Ace Hardware needs to update their slogan from "the helpful place" to "the soyful place" - Upgoat

At my local Ace, there is a poster out front: 'DO YOU NEED A HANDYMAN??' They rent people out to help with shit, probably all retards.

It shows a pic of a college girl. I laffed, then I was sad.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 6 monthsNov 11, 2024 23:59:44 ago (+1/-0)

They rent out college girls?
That’s hot!

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 6 monthsNov 12, 2024 06:48:12 ago (+2/-0)

This is a conservative area, and it is staffed by honkies. Foids at the registers, men on the floor. None are yunger than 40, yet the girl on the poster looks about 16. Next time I will ask one of the old guys about it.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 6 monthsNov 12, 2024 13:18:54 ago (+0/-0)

There's probably a waiting list to rent her.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2024 19:05:08 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 6 monthsNov 12, 2024 01:01:02 ago (+2/-0)

dafuq

ace is the place where the child molesters play

[ - ] inaminit 1 point 6 monthsNov 11, 2024 19:09:32 ago (+1/-0)

One of the last full service hardware stores... They commonly carry things you will not find anywhere else.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 1 point 6 monthsNov 11, 2024 23:32:57 ago (+1/-0)

This is the npc mascot guy who points behind himself with the O face.

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Ace Hardware needs to update their slogan from "the helpful place" to "the soyful place" submitted by PoundOfFlesh to whatever 6 monthsNov 11, 2024 15:02:37 ago (+14/-1) (files.catbox.moe)https://files.catbox.moe/pomfss.png

Ace Hardware needs to update their slogan from "the helpful place" to "the soyful place"
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to whatever 6 monthsNov 11, 2024 15:02:37 ago (+14/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
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