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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 10:30:30 ago (+2/-0)

Dead judges, lawyers and cops never make me sad.

[ - ] TALKLOL 2 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 08:20:36 ago (+2/-0)

" the judge was an upstanding citizen".
I doubt it. Upstanding citizens do not out of the blue get murdered by their wives. There were things going on for sure.
Probably killed him because of those funky eyebrows.

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 08:37:14 ago (+2/-0)

The eyebrows had evolved and achieved sentience. The wife knew, she had to do something, the eyebrows were becoming self aware and were a threat to humanity, she had to act…they were becoming too judgmental.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 15:16:14 ago (+1/-0)

"Ah, honey? If Trump wins we might need to move out of the country. Yeah, why? Oh you know, p diddy videos. Wait! What are you doing with a gun!!? NOOOO!"

BLAMMO!


Hey you never know, it could have went something like that. LOL

[ - ] King_Leopold_II 0 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 07:50:45 ago (+0/-0)

What the fuck is that thing. Looks like an ET.