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Out of Kraft Parmesan Cheez? Try toilet paper rolls!

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 09:57:46 ago (+16/-0)     (whatever)

Cellulose fiber is a significant ingredient in Kraft Parmesan Cheez Particulates. Toilet paper rolls are made of cellulose fiber. If you're out of Kraft Parmesan, try grated toilet paper rolls over Hamburger Helper for a filling meal that feeds the whole family!


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[ - ] FuckShitJesus 2 points 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 12:20:53 ago (+3/-1)

Cellulose filler is used to prevent the cheese from clumping.

Not only is it not digestible so it's just trash in the system, but it's also in.. more other things than you can imagine.

But, whenever you remind the wagie in a cagie poor American debt slaves that they consume poison from their Walmart, they just shove their head in the sand because hearing the reality of their circumstances generally forces them to face their own complicity in it (by inaction, specifically) and they can't deal with it so they go drink more estrogen-filled beer and watch more homosexual spandex ass-slapping faggotniggerball.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 14:46:28 ago (+1/-0)

whenever you remind the wagie in a cagie poor American debt slaves that they ('re collaborating against themselves...)

The cattle and rancher model of human society is more accurate than not. The one major difference is that cattle with 4 legs don't have an option of whether to sell the use of their mind and body for a pittance. To be fair to the 4 legs, the lower tier humans don't either.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 1 point 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 14:51:52 ago (+2/-1)

Most of these people do not deserved to be saved, because their circumstances are entirely of their own making.

I've stopped giving a shit, and ultimately stopped trying.

I'm much happier, now!

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 14:12:56 ago (+0/-0)

... wagie in a cagie ...they can't deal ... they go drink more estrogen-filled beer ... homosexual spandex ass-slapping faggotniggerball.

Your post covered many of the same subjects that I would have considered. Top quality, 10/10.

I have had the identical experience trying to just show people what the journal papers are saying. Even nutritionist students at the local college.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 1 point 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 14:50:57 ago (+1/-0)

I'm just surmising the reality of all the low-IQ idiots that surround me at this point.

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 14:57:51 ago (+0/-0)

Agreed. I really meant unironically that I appreciated your wordsmithing. Would updoot again if I could.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 02:26:12 ago (+0/-0)

"wagie in a cagie"

get a job faggot. your opinion doesnt mean shit.

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 03:55:18 ago (+0/-0)

If my opinion is shit, yours is below that shit right now because you've said less than shit.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 14:35:26 ago (+1/-0)

Better and more flavorful are egg cartons. Get the large flats that have no printing on them. Soak them in water to soften, then agitate to break them down to a usable form. Or...

https://www.alibaba.com/showroom/food-grade-cellulose-fiber.html

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 12:08:57 ago (+1/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy datz annie symetricisms!!

Yull bee betta awf wit duhhhhh bugz enn lentilz goy! Kvetch!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 02:25:00 ago (+0/-0)

i prefer 'coon' oh wait we dont have COON cheese any more because the name of the guy that came up with that particular manufacturing process, 'Coon' well his name is racist.

so we will call it 'cheer'

then no one will fucking buy it because its woke and overpriced.

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 19:55:22 ago (+0/-0)

Cellulose is in every single fruit, vegetable and grain you eat. The questions are, where is it sourced from, how pure it is, and how much of it was added.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 19:05:03 ago (+0/-0)

Buy a grater and grate your own parm folks. Youll be glad you did.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 17:02:58 ago (+0/-0)

Yea,the FDA measures "cellulose fiber" in ppm= Parts per Million.

Do your homework a little better next time,dingle-berry!!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 15:26:12 ago (+0/-0)

Hamburger Helper needs NO additives. I make it a few times a week, TRUST me. OK, I do add mushrooms after it's cooked, but still.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 15:10:35 ago (+0/-0)

Toilet Paper Cheese! Your Days Are Numbered. -RFK

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 14:09:04 ago (+0/-0)

These fuckers have been putting wood pulp in the ground meat for decades. The better places nowadays still use pulp as "extra fiber" and filler because the new products are just too fucking gross to eat (i.e. taco bell).

[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 18:43:31 ago (+0/-0)

I read a couple days ago that Taco Bell uses oatmeal.

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 19:56:24 ago (+0/-0)

Oatmeal? This must be new. Also, if true, oatmeal sucks as hamburger filler.

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 7 monthsNov 16, 2024 08:13:39 ago (+1/-0)

I haven't researched it, not sure it's true.
It would explain why Taco Bell tacos don't drip grease. The oatmeal would soak it up.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 7 monthsNov 15, 2024 13:00:17 ago (+0/-0)