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Oorah and Happy Birthday.

submitted by TheRealBuddha to whatever 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 17:09:30 ago (+13/-0)     (whatever)

Those who know, know.

Also, why haven't one of you maggots made a USMC sub?


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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 8 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 17:10:51 ago (+9/-1)

Because fighting wars for israel is ghey?

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 3 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 18:01:23 ago (+3/-0)

We didn't fight wars for Israel. We fought for the man next to us.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 6 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 18:53:15 ago (+7/-1)

...who was also fighting for israel....

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 21:02:00 ago (+3/-0)

We fought for the man next to us.
Who was fighting for israel.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 19:37:58 ago (+3/-3)

Then you guys should pay each other. Why are we footing the bill?

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 4 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 20:26:40 ago (+4/-0)

LOL "we" - like you pay anything significant in taxes.

You're not fooling me.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 21:02:06 ago (+5/-3)*

I have paid plenty in taxes. A huge portion of my earnings. Its not funny to be stolen from. Furthermore anyone who works and spends in this economy has paid for government supported military through inflation and deficit spending. We are all poorer for it. Are we better off for it though? Are we safer? I would say absolutely not.

We fought for the man next to us

This is a crazy reason for an entire nation to pay for a war. We are looking at massive inflation now due to the Ukraine war. That happens every time we go to war. Yet our borders are being overrun as we watch our country’s demise. Im not suggesting you were in control of those policies. I simply say that we paid for your career, and it was a bad deal for us.

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 2 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 21:02:55 ago (+2/-0)

Nah, I don't believe you.

Anyone gainfully employed wouldn't ask such a retarded question.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 21:12:46 ago (+1/-1)

Are you gainfully employed? I thought we just established you worked for the US military, fighting for the benefit of your fellow military cronies and not the interests of the American people. You failed in your most basic mission. Why am I retarded? Cuz Im the sucker that paid you?

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 21:24:43 ago (+1/-0)

LOL You don't even understand why you're retarded.

And, no... I'm happily retired. I owned and sold my own company.

"Hurr durr... Post office employees should pay themselves!"

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 21:38:39 ago (+1/-1)

LOL You don't even understand why you're retarded.

Maybe you should explain why Im retarded. Because Ive just made the case for why the US military is not worth the money. And all you can say is Im retarded. Not an argument.

I think we should shut down the Post Office and fire everyone of their employees. But at least they occassionally carry out their mission which is to deliver letters to me. If they were like the marines I supposed just deliver mail to each other!

I'm happily retired.

Are you collecting welfare? You get a military pension don’t you? Social Security?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 21:05:38 ago (+2/-0)

Don’t you just hate the veterans? They want props for a job they chose.
Fuck that.
Also, the Ukraine hasn’t cost us hardly anything compared to the money we spend on countries they never talk about.
Pakistan is one.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 21:22:26 ago (+1/-1)

Well I dont hate veterans, but I we need to rethink showering them with glory, when they are not serving our interests. The military doesn’t make anything. And its a rare army that isn’t engaged in looting.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 21:53:27 ago (+2/-0)

Remember the guarding of the poppy fields?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 21:54:41 ago (+0/-0)

Remember the guarding of the poppy fields?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 21:57:41 ago (+1/-1)

I don’t. I suppose this has something to do with the military stealing opium from afghanistan.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 5 monthsNov 12, 2024 00:21:16 ago (+0/-0)

Yep, and shortly after that, the beginning of the opioid epidemic.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 21:47:32 ago (+0/-0)

Yea just 60%, nothing much

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 23:55:57 ago (+0/-0)

Oh uncle ted. You're such a douche

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 19:32:57 ago (+1/-0)

I dunno... If I was a real douche, I'd have pointed out that I pay more in taxes than he makes in a few years (statistically more than that, but that's giving them the benefit of doubt)- and that's with practicing tax avoidance and using an accountant.

Tax avoidance is perfectly legal - and a good thing to do.

Tax evasion is illegal - and you'll end up in prison, but probably a white-collar prison.

Anyhow, it's good to see you're still alive. I hope all is well for you and yours.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 5 monthsNov 12, 2024 06:26:30 ago (+0/-0)

Its remarkable to see you're still alive, happy upcoming holidays, oldest of goats!

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 12, 2024 13:59:35 ago (+1/-0)

I don't generally participate much outside of the guitar sub. There are fewer sane people here than there were on Voat. They write paragraphs of gibberish, based on the misinformation they've chosen to believe, and feel smug that they've essentially shat their pants in public.

Ah well...

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 5 monthsNov 12, 2024 09:18:13 ago (+0/-0)

But the taxes you pay are out of taxes paid to you by someone who produces real wealth. Thats not what they military does. If you are not fulfilling your primary function (and youre not) then its just stealing. Its like claiming a welfare queen is doing something admirable because she pays sales tax out of money she didn’t earn. Legal is not moral. We have to return to behaviors that produce wealth for the economy.

I don’t really want to pick on you too much because youre not much more of an economic liability than the rest of us, on average. But I wanted to point out that we don’t owe you. I supported all those wars and I accepted their premises. We were tricked. They were not fought for us. Maybe thats too difficult for you to accept.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 03:58:43 ago (+1/-0)

I respect the fighters, brainwashed as they were. Their hearts were in the right place, just not their heads. We all know how insidious and all-consuming the jew propaganda machine is. Something we should learn from if we're ever to gain power again.

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 23:02:18 ago (+2/-0)

"My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment, Sir!"

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 23:41:29 ago (+0/-0)

Yup. We lay down the red carpet so that the Army can roll in to claim the credit.

Well, no... Not me... I've not been enlisted for longer than many goats have been alive.

[ - ] con77 1 point 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 10:58:06 ago (+1/-0)

Semper Paratus

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 19:29:21 ago (+0/-0)

That's Coasty, yes? If so, thanks for your service. Some of y'all do some risky shit and you're way unappreciated.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 06:34:24 ago (+0/-0)

ONWARD, CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS!---and get your balls blown off in wars that benefit Israel.

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 06:12:22 ago (+0/-0)

Because the officers condone child rape.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 02:31:26 ago (+1/-1)

Make the sub yourself baby killer
The usmc hasn't been relevant or necessary for many decades
Bunch of tools circle jerking each other on extreme camping trips
Name one reason to give two fucks about any marine in the last 50 years
Boomer faggots like you let the entire country be run into the ground by traitors while you took orders to do nothing about it

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 19:38:53 ago (+0/-1)

Is it the anniversary of the marine corps founding or something?

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 20:30:06 ago (+1/-0)

Yup... 1775 in Tun's Tavern is our founding. We're older than the United States.

Well, not 'we' anymore. I'm not all that gung-ho about it. I fulfilled my contracts. I'd say 'former Marine' but it annoys people who weren't actually Marines and it annoys people who like to think they're still enlisted.

I do like the Marine Corps birthday, however. It's a fine excuse to have a beer or two. Yeah, probably two of them.