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The sign should say:

NO ANIMAL ACTS HERE

Honestly, it might be time that the Japanese consider establishing a basic level language requirement for all first time visa applicants.

Here me out, a foreigner takes an initial evaluation with a Japanese instructor in their home country to document that they've prepared. The tourist then schedules a visit to the nearest Japanese embassy by appointment to take a basic Japanese language test. All test takers are required to have a valid passport as identification in order to sit the test. No exceptions.

Those who pass, receive Japanese visa approval which, if never used, expires when their passport does. While those who fail are told they can schedule to re-test in six months as well as receive emails encouraging them to use duolingo, or some other online language learning site to study.

The test is otherwise once in a lifetime. If the foreigner afterward demonstrate they're a nuisance while in Japan, they're promptly expelled from the country for a decade and must re-test from scratch if they should desire to return. That should seriously hinder the retards getting into Japan and help the Japanese if one of theirs did something stupid, like have a kid with a retarded foreigner.