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What is all this Squirrel stuff? I missed something.

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to AskUpgoat 7 monthsNov 4, 2024 23:34:48 ago (+8/-0)     (AskUpgoat)



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[ - ] Drstrangestgov 10 points 7 monthsNov 5, 2024 00:10:13 ago (+10/-0)

America is mad about the government killing a pornstars pet squirrel. They are not mad about the 2020 stolen election and coup.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 9 points 7 monthsNov 5, 2024 00:08:31 ago (+9/-0)

Some family found a squirrel that was pretty bad off , nursed it back to health and shared the experience on tik tok,
Some fucking bureaucrat/ public servant decided that the only logical thing to do would be to seize the creature and euthanize it.
Typical way the government "helps" .

My band of insurrectionists will be sporting tshirts with pnut on the front with AVENGE ME in blood red letters above him

[ - ] dulcima 8 points 7 monthsNov 5, 2024 02:02:59 ago (+8/-0)

There was also a raccoon but nobody cares about him.

[ - ] Gowithit 7 points 7 monthsNov 4, 2024 23:38:56 ago (+7/-0)

viral promotion of some only fans page

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 5 points 7 monthsNov 5, 2024 00:08:29 ago (+5/-0)

Communist jews got jealous of a white man living his best life so they sent zogbots to murder his pets

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 7 monthsNov 4, 2024 23:42:09 ago (+4/-0)

Squirrels.

They're what's for dinner!

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 7 monthsNov 5, 2024 02:35:28 ago (+2/-0)

I missed it too until they schooled me.
It's a very internet story. Good stuff.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 7 monthsNov 5, 2024 00:27:22 ago (+2/-1)

I think the homo was sticking that poor squirrel in his butt.

[ - ] xmasskull 6 points 7 monthsNov 5, 2024 01:11:36 ago (+6/-0)

You're weird,dude.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 7 monthsNov 4, 2024 23:37:16 ago (+0/-0)

Nobody in the room can explain it to you?

[ - ] boekanier 3 points 7 monthsNov 5, 2024 01:43:19 ago (+3/-0)

they all have an other explanation of the same event. Typical.