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Forty-three monkeys at large in South Carolina after escaping research facility

submitted by Spaceman84 to news 6 monthsNov 7, 2024 19:08:36 ago (+19/-0)     (archive.is)

https://archive.is/uyKyk



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[ - ] 2017Fallout 0 points 6 monthsNov 9, 2024 09:24:54 ago (+0/-0)

I hope they live free. Poor things

[ - ] _Obrez 3 points 6 monthsNov 8, 2024 04:36:24 ago (+3/-0)

Rhesus Macaques

As of this afternoon they had caught nor killed any of them, news says they got sherifs and wildlife folks using thermals and drones hunting for them.

Local news claims they are all females and "too young to be infectious"

So anyway some german guy on 4/pol/ says they were being used for Alzheimer's research and they cary a designer virus meant to cause similar brain damage to alzheimers in primates, hopefully that's all horseshit but he said the virus is air and waterborne.

Considering how chill kamala was with her concession the fuckers are up to something and I don't believe 43 lab monkeys get out on accident.

[ - ] Spaceman84 [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 8, 2024 12:12:04 ago (+0/-0)

I would first suspect jews.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 6 monthsNov 8, 2024 04:27:05 ago (+0/-0)

LOL

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 6 monthsNov 8, 2024 03:29:34 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 6 monthsNov 8, 2024 03:28:16 ago (+1/-0)

This is dystopian movies start.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 6 monthsNov 8, 2024 02:23:50 ago (+1/-0)

Catch'em quick,before the local nigg's rape & impregnate'em.

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 6 monthsNov 7, 2024 23:26:11 ago (+0/-0)

Carpe Nocturne

[ - ] Moravian 2 points 6 monthsNov 7, 2024 22:42:16 ago (+2/-0)

Run monkey's run!

[ - ] Prairie 5 points 6 monthsNov 7, 2024 22:41:42 ago (+5/-0)

Waiittt.. are we talking about niggers?

[ - ] fnbs 3 points 6 monthsNov 7, 2024 22:36:38 ago (+3/-0)

So its kind of like Chicago streets now?

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 6 monthsNov 7, 2024 22:48:15 ago (+1/-0)

Did somebody give them weapons?

[ - ] duke_cannon 2 points 6 monthsNov 7, 2024 21:39:21 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 6 monthsNov 7, 2024 20:45:14 ago (+2/-0)

Fucking classic.

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 6 monthsNov 7, 2024 19:25:06 ago (+1/-0)

It’s a facility for breeding and raising monkeys for research. Not for conducting research using the monkeys.