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This is how 28 days later started

submitted by MelGlibson to whatever 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 12:50:58 ago (+14/-0)     (apnews.com)

https://apnews.com/article/monkeys-escape-alpha-genesis-south-carolina-66a78279a7abe57c5f8fd0953359368a



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[ - ] Prairie 3 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 22:42:44 ago (+3/-0)

there is no risk, they haven't been tested on

That's what they'd say if they had been tested on.

[ - ] Stonkmar 4 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 14:01:21 ago (+4/-0)

Or how Outbreak started.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 14:45:35 ago (+1/-0)

The lesser monke movie

[ - ] Wolfspider 3 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 20:41:41 ago (+3/-0)

The place is named Alpha Genesis, seems very movie like.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 19:57:52 ago (+2/-0)*

“They are not infected with any disease whatsoever. They are harmless and a little skittish,”

Uh-huh. And if we've learned anything in the last 100 years it's that we can absolutely believe everything "the authorities" tell us as the pure unvarnished Truth, because they love us and would never, EVER, lie to us.

Right?

[ - ] SteppingRazor 2 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 17:50:42 ago (+2/-0)

Must have been a DEI hire that left the cage open.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 18:35:43 ago (+2/-0)

They felt a kinship with dem monkes

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 16:14:30 ago (+2/-0)

I knew this would be the monkey story lmao

[ - ] Master_B 2 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 15:40:35 ago (+2/-0)

12 43 Monkeys

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 13:00:07 ago (+2/-0)

I'd like to know a little more about what they're researching there.

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 14:29:10 ago (+1/-0)

Planet of the Apes stuff

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 14:46:13 ago (+1/-0)

Research?

[ - ] 4thTurning 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 00:17:04 ago (+0/-0)

"They are not infected with any disease whatsoever"

That's my how monkeys work.
If they escaped and they did not have disease they certainly do now.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 22:34:11 ago (+0/-0)

I thought primate experimentation was completely banned now and all research companies were ordered to euthanise or foster out what they had left?

[ - ] con77 0 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 22:16:35 ago (+0/-0)

Wild monkey not good

Good in cook pot only

Monkey stew

[ - ] con77 0 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 16:39:16 ago (+0/-0)

Fukn A !

They're trying to kill us!

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 16:00:38 ago (+0/-0)

They will be hunted but not captured for preservation.
Just because that facility has done any testing,the place of origin and history is documented.
Watch for it next

[ - ] SundayMatinee 0 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 14:02:06 ago (+0/-0)

Watch their local channels for bite incidents.