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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 7 monthsNov 9, 2024 22:27:47 ago (+4/-0)

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

although i welcome you giving me space. id prefer it to be somewhere between 100 and 10,000 kms.

[ - ] Trope 2 points 7 monthsNov 9, 2024 22:51:31 ago (+2/-0)

No no, this is good. These fake troll accounts serve to bring the community together which in turn makes us stronger. I mean, just look at the wonderful opportunity every commenter on this post has had to finally give these gay fuckers a piece of their minds. Even if it is fake, it empowers us to tell the enemy to fuck off.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 7 monthsNov 10, 2024 00:16:03 ago (+1/-0)

'bring the community together'

ok i get that americans have an issue with metrics, so ill just say it simply.

100 KILO metres away from me, is very very good. its not close to me. 100 METRES is. its about 1/5th of what a court order would get me. 100 kilometres is one thousand times that distance fuck you its lots more whatever. 10 times. not 1000. about the distance from where i live to the centre of the next largest city over the other side of melbourne. this is very good.

10,000 kilometres, is ten thousand times, the thousand (ten, feggit) times, of 1/5th of what a court order would get me. if theyre 10,000 kilometres from me theyre either drowning somewhere, or falling from a great height. either way, literally problem solved.

[ - ] TheodoreKent [op] 0 points 7 monthsNov 9, 2024 22:55:56 ago (+0/-0)

I have always been the fakest of trolls

[ - ] TheodoreKent [op] 1 point 7 monthsNov 9, 2024 22:50:12 ago (+1/-0)

somewhere between 100 and 10,000 kms

Glad to know you delineate your distances in LGBTQ+ units.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 7 monthsNov 10, 2024 00:23:24 ago (+3/-0)

im sorry, how many leagues does your land vehicle get to the tank? how many knots does it travel at? how many hogsheads to the tank? im not sure how your petrol signs work with the 5/27th thing after the changing numbers... does it mean something like.... 10 bails of barley and two wheat sheaths and a horse dick per imperial metric liquid pound of combustible GASOLINA?

i just pay 1.80 per litre. ten litres is 18.00. i have a 45 litre tank. 1.80 times 45 = the cost to fill my tank. the litres/100kmh gives me a damn good idea of when im going to conk out. about 650 per tank with what im driving now.

just works mate. but enjoy your 1/12/1200/32/??/profit/space is fake and gay! english derived and completely obsolete for good reason imperial measurements murrcan freedom units.

[ - ] TheodoreKent [op] 1 point 7 monthsNov 10, 2024 00:37:40 ago (+1/-0)

My automobile gets 320 NegroComplaints per acre

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 7 monthsNov 10, 2024 02:09:27 ago (+2/-0)

...

ok ok i think im willing to learn this archaic but strangely interesting system of measurement. why am i thinking the "RON" alternative has something to do with "whips per square inch - more whips = more travel for your dollar"

[ - ] dingbat 3 points 7 monthsNov 10, 2024 02:23:47 ago (+3/-0)

Anyone who uses the phrase, “Hold Space” needs gas immediately.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 7 monthsNov 9, 2024 22:26:20 ago (+3/-0)

Faggot

[ - ] ArcturianDeathTrap 2 points 7 monthsNov 9, 2024 22:34:24 ago (+3/-1)

Thanks, bro. Means a lot to me, in these trying times.

#Lesbians4Hitler

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 7 monthsNov 10, 2024 00:03:23 ago (+1/-0)

Fake and gay

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 7 monthsNov 9, 2024 23:46:41 ago (+1/-0)

Bro.
Dude.
We were cool, you and I.
Back on Poal.
Whoa unto you!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 7 monthsNov 9, 2024 23:54:48 ago (+2/-0)

You should've checked his mouth for dicks!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 7 monthsNov 10, 2024 00:25:33 ago (+2/-0)

GUK"OMNOTDOOP-"GUKSLURPGUK"-FROOTONONOFONG"

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 7 monthsNov 9, 2024 22:40:59 ago (+1/-0)

You've always been a real nigga

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 7 monthsNov 10, 2024 10:18:53 ago (+0/-0)

Well then, in light of this, I just want you to know...

I am not.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 7 monthsNov 10, 2024 08:18:41 ago (+0/-0)*

They are so weak that they consider holding space to be a feat.

Also I feel like people aren't getting a joke.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 7 monthsNov 10, 2024 06:47:59 ago (+0/-0)

FU

[ - ] 2017Fallout 0 points 7 monthsNov 10, 2024 05:14:31 ago (+0/-0)

If you are "anyrace" as opposed to what?

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 7 monthsNov 10, 2024 00:02:41 ago (+0/-0)

Get that satanic battle flag outta my face, buttpirate.