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Female cop teaches how to get out of a hold

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to funny 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 10:58:10 ago (+34/-1)     (old.reddit.com)

https://old.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1gq9da7/it_didnt_work/



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[ - ] VitaminSieg 8 points 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 12:10:03 ago (+8/-0)

Imagine teaching something of which you have no experience. There. Now you're a woman.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 17:18:00 ago (+1/-0)

lol That's what I said. Little precious princess has never been hungry. This dumb bitch has never been stranded with nothing. She's always had a safety net while many of us live without a net.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 18:04:24 ago (+1/-0)

Tbf she's probably been choked a few times

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2024 00:10:27 ago (+0/-0)

something something yes means harder

[ - ] BulletStopper 7 points 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 12:44:01 ago (+7/-0)

Let us ignore for moment the simple fact that a ligature around your neck meets the very definition of "deadly force" and your assailant is trying to KILL you.

Let us also ignore the fact that you have a firearm right there on your hip, your attacker is at arms length, and BOTH of his hands are currently occupied.

By all means, continue with your 40 step "run away" process.

I'll send flowers.

[ - ] CasualObserver 5 points 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 12:12:28 ago (+7/-2)

honkeymcniggerspic is on reddit ALL FUCKING DAY.

faggot.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 3 points 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 13:51:42 ago (+3/-0)

All day. I rub that shit all over muh wiener.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 14:37:19 ago (+3/-0)

BASED PATRIT!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 17:21:31 ago (+0/-0)*

I do eet for muh )))freedums(((!

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 2 points 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 17:24:23 ago (+2/-0)

Female cop

LOL.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 14:36:41 ago (+1/-0)

bullshit, IRL she would be screaming hysterically, and forget her 'training'

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 17:16:29 ago (+0/-0)

lol IRL female cop would accidentally shoot herself and her car and someone's dog.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 17:38:20 ago (+1/-0)

the dog would be shot on purpose tho

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 17:45:19 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly. Then she'd go home and fuck her dog.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 11:39:37 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, but the majority of users here can't just flash their tits... It just doesn't have the same impact when we dudes do it...

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2024 00:09:55 ago (+0/-0)

holy fucking shit the faggots nigpicking in the comments...

[ - ] scholarandrogue 0 points 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 20:11:43 ago (+0/-0)

unrealistic as hell. articulated by some one living in hollywood land. an assailant would not leave the rope so slack. a finger in between would do nothing. ridiculous.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2024 00:03:14 ago (+0/-0)

A real criminal would use guitar string so she isn't getting her fingers under that.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 17:16:20 ago (+0/-0)

fuck off op not worth the effort of a reddit link

https://files.catbox.moe/aqd6oz.mp4

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 17:29:36 ago (+0/-0)

I thought OldReddit was acceptable and better than a direct link?

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 18:12:31 ago (+0/-0)

reddit blocks vpns spns and TOR

and if using the libredirect links there's no sound because of some sort of webm faggotry https://libreddit.eu.org/r/SipsTea/comments/1gq9da7/it_didnt_work/

The correct way to share is use https://rapidsave.com then upload to catbox

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2024 00:17:17 ago (+0/-0)

I can't get Catbox to work most of the time and Archive takes like 5 minutes or more to archive something

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2024 01:11:51 ago (+0/-0)

what's your DNS service?

[ - ] anrach 0 points 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 13:45:22 ago (+0/-0)

I'd give her the two-fingers iykwim

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 5 monthsNov 13, 2024 11:02:04 ago (+0/-0)

Yea. I fucked her