with workmates one night one of them being this big black guy and realised my very white anglo mother eats chicken wings like a nigger, sucks them clean.

I cant stand the gristle.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 06:40:20 ago (+0/-0)

My buddy had a buddy, this buddies buddy dad died while him and his brother were kids. He choked to death on popcorn sitting in a recliner. My buddies buddy and his bother were jumping on his lap laughing cause they were little kids and they thought he was playing around. He died

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 01:21:16 ago (+0/-0)

Dying of disease from blowing a farm animal in the ass.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 23:51:14 ago (+1/-1)

OD on fried chiggems, wawtamelon, and grape drank.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 09:25:02 ago (+2/-0)

Im not going to lie here

I can think of far worse ways to die. Maybe this one is 'Nighalla' - the great ghetto in the sky crips and bloods fighting eternally over 'new compton'