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180,000 Amish registered to vote for Trump. Trump won PA by 133,000. The Amish are officially the most important voting demographic in the United States.

submitted by Glowbright to whatever 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 17:00:31 ago (+94/-1)     (whatever)

I want to see four years of DC politicians pandering to the Amish just like they have pandered to blacks my entire life. The world will be a better place for this.


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[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 21 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 17:12:41 ago (+21/-0)

180K Amish destroyed the dreams of 70M wahmen/feminists/cucks/niggers.

Kek.

[ - ] bobdole9 9 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 18:38:23 ago (+9/-0)

Sounds like a good time to order furniture.

[ - ] Steelerfish 3 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 22:58:23 ago (+3/-0)

Or a nice pie or tub of ice cream.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 6 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 18:51:57 ago (+6/-0)

White power

[ - ] Anotherone -5 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 19:08:07 ago (+0/-5)

Amish are adopting niggers, their gene pool is fucked.

[ - ] kammmmak 3 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 21:11:11 ago (+3/-0)

How say you're a subverting jealous kike without sayin it.

[ - ] Anotherone 0 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 19:07:35 ago (+1/-1)

Absoulte gold comment.

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 1 point 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 20:48:37 ago (+1/-0)

Answering yourself?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 7 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 17:23:53 ago (+7/-0)

I'll have to stop off and purchase stuff from them. They make good jerky, too. Not as good as mine but still purdy damned good.

[ - ] eongoat 8 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 17:45:43 ago (+8/-0)

We all need to purchase from them. Their food is always top notch.

[ - ] dingbat 2 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 20:19:28 ago (+2/-0)

I always buy Amish butter. It’s the best!

[ - ] ProudRebel 4 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 18:08:05 ago (+4/-0)

Home cooked jerky is delicious and very healthy.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 7 monthsNov 7, 2024 10:58:45 ago (+2/-0)

Do they call you HonkyMcniggerSpic when you stop by or just your Christian name?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 7 monthsNov 7, 2024 11:10:21 ago (+2/-0)

Probably just call me Cheese or Booger.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsNov 9, 2024 12:10:40 ago (+1/-0)

Depending wether they're looking at your face or dick?

Don't get excited @greensaint.

[ - ] ProudRebel 9 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 18:05:37 ago (+9/-0)

I like the Amish and Mennonites very much. No group has told the government to fuck right off better than they have. Their girls are kinda cute too. Women with long hair, conservative long dresses and no makeup rustle my jimmies. If they let me make a little beer and wine I think I would like it with them. Nothing at all wrong with some hard work.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 19:03:23 ago (+3/-0)

It really would be a wonderful life. Practically all the "work" that they do are things that I like to do when I'm not at work.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 7 monthsNov 9, 2024 15:04:59 ago (+0/-0)

It's best not to mention them too much. The democrat voters will be in there torching their homes.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 3 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 18:17:27 ago (+4/-1)

What will they do when Trump sells them out for his jew friends?

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 19:01:02 ago (+2/-0)

Wake up.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 23:07:03 ago (+1/-0)

Nothing. They're pacifists.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsNov 7, 2024 10:59:28 ago (+1/-0)

God's on their side.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker -1 points 7 monthsNov 7, 2024 14:17:38 ago (+0/-1)

The god they worship chose the jews as their people. They worship a judean judahite rabbi who was circumcised, taught in synagogues, and celebrated passover.

[ - ] jfroybees 3 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 18:34:04 ago (+3/-0)

Amen to that.

[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 19:34:16 ago (+2/-0)

Always liked the Amish!

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 19:39:32 ago (+3/-0)

When the Dems went after Amish meat production, the right raised funds for them expecting nothing in return.

They really paid that back manyfold.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 0 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 19:58:26 ago (+0/-0)

Nothing 200k indians and africans can't fix. Pretty sure the DNC will be taking that option over your one.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 20:50:18 ago (+1/-0)

Funny though, because the Amish don’t get any media except for their own local Amish news papers.

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 7 monthsNov 7, 2024 04:50:11 ago (+1/-0)

Excluding outside societal influences doesn't always work the way one wants it to.

But it ALWAYS WORKS.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 20:54:10 ago (+1/-0)

I want you to pander to me honey buns send me your dick pics

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 7 monthsNov 7, 2024 03:33:51 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't know there were that many Amish in existence.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsNov 7, 2024 11:03:10 ago (+0/-0)

Amishazing huh?

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 7 monthsNov 7, 2024 04:17:15 ago (+0/-0)

With all the DEI hires in the Dem party, don't be surprised if they spend most of next year's budget on a TV ad campaign directed at the Amish.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsNov 7, 2024 11:02:28 ago (+1/-0)

You can live without power right?

The Amish do.

It's winter and it's cold you don't need heat.

The Amish live without it.

Be More Amish.

::billboard in the ghetto::

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 7 monthsNov 7, 2024 04:48:23 ago (+0/-0)

If the Amish would take me I'd leave it all behind.
They probably have some weird thing I wouldnt like but oh dear god just to be out of reach to this wicked fucking world. What bliss that would be.